Popcorn, alphabetical! letters A-F
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We do not re-Sort characters. An unpopcorned character will belong to the House where the Sorting Hat placed that character in his/her HH sorting. Remember this is a crack comm and the Sorting Hat's logic is entirely illogical; the Sorting will likely not follow serious HPverse guidelines, as the Hat now has bigger priorities such as the applicant's favorite cheese.
A-F, alphabetical:
A | B | C | D | E | F
A
Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Hufflepuff. Francis Abernathy (The Secret History), Hufflepuff. Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family), Ravenclaw. Zack Addy (Bones), Ravenclaw. Aigis (Persona 3), Hufflepuff. Algaliarept (Kim Harrison's Rachel Morgan series), Slytherin. Alice (Alice in Wonderland), Ravenclaw. Alice (Resident Evil), Slytherin.
Bart Allen, aka Impulse (DC Comics), Gryffindor. impulsivekid St. John Allerdyce (X-Men), Gryffindor. Mio Amakura (Fatal Frame 2), Hufflepuff. Misa Amane (DEATH NOTE), Hufflepuff Brenda Amparo (Blue Beetle, DC Comics), Gryffindor. Nick Andros (The Stand, Stephen King), Ravenclaw. Dyan Ardais (Darkover), Gryffindor. Ares (Xena), Hufflepuff. Alex Louis Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist), Gryffindor. Aslan (The Chronicles of Narnia) Gryffindor. Paul Atreides (Dune), Slytherin. Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander), Gryffindor. Kate Austen (Lost), Slytherin. Autolycus, King of Thieves (Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules: The Legendary Journeys), Slytherin. Axel (Kingdom Hearts 2), Gryffindor. Ayla (Clan of the Cave Bear), Sparklypoo.
Aziraphale (Good Omens), Hufflepuff.
B
B / Beyond Birthday (Death Note), Bitchiwitch. Bad Graphics Ghost (Homestar Runner), Hufflepuff. King Bakura (Yuugioh), Slytherin. Bakura Ryou (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Hufflepuff. S. Baldrick (Blackadder), Hufflepuff. Dr. Gaius Baltar (Battlestar Galactica), Ravenclaw Balthier (Final Fantasy XII), Slytherin. Captain Hector Barbossa (Pirates of the Caribbean), Ravenclaw The Bard (The Bard's Tale), Gryffindor. Joel Barish (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), Ravenclaw. Bartimaeus, Ravenclaw. Bartleby (Herman Melville, Bartleby the Scrivener), Slytherin. Basil of Baker Street (The Great Mouse Detective), Ravenclaw Madeline Bassett (P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves novels), Hufflepuff. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho), Slytherin.
Violet Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Ravenclaw. Tracy Beaker (The Story of Tracy Beaker), Ravenclaw. Bean (Ender's Game / Ender's Shadow), Ravenclaw. Zaphod Beeblebrox (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), Sparklypoo. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice), Gryffindor. Lyra Belacqua (His Dark Materials), Gryffindor. Belial/Mad Hatter (Angel Sanctuary), Hufflepuff. Belldandy (Oh! My Goddess), Hufflepuff. Gillian Bellever (The Fury), Hufflepuff. Bender (Futurama), Gryffindor. Claire Bennet (Heroes), Hufflepuff. Noah Bennet (Heroes), Hufflepuff. Sandra Bennet (Heroes), Hufflepuff. Cody Bennett (the Dexter series), Hufflepuff. Zalbag Beoulve (Final Fantasy Tactics), Gryffindor. George Berger (Hair), Sparklypoo. Manny Bianco (Black Books), Hufflepuff. Bernard Black (Black Books), Ravenclaw. Black Mage (8-Bit Theater), Slytherin. Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder), Slytherin. Anita Blake (Anita Blake), Hufflepuff. Sir Percy Blakeney (The Scarlet Pimpernel), Gryffindor. Mr. Bliss (Skulduggery Pleasant), Slytherin. Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen... Bloom (The Producers), Hufflepuff. Danny Blue (Hustle), Slytherin. Derkhan Blueday (Perdido Street Station), Gryffindor. Elwood Blues (Blues Brothers), Hufflepuff. Jake Blues (Blues Brothers), Hufflepuff. George Oscar Bluth II (Arrested Development), Gryffindor.
Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development), Slytherin. Primavera Bobinski (Richard Calder's Dead Girls), Hufflepuff. Shepherd Book (Firefly), Ravenclaw. Dogen Boole (Psychonauts), Hufflepuff. Borg 3 of 17 (Star Trek), Hufflepuff. Bosch 1/64 (Breath of Fire), Gryffindor. Botan (Yuu Yuu Hakusho), Hufflepuff. Sgt. Konstantin Bothari (Barrayar series), Hufflepuff. Brainiac Five / Querl Dox (Legion of Superheroes), Ravenclaw Zapp Brannigan (Futurama), Tootsitramp. Temperance "Bones" Brennan (Bones), Ravenclaw. Mickey Bricks (Hustle), Slytherin. Eddie Brock (Marvel Comics), Ravenclaw Brook (One Piece), Slytherin.
