Cats Application (Zero Wing)
The Application:
Current Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?.
"All your Brie are belong to us."
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"You have no chance to survive. Make your time."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Make your time. No chance."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
"You are on the way to destruction, Dedalus Diggle. HA HA HA HA."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Someone set you up the bomb. HA HA HA HA."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
"How are you gentlemen !! I give signal. You get 'zig.' For great justice. All my base are belong to you."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______X_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ______X_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____X_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______X_______"