Application for Michael J. Caboose from Red Vs Blue
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
We have not had cheese for awhile. Altough I do imagine eating some often, then Church calls me moron.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would have to get angry first. I AM THINKING ABOUT CHICKENS WITH SPIKES ON THEM! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!
3. What time is it where you are?
Once i had O'Malley in my head. He was very mean
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What is the meaning of rape?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
TUCKER DID IT!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have a girlfriend. Her name is Shiela
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I'll make you a muffin.
We have not had cheese for awhile. Altough I do imagine eating some often, then Church calls me moron.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would have to get angry first. I AM THINKING ABOUT CHICKENS WITH SPIKES ON THEM! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!
3. What time is it where you are?
Once i had O'Malley in my head. He was very mean
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What is the meaning of rape?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
TUCKER DID IT!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have a girlfriend. Her name is Shiela
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I'll make you a muffin.