Stephanie Brown (Spoiler/Robin IV, Batman, DC Comics), Gryffindor. Mr. Bucket (advertisement, game), Ravenclaw Phoebe Buffay (Friends), Hufflepuff. Bun-Bun (Sluggy Freelance), Hufflepuff. Burger King (advertisement), Gryffindor. Lester Burnham (American Beauty), Slytherin.
Mr. Butlertron (Clone High), Hufflepuff.
C
Michael J. Caboose (Red vs. Blue), Hufflepuff. Julius Caesar (Xena), Slytherin. Cassandra Cain (DC Comics), Gryffindor. Caligula (I, Claudius), Slytherin. Dairine Callahan (Young Wizards), Ravenclaw Mike Callahan (Callahan series), Ravenclaw. Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes), Gryffindor. Rosalind Cameron (Mercedes Lackey, The Fire Rose), Ravenclaw Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica, 2003 reimagining), Hufflepuff Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere), Hufflepuff. Senor Cardgage (Homestar Runner), Slytherin. Evelyn ‘Evi’ Carnahan (The Mummy), Slytherin.
Eiko Carol (Final Fantasy IX), Gryffindor. Lucien Caron (The Day of the Jackal), Ravenclaw. Nick Carraway (The Great Gatsby), Hufflepuff. Bridge Carson (Power Rangers: SPD), Gryffindor. Randolph Carter (H.P. Lovecraft's "The Statement of Randolph Carter), Ravenclaw. Lt Col Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1), Ravenclaw. Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars), Gryffindor. Todd "Squee" Casil (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac), Gryffindor. Cassie (Skins), Gryffindor. Cats (Zero Wing), Slytherin.
Holden Caulfield (Catcher in the Rye), Ravenclaw. Chang Wufei (Gundam Wing), Gryffindor. Charlotte (Making Friends), Hufflepuff. Cordelia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Gryffindor. Dr. Robert Chase (House, MD), Gryffindor. The Cheat (Homestar Runner), Slytherin. Chiana (Farscape), Slytherin Chii (Chobits), Hufflepuff. Hakkai Cho (Saiyuki), Ravenclaw Kweh, Yellow Chocobo (Final Fantasy), Hufflepuff. Jane Christie (Coupling), Hufflepuff. Leonard L. Church (Red vs. Blue), Slytherin. Jemma Claflin (The Children's Hospital), Ravenclaw Jayne Cobb (Firefly), Gryffindor. Oswald Cobblepot (DC Comics), Slytherin. King Cobra (Snakes on a Plane), Slytherin.
Mark Cohen (Rent), Gryffindor. Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report), Gryffindor. Connor (Angel: The Series), Slytherin. John Constantine (Hellblazer), Hufflepuff. Special Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks), Ravenclaw Gwen Cooper (Torchwood), Gryffindor. Jilly Coppercorn (Charles de Lint's Newford books), Ravenclaw. Princess Irulan Corrino (Dune), Slytherin. Ana Lucia Cortez (Lost), Gryffindor. Suzie Costello (Torchwood), Hufflepuff. Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs), Ravenclaw. Frasier Crane (Frasier), Ravenclaw. Dr. Jonathan Crane (Batman Begins), Ravenclaw Francis Crawford of Lymond (Dorothy Dunnett, the Lymond Chronicles), Hufflepuff. Annja Creed (Rogue Angel), Ravenclaw. Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward (Thunderbirds), Gryffindor. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider), Ravenclaw. Anthony Crowley (Good Omens), Slytherin. Wesley Crusher (Star Trek: The Next Generation), Hufflepuff. Dr. Lisa Cuddy (House, M.D.), Ravenclaw Leon Czolgosz (Assassins), Gryffindor.
