Ares, God of War (Xena)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm more of an ambrosia fan myself, but in a pinch, I'll eat a good goat cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Who says they can't die at the same time? If I were merciful, I might kill them both at the same time...but you know? I'm rather bored right now and Strife and Discord haven't had the chance to tortue anyone in ages, so I think I'll give Barney to Strife and Carrttop to Discord.
3. What time is it where you are?
It's pretty timeless up here on Olympus.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member ofthe Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Well, well, that is a tough one. I'd probably go after Remus. What can I say? The dog/wolf is my animal.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
Slytherin--I'd rather be dead than serve mortals. Those few times I had to live as one for a spell. *shudder* I don't even want to think of it again.
Gryffindor--Harry should't marry either. Extra martial affairs are so much less complicated when you only have one angry husband/wife to deal with.
Ravenclaw--Either you don't have underlings to do it for you, or you don't know the proper spells to prevent it. I'd suggest something that curses the person who dares to put it on your desk.
Hufflepuff--The wars I've started have killed hundreds of thousands of people. A planet is named after me. That's got to count for something too, right?
6. Bribes? Name and it's yours. The only exceptions are Hind's Blood (or anything that might kill me for that matter) and Ambrosia (Caesar, that means you.)