Application, SPD GREEN!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like all sorts of cheese. But my favorite favorite is havarti. It goes well with toast. Parmesan is pretty good too, though. Especially on garlic bread.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Did you know Barney actually works for an intergalactic overlord? He does. You can tell by the fact that he looks like a guy in a rubber suit he can grow ten times his original size using magic! Normal non-criminals do not do that. Of course, I'm supposed to take all monsters in for questioning, but in this case I think I can make an exception.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:45am. Way past curfew.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Do I have to answer this? Really? Uhm.
Kingsley Shacklebolt. HekindasortamayberemindsmeofmyroommateSky. ... In that whole, serious, does what's right and good and moral and knows all the rules sort of way. Ms Tonks is cute, though. Especially if she went blond!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, obviously the gnomes that live in the wall behind your desk are partial to having lots of insulation, so they gather up papers and pile them up so that they will always be warm and cozy in their nook behind your desk. Or maybe it should really be "in front of your desk". You don't have your back to them, but the back of the desk is to the wall. Unless you have a really strange set up. But when a teacher stands in front of you at school, he stands "in front of your desk", so I'm not sure what the difference is.
Or, alternately, you could just keep putting paperwork on your desk when you get new jobs to do.
It's probably the gnomes, though.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I know kung fu! I can't kill you with my mind, though. In the other hand, I am psychic! Also, I like to dress up in green spandex and fight crime. I'm pretty good at it.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
One slightly used Red Ranger Morpher? And I make killer toast! It's extra buttery.
I like all sorts of cheese. But my favorite favorite is havarti. It goes well with toast. Parmesan is pretty good too, though. Especially on garlic bread.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Did you know Barney actually works for an intergalactic overlord? He does. You can tell by the fact that he looks like a guy in a rubber suit he can grow ten times his original size using magic! Normal non-criminals do not do that. Of course, I'm supposed to take all monsters in for questioning, but in this case I think I can make an exception.
3. What time is it where you are?
12:45am. Way past curfew.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Do I have to answer this? Really? Uhm.
Kingsley Shacklebolt. HekindasortamayberemindsmeofmyroommateSky. ... In that whole, serious, does what's right and good and moral and knows all the rules sort of way. Ms Tonks is cute, though. Especially if she went blond!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, obviously the gnomes that live in the wall behind your desk are partial to having lots of insulation, so they gather up papers and pile them up so that they will always be warm and cozy in their nook behind your desk. Or maybe it should really be "in front of your desk". You don't have your back to them, but the back of the desk is to the wall. Unless you have a really strange set up. But when a teacher stands in front of you at school, he stands "in front of your desk", so I'm not sure what the difference is.
Or, alternately, you could just keep putting paperwork on your desk when you get new jobs to do.
It's probably the gnomes, though.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I know kung fu! I can't kill you with my mind, though. In the other hand, I am psychic! Also, I like to dress up in green spandex and fight crime. I'm pretty good at it.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
One slightly used Red Ranger Morpher? And I make killer toast! It's extra buttery.