D
Devi D (I Feel Sick), Gryffindor. Christine Daae (The Phantom of the Opera), Hufflepuff. Professor Daitokuji (Yu-Gi-Oh GX), Ravenclaw. Emo Dalek (Doctor Who), Gryffindor. Sir Alexander Dane (Galaxy Quest), Ravenclaw. Data (Star Trek), Ravenclaw. Bran ap Arthur / Bran Davies (The Dark is Rising), Gryffindor. Brooke Davis (One Tree Hill), Slytherin. Roger Davis (RENT), Gryffindor. Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), Ravenclaw. Dominic 'Dom' de Winter (Angels Unlimited), Ravenclaw. Jason "JD" Dean (Heathers), Gryffindor. Karolina Dean (Runaways), Hufflepuff. DEATH (Discworld), Hufflepuff. Death of Rats (Discworld), Hufflepuff. Death of the Endless (Sandman), Hufflepuff. Edward d'Eath (Discworld), Hufflepuff. Mme Defarge (A Tale of Two Cities), Slytherin. Phèdre nó Delaunay de Montrève (Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel series), Ravenclaw. Denethor (Lord of the Rings), Slytherin. Dewey Denouement (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Ravenclaw. Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), Gryffindor. Roland Deschain (the Dark Tower series), Gryffindor. Martine Desroubins (Otherland), Ravenclaw. Anathema Device (Good Omens), Gryffindor. Dib (Invader Zim), Gryffindor. C.M.O.T. Dibbler (Discworld), Hufflepuff. Digger-of-Unnecessarily-Convoluted-Tunnels (Digger), Hufflepuff. Dimitri (Sly Cooper), Ravenclaw Discord (Xena: Warrior Princess), Bitchiwitch. the Doctor, 4th Regeneration (Doctor Who), Gryffindor. the Doctor, 5th Regeneration (Doctor Who), Ravenclaw. the Doctor, 9th Regeneration (Doctor Who), Gryffindor. fantastic_nine the Doctor, 10th Regeneration (Doctor Who), Hufflepuff. tenofgallifrey Rooney Doodle (Doodlebops), Ravenclaw. John "JD" Dorian (Scrubs), Hufflepuff. Dorilys of Aldaran (Darkover series), Slytherin. Dory (Finding Nemo), Gryffindor. Elwood P. Dowd and Harvey (Harvey), Hufflepuff. Tannim Drake (SERRAted Edge), Gryffindor. Tim Drake (DC Comics), Ravenclaw Dream (Sandman), Ravenclaw Harry Dresden (Dresden Files), Gryffindor. Darkwing Duck (Darkwing Duck animated series), Gryffindor. Carcer Dun (Discworld), Gryffindor. Tyler Durden (Fight Club), Slytherin.
E
The Easter Bunny, Gryffindor. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars), Gryffindor. Eclipse (Demon Diary), Hufflepuff. Ed (Shaun of the Dead), Hufflepuff. Roderich Edelstein/Austria (Axis Powers Hetalia), Ravenclaw. 'Radical' Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (Cowboy Bebop), Sparklypoo. Elan (Order of the Stick), Hufflepuff. Gareas Elidd (Candidate for Goddess), Gryffindor. Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Ravenclaw. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist), Ravenclaw. Emily (The Corpse Bride), Hufflepuff. Eneru (One Piece), Slytherin. Raphael Enjolras (Les Miserables), Gryffindor. Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist), Slytherin. Eowyn (Lord of the Rings), Gryffindor. Charlie Eppes (Numb3rs), Ravenclaw Eragon (Inheritance Trilogy), Gryffindor. Eris (Principia Discordia), Slytherin. Erk (Fire Emblem), Gryffindor. Eros (The Golden Ass), Gryffindor. Note: Unpopcorning Eros will require his being taken from a more unambiguously fictional canon. Please consult the mods. Carla Espinosa (Scrubs), Ravenclaw. The Exile (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2), Gryffindor.
F
Lord Fanny (The Invisibles), Ravenclaw. Ellen Fanshaw (Slings and Arrows), Gryffindor. Farfarello (Weiss Kreuz), Bitchiwitch. Mia Fey (Phoenix Wright), Ravenclaw Pearl Fey (Phoenix Wright), Ravenclaw Fillerbunny (Jhonen Vasquez comics), Ravenclaw. Finland (Scandinavia and the World), Bitchiwitch. Claire Fisher (Six Feet Under), Gryffindor. Kit Fisto (Star Wars), Hufflepuff. Fizzgig (The Dark Crystal), Ravenclaw. Fai D. Flowright (Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE), Hufflepuff. Flying Spaghetti Monster, Hufflepuff. Neville Flynn (Snakes on a Plane), Gryffindor. Foamy (Neurotically Yours), Slytherin. The Fool (Tawny Man trilogy) Hufflepuff. Jeanne Fránçaix (The Super Dimensional Cavalry: Southern Cross), Gryffindor. Clement Francher (Zenna Henderson's People series), Ravenclaw Franky (One Piece), Hufflepuff. Dr. Janet Fraiser (Stargate SG-1), Ravenclaw. Benton Fraser (Due South), Gryffindor. Fry (Futurama), Gryffindor. Kaylee Frye (Firefly), Hufflepuff. shiny_mech. Maeby Funke (Arrested Development), Slytherin. Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai), Gryffindor.
main link to the plaque
We do not re-Sort characters. An unpopcorned character will belong to the House where the Sorting Hat placed that character in his/her HH sorting. Remember this is a crack comm and the Sorting Hat's logic is entirely illogical; the Sorting will likely not follow serious HPverse guidelines, as the Hat now has bigger priorities such as the applicant's favorite cheese.
A-F, alphabetical:
A | B | C | D | E | F
A
B
C
D
E
F