Eyes Wide Shut
Professor Daitokuji, a.k.a. Amnael - Series: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"Swiss, nya. Swiss usually attracts the mice for Pharaoh to eat. Such a delightful cheese, wouldn't you agree? Goes very well on sandwiches." As he says this, he demonstrates by placing some swiss cheese on a mouse trap and places his cat down to grab the mouse.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Never been one for killing, nya. Such a waste of life. But if it meant furthering the science of Alchemy, I suppose I would kill whichever of them that would be necessary, nya."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Time has so little meaning, and yet so much, as the clock counts down to my death, nya."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"Frankly, not one for relationships, at least romantically. Professional maybe, nya. But my true love is my cat, Pharaoh. Isn't he such a sweet cat, nya?"
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Philosopher's Stone. Either that or Helios Trimegistus. But I've never been one for bartending, nya. Nor doing it in the dark. Doesn't it seem most curiously dangerous, nya?" He says tapping his chin lightly.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Simple, you've offended a snob in your administration and or profession. I think Professor Chronos did that to any of the professors that had annoyed him, nya."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
"I'm a professor of Alchemy from the Japanese Duel Academia founded by Seto Kaiba, nya. I'm also a well known researcher of the science. And children seem to like me often. I think it might be my personality, nya. But then again, noone is completely useless. Not even Juudai Yuuki, one of the lowiest students of Duel Academia was useless. Despite failing test scores, he was capable of an great alchemy of the Soul and the Mind with others, nya."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
"I am a master of Alchemy, and given time with my Kettle, I can create any metal, and with the right forces, potentially a Philosopher's Stone, nya. Though as is professional curtsy, I will not transmute any gold. And no, I don't handclap. I do it through the real methodology, nya. I also have Pharaoh. I think the children would enjoy him. Don't you agree, nya?"