Application - Tyler Durden ; Fight Club
((I definitely said that I was only going to have two characters on here. But! I can't help it. This place is crack, gorrammit. *shaken fist* Plus this was on TV the other day. Inspiration, I say!!))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Oh, hell. I dunno. Kinda like 'em all. Man's gotta have his cheddar though, am I right?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? That's an easy one. I mean, look at 'em. Both corporate sponsors, hellbent on deluding the minds of people everywhere. All the fluff and colors you need to know. 1-800-COLLECT and ugly fuckin' hair. It's way too red. Too big. I say just make yourself some napalm, boom! Two birds with one stone. *grin* Happy days.
3. What time is it where you are? What? I don't know. Afternoon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Fuck if I know. *strokes chin* Maybe that Tonks chick. She's pretty freaky. Can turn into whatever the hell you want! And, I mean, Nymphadora? Am I the onle one seeing the blatant 'nympho' in that? Well, almost.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. Oh, hell. I'm kind partial to Lou's still. *grin* Such a NICE boy...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. Corporate America, man. It's got all these loopholes. Just one, big conundrum after another. They've probably just got some scrawny, underpaid nerd moving them onto your 'in' pile. Juuussssttt to PISS you off.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Ah, an escape from the reality of your own, pathetic, meaningless little life. Near-life experience. Sounds like a mindfuck. I know.
Orrrr, if if that's not your thing? Fuck. A beer and a muffin. What do you say?
There's a club I might be interested in starting too...
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Oh, hell. I dunno. Kinda like 'em all. Man's gotta have his cheddar though, am I right?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? That's an easy one. I mean, look at 'em. Both corporate sponsors, hellbent on deluding the minds of people everywhere. All the fluff and colors you need to know. 1-800-COLLECT and ugly fuckin' hair. It's way too red. Too big. I say just make yourself some napalm, boom! Two birds with one stone. *grin* Happy days.
3. What time is it where you are? What? I don't know. Afternoon.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. Fuck if I know. *strokes chin* Maybe that Tonks chick. She's pretty freaky. Can turn into whatever the hell you want! And, I mean, Nymphadora? Am I the onle one seeing the blatant 'nympho' in that? Well, almost.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. Oh, hell. I'm kind partial to Lou's still. *grin* Such a NICE boy...
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. Corporate America, man. It's got all these loopholes. Just one, big conundrum after another. They've probably just got some scrawny, underpaid nerd moving them onto your 'in' pile. Juuussssttt to PISS you off.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Ah, an escape from the reality of your own, pathetic, meaningless little life. Near-life experience. Sounds like a mindfuck. I know.
Orrrr, if if that's not your thing? Fuck. A beer and a muffin. What do you say?
There's a club I might be interested in starting too...