Application: Jeanne Fránçaix - The Super Dimensional Cavalry: Southern Cross
A feminine looking, white and red armoured figure walked into the hall clutching a rifle. After briefly surveying the hall, they decided it seemed safe enough and slung the gun over their back and removed their helmet.
A lady in her late teens stood there looking dumbfounded.
“Where is this?”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Liberté Brie” She paused as the quill jumped up and started jotting down what she had just thought out loud.
“namely…” The quill continued her sentence.
’Cool pen, must be a Zor invention’ She was half expecting it to start writing down her thoughts as well. It didn’t.
“…the synthetic brand. It rather salty but I like it.”
She sighed.
The quill left a space, rather then writing it down as well.
“I guess I just get a little home sick from time to time”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Who, Who and What?!” Jeanne was shocked at the question.
“Just because I’m in the military doesn’t mean I just kill for the fun of it. It’s something I’ve only ever done during the War where it’s been a kill or be killed circumstance. I don’t particularly enjoy it.”
3. What time is it where you are?
She checks the timepiece imbedded in her armour.
“Thirteen twenty five”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“I don’t know. Any cuties in the order?”
’This has to be a joke, what kind of questions are these?’
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I don’t bartend, I’ll certainly drink though. So, unless you count the bar back in our mess, before it was blown up. I haven’t got an answer.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
‘Ok, so we have three guys, one wedding and one chance to make it work.’
Jeanne paused whilst she thought of an answer.
“I’m not to good with mythology, however, if you consider all religions have their own myths and stories and that Harry and his lover would probably be married under the traditions of one of the many religions, I’m sure there is many stories they could share to justify their union.
I think Harry should just choose who he loves the most. If he can’t decide then he’ll just have to work something else out.”
’Something like the Zor trinities’ She thought bleakly.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Don’t ask me, I have the same problem. Normally I’ll just bribe Louis into doing it for me”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“Useless?! I knew this was a joke. Marie put you up to this, didn’t she Charles? I’ll have you washing all the Spartas when I next see you.”
She paused when no laughter from her Provocateur was forthcoming in response.
“Hmm, wait, this is to childish to be Marie”
She watched as the quill wrote it down. Thinking for a second she grabbed a pen from a pouch and crossed out the lines it just wrote.
“I’m the first to admit that I’m hardly a model of military perfection, but you don’t become a second lieutenant and in charge of the fifteenth squadron of the Southern Cross Army’s A. Tactics Armoured Corps by being anything close to useless. Unlike some people.”
She smirked.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“A bribe huh?” She cracks her knuckles.
“You know, you’re really pushing it here. But as you went to all this trouble to set me up even if I can’t see what kind of setup it is. I’ll humour you.”
She sighs and thinks for a moment.
“Well, I can offer marksmanship practice, Sparta piloting lessons, Clapper driving lessons and armed and unarmed combat lessons. Oh, I can also mix up a brilliant cocktail or sundae.” She crosses her arms looking smug.
“So Charles, Those do you? I know you need the extra practice”
((OOC - Oh this will be such fun if any Robotech Master charas app. Namely Dana Sterling.))
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. 2nd Lt. J.F.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. 2nd Lt. J.F.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. 2nd Lt.J.F..
One day, marmalade will rule the world. 2nd Lt. J.F."
“Please, everyone knows it’ll be jam and marmalade when they get married”
A lady in her late teens stood there looking dumbfounded.
“Where is this?”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Liberté Brie” She paused as the quill jumped up and started jotting down what she had just thought out loud.
“namely…” The quill continued her sentence.
’Cool pen, must be a Zor invention’ She was half expecting it to start writing down her thoughts as well. It didn’t.
“…the synthetic brand. It rather salty but I like it.”
She sighed.
The quill left a space, rather then writing it down as well.
“I guess I just get a little home sick from time to time”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“Who, Who and What?!” Jeanne was shocked at the question.
“Just because I’m in the military doesn’t mean I just kill for the fun of it. It’s something I’ve only ever done during the War where it’s been a kill or be killed circumstance. I don’t particularly enjoy it.”
3. What time is it where you are?
She checks the timepiece imbedded in her armour.
“Thirteen twenty five”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“I don’t know. Any cuties in the order?”
’This has to be a joke, what kind of questions are these?’
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I don’t bartend, I’ll certainly drink though. So, unless you count the bar back in our mess, before it was blown up. I haven’t got an answer.”
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
‘Ok, so we have three guys, one wedding and one chance to make it work.’
Jeanne paused whilst she thought of an answer.
“I’m not to good with mythology, however, if you consider all religions have their own myths and stories and that Harry and his lover would probably be married under the traditions of one of the many religions, I’m sure there is many stories they could share to justify their union.
I think Harry should just choose who he loves the most. If he can’t decide then he’ll just have to work something else out.”
’Something like the Zor trinities’ She thought bleakly.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Don’t ask me, I have the same problem. Normally I’ll just bribe Louis into doing it for me”
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
“Useless?! I knew this was a joke. Marie put you up to this, didn’t she Charles? I’ll have you washing all the Spartas when I next see you.”
She paused when no laughter from her Provocateur was forthcoming in response.
“Hmm, wait, this is to childish to be Marie”
She watched as the quill wrote it down. Thinking for a second she grabbed a pen from a pouch and crossed out the lines it just wrote.
“I’m the first to admit that I’m hardly a model of military perfection, but you don’t become a second lieutenant and in charge of the fifteenth squadron of the Southern Cross Army’s A. Tactics Armoured Corps by being anything close to useless. Unlike some people.”
She smirked.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“A bribe huh?” She cracks her knuckles.
“You know, you’re really pushing it here. But as you went to all this trouble to set me up even if I can’t see what kind of setup it is. I’ll humour you.”
She sighs and thinks for a moment.
“Well, I can offer marksmanship practice, Sparta piloting lessons, Clapper driving lessons and armed and unarmed combat lessons. Oh, I can also mix up a brilliant cocktail or sundae.” She crosses her arms looking smug.
“So Charles, Those do you? I know you need the extra practice”
((OOC - Oh this will be such fun if any Robotech Master charas app. Namely Dana Sterling.))
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. 2nd Lt. J.F.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. 2nd Lt. J.F.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. 2nd Lt.J.F..
One day, marmalade will rule the world. 2nd Lt. J.F."
“Please, everyone knows it’ll be jam and marmalade when they get married”