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Joel Barish from Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese is over-rated. It's just...cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't think killing is going to solve either of these minute problems in the world. For, if you stopped to think about it, there are probably millions of tapes of their existence. And the media would relish the fact that one had been killed. So I think it's the easiest option to just leave things as they are. They may be annoying on our televisions, but someone new would replace them eventually.
3. What time is it where you are?
My clock is telling me it is 21:40, but my body is telling me it's much later. I didn't sleep too good last night. I kept having funny dreams...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't like to sexually harass anyone. Not that I would even get the chance to. No, that would count as something far too interesting in my life. (My life isn't very interesting.)
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't have the want or need to work in a bar. I don't like the idea of standing behind a bar, watching boring people get drunk in a bid to escape their own personal emptiness. Neither do I wish to watch said people get so drunk they pick up random girls who are desperate for attention, to escape their emptiness. I rarely go to bars. I prefer drinking alone.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't care for these teenage obsessions. In the end it's all about money. Kids, teenagers and adults the world over get obsessed by a story and will pay millions to the franchise, when the money could be spent on better things for the world. But that's the way human's work, we're all selfish, just looking for our own piece of mind. (I must stop using that phrase. A girl... yeah, just a girl, said that to me once, and I haven't quite been able to forget it.)
And what is the obsession with gay people nowadays? Let people be people. If they are gay, so what. Don't publicise it, don't ridicule it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You've probably seen other things to waste your time with. For, as every selfish human being knows, procrastination is much better than paperwork. Maybe you're not suited to your job. Maybe you're too tired, today, for your job.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Use is all about perception, I think. If I did something that may be of use to one person, it may disadvantage another person completely. No action is entirely good, it is always attatched to something bad.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I don't have much. My life isn't particularly interesting. You can look around, take something if you please. All I ask is that you please ignore the shelves by my bed, which contain things of personal value. Memories. The only items of colour and fascination I own.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese is over-rated. It's just...cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I don't think killing is going to solve either of these minute problems in the world. For, if you stopped to think about it, there are probably millions of tapes of their existence. And the media would relish the fact that one had been killed. So I think it's the easiest option to just leave things as they are. They may be annoying on our televisions, but someone new would replace them eventually.
3. What time is it where you are?
My clock is telling me it is 21:40, but my body is telling me it's much later. I didn't sleep too good last night. I kept having funny dreams...
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't like to sexually harass anyone. Not that I would even get the chance to. No, that would count as something far too interesting in my life. (My life isn't very interesting.)
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't have the want or need to work in a bar. I don't like the idea of standing behind a bar, watching boring people get drunk in a bid to escape their own personal emptiness. Neither do I wish to watch said people get so drunk they pick up random girls who are desperate for attention, to escape their emptiness. I rarely go to bars. I prefer drinking alone.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't care for these teenage obsessions. In the end it's all about money. Kids, teenagers and adults the world over get obsessed by a story and will pay millions to the franchise, when the money could be spent on better things for the world. But that's the way human's work, we're all selfish, just looking for our own piece of mind. (I must stop using that phrase. A girl... yeah, just a girl, said that to me once, and I haven't quite been able to forget it.)
And what is the obsession with gay people nowadays? Let people be people. If they are gay, so what. Don't publicise it, don't ridicule it.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You've probably seen other things to waste your time with. For, as every selfish human being knows, procrastination is much better than paperwork. Maybe you're not suited to your job. Maybe you're too tired, today, for your job.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Use is all about perception, I think. If I did something that may be of use to one person, it may disadvantage another person completely. No action is entirely good, it is always attatched to something bad.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I don't have much. My life isn't particularly interesting. You can look around, take something if you please. All I ask is that you please ignore the shelves by my bed, which contain things of personal value. Memories. The only items of colour and fascination I own.