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Seth
God of chaos
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy mozzarella cheese it is really good on pizza and on fries, and I can make it come to life to attack humans which is very fun to watch. I should record it so you can all se it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
They are insignificant annoyances not worthy of my attention but since the dinosaurs are supposed to be dead to begin with I will kill the creepy purple dinosaur first.
3. What time is it where you are?
Oh um yeah about that..… I broke all my clocks..… they were looking at me funny……
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks, that’s all I am going to say
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The fluffy evil dark dragon of doom, we have very evil customers like Lord Voldemort and Floopy the great, sometimes we even get the Mighty Glorn in for a drink or two
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Ah why make him pick one I say he should get to keep them both preferably on collars like angels in the harem of a god
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh well to tell you the truth I have had putting it all there, its kind of funny to see your face when you see all the paperwork come back
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well as a god I have many powers, for example I can turn water into grape juice although I still cant figure out how to make water turn into wine…. I can also use my holy powers to cause mayhem and destruction of all kinds
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well I could offer you safe passage to the after life, but how bout instead I just give you a twenty dollar bill.
God of chaos
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I enjoy mozzarella cheese it is really good on pizza and on fries, and I can make it come to life to attack humans which is very fun to watch. I should record it so you can all se it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
They are insignificant annoyances not worthy of my attention but since the dinosaurs are supposed to be dead to begin with I will kill the creepy purple dinosaur first.
3. What time is it where you are?
Oh um yeah about that..… I broke all my clocks..… they were looking at me funny……
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks, that’s all I am going to say
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The fluffy evil dark dragon of doom, we have very evil customers like Lord Voldemort and Floopy the great, sometimes we even get the Mighty Glorn in for a drink or two
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Ah why make him pick one I say he should get to keep them both preferably on collars like angels in the harem of a god
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Oh well to tell you the truth I have had putting it all there, its kind of funny to see your face when you see all the paperwork come back
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Well as a god I have many powers, for example I can turn water into grape juice although I still cant figure out how to make water turn into wine…. I can also use my holy powers to cause mayhem and destruction of all kinds
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Well I could offer you safe passage to the after life, but how bout instead I just give you a twenty dollar bill.