Burgers rejoice! Your King is here!
((Be prepared. HE is coming.
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What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
[The King holds up a Burger King Double Whopper, and points frantically to the cheese on the burger. He then rubs his stomach as if to say, "crazy delicious".]
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
[Rather than responding, the King merly stands rigid. The sound of his hollow breathing fills the air. One look at his smile and his response is clear. Noone is safe.]
3. What time is it where you are?
[The King pulls a digital clock from behind his back and it reads: 06:06:06. And he smiles.]
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
[From behind his back, the King pulls out a picture of Tonks. He nods his head, smiling profusely, and then violently jabs a french fry at the picture, getting grease all over it.]
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
[The King spreads his hands with a smile and runs, or, hobbles, to the nearest wall and uses ketchup to write BURGER KING on the wall. Thumbs-up, and you guess it, a smile.]
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
[Taking out a picture of Harry, Fred, and George, and then a picture of Ronald Mc. Donald, the Hamburgler, and Grimace, he shakes his head, throws them all in the air, while clapping his hands and dancing.]
C. Ravenclaw - [The King claps his hands to his face, and then gestures are if to say, "Oh my stars and garters"! Dance ensues.]
D. Hufflepuff - [Creepy stare.]
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
[The King warmly extends a Whopper Meal to any who would receive it, with a friendly smile on his face.]
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What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
[The King holds up a Burger King Double Whopper, and points frantically to the cheese on the burger. He then rubs his stomach as if to say, "crazy delicious".]
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
[Rather than responding, the King merly stands rigid. The sound of his hollow breathing fills the air. One look at his smile and his response is clear. Noone is safe.]
3. What time is it where you are?
[The King pulls a digital clock from behind his back and it reads: 06:06:06. And he smiles.]
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
[From behind his back, the King pulls out a picture of Tonks. He nods his head, smiling profusely, and then violently jabs a french fry at the picture, getting grease all over it.]
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
[The King spreads his hands with a smile and runs, or, hobbles, to the nearest wall and uses ketchup to write BURGER KING on the wall. Thumbs-up, and you guess it, a smile.]
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
[Taking out a picture of Harry, Fred, and George, and then a picture of Ronald Mc. Donald, the Hamburgler, and Grimace, he shakes his head, throws them all in the air, while clapping his hands and dancing.]
C. Ravenclaw - [The King claps his hands to his face, and then gestures are if to say, "Oh my stars and garters"! Dance ensues.]
D. Hufflepuff - [Creepy stare.]
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
[The King warmly extends a Whopper Meal to any who would receive it, with a friendly smile on his face.]