Cassie - Skins
Current Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Oh, wow. I like all cheese. I like to arrange them in colours, names, sizes. But we musn't eat it, it's too pretty to eat, only arrange it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I like both of them. I like Barney, because he's purple, and purple is like, really pretty. And Carottop is like, totally orange. And like, wow, why kill them?
3. What time is it where you are?
*giggles* Abrakedabra. wow. It's like night time. I like night time, the stars are totally pretty.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That's a bit fucked up - wow. Why did he die? Did he want to die? Sometimes I think death is like totally pretty, but in a tragically beautiful kinda way. I want to be tragically beautiful. *She looks down and tucks a hair behind her ear. But suddenly perks up and smiles* Wow.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Neverland. Then we never need to grow up. We won't need the pills to pretend like the rest of the world isn't there. It'll be totally fun, and there will be ice cream and cakes and everything will be laid out really nice and in order.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Oh, wow. He shouldn't mess them about. That's not nice. He should pick the one he really loves, yeah? I'm sure he loves both. I like love, but sometimes it hurts. But it's lovely, so we deal with it. It's his choice - everything is his choice.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Is it arranged neatly? I can arrange it into colours, or sizes, or piles? Wow, it'll be totally fun - and I won't be hungry. You must be so busy, all that paper work. Wow, don't be alone.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
*Her eyes widen, she seems almost hurt* I'm not useless. And I'm totally better. Really, and it's like nobody's fucking business. *She snaps out of it* I look after my baby brother when my mum is like totally fucked up. And Michelle says that I can make the sunshine come out anywhere. *Huge smile* See? It's coming out my mouth. *giggle* I love magic. I love smiling.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can totally make you something to eat - I love food. And, wow. *She empties her pockets to show a red pen knife, a packet of ecstasy, a green water pistol and a yellow smiley face badge* Wow. *She puts the E quickly in her pocket* Look at all the pretty colours I have. You can have some of these. Or... wow, anything. *She whispers* anything. *giggle and grin*
*She starts humming a tune - it sounds like the noddy theme tune - and twirling her hair*
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