Application of Sgt. Konstantin Bothari (Barrayar fandom)
The subject has been placed under the influence of fast-penta for the purposes of interrogation, and to ensure truthful answers. (( No way in hell Bothari would give sufficiently verbose answers otherwise. ))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'll eat whatever's in my rations. I'm not choosy.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both. Same time. No reason not to. A well-placed grenade, or maybe a gravitic imploder.
3. What time is it where you are?
Drag me into the bowels of ImpSec to ask me loony questions and then you ask me what time it is. There's no windows in here. How should I know?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
danger danger Vorrutyer made me do it to her. I didn't want to. I took her back to my bunk. I hid her. We were married. I took care of her. And then the Lady Vorkosigan If you touch my daughter I'll rip your throat out.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
the Watering Hole. That's where animals drink.
B. Gryffindor -- Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
... I married her. I already said that. We were married. I don't know who Fred or George are. Does Harry need killing?
C. Ravenclaw -- You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
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D. Hufflepuff -- Prove you are not useless.
Personal armsman to Count Vorkosigan. Served in Barrayaran armed forces before that. Taught young Miles to fight, damned hard that was with his fragile skeleton. I owe my life to the Vorkosigans. Whatever use I am, I owe to them.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got a decent arsenal stashed away. Nuclear antipersonnel mines? Gravitic imploders? A maser cannon? Maybe just a stunner? Help yourself.
Bothari will remain under the influence of the fast-penta for the remainder of the Sorting process.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'll eat whatever's in my rations. I'm not choosy.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both. Same time. No reason not to. A well-placed grenade, or maybe a gravitic imploder.
3. What time is it where you are?
Drag me into the bowels of ImpSec to ask me loony questions and then you ask me what time it is. There's no windows in here. How should I know?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
danger danger Vorrutyer made me do it to her. I didn't want to. I took her back to my bunk. I hid her. We were married. I took care of her. And then the Lady Vorkosigan If you touch my daughter I'll rip your throat out.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
the Watering Hole. That's where animals drink.
B. Gryffindor -- Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
... I married her. I already said that. We were married. I don't know who Fred or George are. Does Harry need killing?
C. Ravenclaw -- You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
...
D. Hufflepuff -- Prove you are not useless.
Personal armsman to Count Vorkosigan. Served in Barrayaran armed forces before that. Taught young Miles to fight, damned hard that was with his fragile skeleton. I owe my life to the Vorkosigans. Whatever use I am, I owe to them.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I've got a decent arsenal stashed away. Nuclear antipersonnel mines? Gravitic imploders? A maser cannon? Maybe just a stunner? Help yourself.
Bothari will remain under the influence of the fast-penta for the remainder of the Sorting process.