Application:Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tirvusky IV (Cowboy Bebop)
[[I give full permission for her to be placed in a Sue house, if that is what you desire. Also, because she has a bear of a name, for tags sake either Ed or Radical Edward will suffice.]]
Ed is in a castle!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ed likes the cheese that you can squirt out. Ed can make pretty pictures with it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ed thought Barney-person and Carrotman were already dead!
3. What time is it where you are?
Ed does not know! Ed sees it is daytime.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
????? What is sexually harass?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ed would call it Tomato, just like her computer!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Ed doesn't know these people, so Ed will pick at random! *closes her eyes and points* FRED!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because Ed likes playing in paper!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Ed hacks things!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Ed can hack into computers for you! Ed can also give you a hug!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Ed!_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Ed!______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Ed!_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Ed likes marmalade!_______"
Ed is in a castle!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Ed likes the cheese that you can squirt out. Ed can make pretty pictures with it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Ed thought Barney-person and Carrotman were already dead!
3. What time is it where you are?
Ed does not know! Ed sees it is daytime.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
????? What is sexually harass?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Ed would call it Tomato, just like her computer!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Ed doesn't know these people, so Ed will pick at random! *closes her eyes and points* FRED!
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because Ed likes playing in paper!
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Ed hacks things!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Ed can hack into computers for you! Ed can also give you a hug!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Ed!_____
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Ed!______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Ed!_______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Ed likes marmalade!_______"