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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy a good strong, sturdy cheese, a cheese that is not over-powered by the flavors of the rest of the meal! Vieux Lille is my personal top-ranking cheese, but I have also enjoyed a sharp cheddar and limburger in the past.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop, though an annoyance on the highest level, is completely harmless. However, there has been rumors that Barney has been involved with the Ishballan War (more directly, there have been rumors that he was the one to prompt Julia Douglass to attack, making him the cause to the war). If this is true, then this mad dinosaur must be stopped, immediately!
3. What time is it where you are?
0700 hours, sir!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I have little to no interest in the various members of the Order. While I mean them no offense, none are as shiny and as muscly as I am. I fear I shall break them like twigs seem to suit my interests. If I really must choose, however, I shall say that Tonks would be a suiting choice.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Why, mixing drinks has been a proud part of the Armstrong family line, for generations! I have once bartended at the Armstrong Family Bar, by the name of "Ouroboros". (Very nice restaurant, in fact. Generates a high-profile clientele)
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry the man who will be most helpful in continuing the Proud Potter line! Whichever of the men would be most willing to take care of his children and (if magic permits it) carry his M-Preg baby should be the man that Harry marries.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because Colonel Mustang has the tendency to fob his work onto others. Just place it back on his desk and tell Riza. She'll knock some sense into him. Why, I have no idea why this happens to you. It sounds like a better filing system is in order!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
(It's at this moment he poses, straining his muscles so much that his shirt explodes) The Armstrong Family has granted me with several abilities in physical and mental prowless, along with providing training in such fields as alchemy, hand-to-hand-combat, sword-fighting, animal-training, business management, cooking, macrame, and bird watching!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can offer you training in the fields I have mentioned above! Also, I can offer you training with weights, in order to get defined muscles, such as my own. Alas, I can not train you in the art of head-sparkles (pointing to the pink sparkles, surrounding his bald head), or else I'd be forced to commit honorable suicide.
I enjoy a good strong, sturdy cheese, a cheese that is not over-powered by the flavors of the rest of the meal! Vieux Lille is my personal top-ranking cheese, but I have also enjoyed a sharp cheddar and limburger in the past.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop, though an annoyance on the highest level, is completely harmless. However, there has been rumors that Barney has been involved with the Ishballan War (more directly, there have been rumors that he was the one to prompt Julia Douglass to attack, making him the cause to the war). If this is true, then this mad dinosaur must be stopped, immediately!
3. What time is it where you are?
0700 hours, sir!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I have little to no interest in the various members of the Order. While I mean them no offense, none are as shiny and as muscly as I am. I fear I shall break them like twigs seem to suit my interests. If I really must choose, however, I shall say that Tonks would be a suiting choice.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Why, mixing drinks has been a proud part of the Armstrong family line, for generations! I have once bartended at the Armstrong Family Bar, by the name of "Ouroboros". (Very nice restaurant, in fact. Generates a high-profile clientele)
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry the man who will be most helpful in continuing the Proud Potter line! Whichever of the men would be most willing to take care of his children and (if magic permits it) carry his M-Preg baby should be the man that Harry marries.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because Colonel Mustang has the tendency to fob his work onto others. Just place it back on his desk and tell Riza. She'll knock some sense into him. Why, I have no idea why this happens to you. It sounds like a better filing system is in order!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
(It's at this moment he poses, straining his muscles so much that his shirt explodes) The Armstrong Family has granted me with several abilities in physical and mental prowless, along with providing training in such fields as alchemy, hand-to-hand-combat, sword-fighting, animal-training, business management, cooking, macrame, and bird watching!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can offer you training in the fields I have mentioned above! Also, I can offer you training with weights, in order to get defined muscles, such as my own. Alas, I can not train you in the art of head-sparkles (pointing to the pink sparkles, surrounding his bald head), or else I'd be forced to commit honorable suicide.