Brooke Davis from One Tree Hill
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Galloway; I thought that if I'm gonna live in Scotland I should like the cheese. Go figure.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Since I can't decide who I hate more, I guess I'd just do it in alphabetical order and kill Carrottop first. *laughs* Totally just screwing with you; I'm not as dumb as I look.
3. What time is it where you are?
What time is it where you are...? Sorry; I know I'm supposed to come up with some smart, witty answer to that but I totally couldn't think of one.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Well I guess since he's dead....and Sirius is dead...they could totally get together and have some hot dead sex!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
It would have to be "Brooke". It's short, to the point and we all know it can get pretty hot in there.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Well, what if Harry likes Fred; but Fred likes George. And we all know that Ron likes Harry. And who even knows whether Hermione likes Ron or Harry; or maybe she likes Fred AND George. Maybe George likes Hermione but totally wants in Harry's pants. And all of a sudden we've got this whole love rectangle *pause* plus one... whatever that is! Can you say 'Orgy'!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe you just THINK you're disposing of it. Maybe someone out there wants to keep you away from doing other things by making you believe you have more paperwork and actually they're at home screwing your wife... or your husband... or both.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Okay. *bends over*. Just kidding! Well, I was school president and head cheerleader; I guess that makes me a good leader, especially if you'd seen the kind of people I had to control! I'm a pretty good friend (with benefits or without!) and I'm totally fun to be around! I think that's it... Did I mention I'm good in bed?
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Okay. *bends over*. No seriously, just kidding! Well, if that's what you're in to... But if not, well I can't offer you money; my dad officially made me 'Broke Brooke' instead of, um.... 'Not Broke Brooke'. I can give you a loan of 8 sexy cheerleaders? Or I totally have 4 kegs that I could do with having company to drink! Or if you have any other suggestions, I'm pretty sure I can get it for you - I'm pretty convincing when I want to be.