Comments | hogwarts_hocus: Burgers rejoice! Your King is here!

1nceandftrking in hogwarts_hocus

Burgers rejoice! Your King is here!

Jun 30, 2006 23:23

((Be prepared. HE is coming.

http://t3amss.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/thecreepyburgerking.jpg.w300h162.jpg))

( Smile like you mean it. )

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nopower_overme July 1 2006, 03:32:46 UTC

Whoppers? *joyful noise* Oh, please I would love one so much! I'll vote you anywhere!

1nceandftrking July 1 2006, 03:34:56 UTC

With his trademark smile, the King hobbles over to her and opens his arms wide as if to say, "hug me?", tilting his head slightly. He breathes heavily.

nopower_overme July 1 2006, 03:37:10 UTC

*promptly glomps him because, American cheeseburgers at Hogwarts!*

1nceandftrking July 1 2006, 03:39:35 UTC

His arms wrapped around the slightly shorter woman, he pulls her into deep embrace, patting her back. However, his iron grip does not seem to let go, and from the vacant look in the King's eyes, it seems he has no intention of ever doing so. But, at least he seems happy.

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vote: SQUIB wh0_kill3d_m3 July 1 2006, 03:33:13 UTC

::narrows eyes::

I've eaten that overpriced abomination you call a cherry pie. SQUIB.

Re: vote: SQUIB 1nceandftrking July 1 2006, 03:35:30 UTC

The King rubs at his eyes, although no tears fall out. However, by the gestures he's making at his wrists, you can tell he's quite sad.

del_i_rium July 1 2006, 03:34:58 UTC

*stares back* I think you were born when something went wrong with my brain, mister. Horribly, horribly wrong.

((OOC: Oh god. Okay. Story. I was once in an RP where we equated Zeus with the BK King. This resulted in me getting hit on on my RL LJ by Zeus-with-a-BK-King-icon, which resulted in scarring and me never eating at BK again. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. XD I think I love you, though.))

1nceandftrking July 1 2006, 03:36:53 UTC

((XD I need love before the world ends! <3 That sounds hilarious though!))

The King continues to stare at her, as if she had said nothing. A fly buzzes, lands on his forehead, and buzzes away.

del_i_rium July 1 2006, 03:46:08 UTC

*sticks out her tongue at him, childishly*

I hope my sister comes for you soon.

1nceandftrking July 1 2006, 03:57:47 UTC

The King claps a hand to his mouth as if to say, "oh dear oh dear!" a mixture of shock, sarcasm, and/or excitement.

This man's emotions were so perfect he would have made the perfect poker player.

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profmoony July 1 2006, 03:36:32 UTC

Don't even THINK about it.

( ... )

1nceandftrking July 1 2006, 03:40:20 UTC

The King shrugs. Shit happens.

thranduils_son July 1 2006, 03:37:18 UTC

"You are a king of Men? And what land do you rule over?" Legolas noted the fellow's very artificial appearance and wondered what sort of evil sorcery might have caused it. Probably best not to ask...

1nceandftrking July 1 2006, 03:41:57 UTC

Infratuated with the Elf, and not having the ability to wink, the King tilts his head several times. He then 'scratches' his head, and attempts to point to his nether regions. However, he cannot point either. He sighs, and unwraps a Burger, shoving it into his face.

thranduils_son July 1 2006, 04:15:59 UTC

((...I'm dead. So funny. I'm assuming the King burgered his own face and not Legolas's, correct me if I'm wrong. ^^;))

Legolas watches the display mutely with a sort of horrified fascination. Clearly something's wrong. Perhaps simpler yes or no questions would work. "Are you- are you feeling well? I'm afraid I do not understand you."

Unless the artificial Man is trying to say he's the King of Pants, but that's rather too absurd for Legolas to even consider.

mightiest_black July 1 2006, 09:52:49 UTC

I believe he desires to mate with you, my fair elf.

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