Application for Edward d'Eath, Men at Arms from the Discworld series
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Lancre Blue. Reminds me of school, and the jolly days and nights, mostly nights in the dorms.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. He helps keep the m-asses stupified in a state of unthinking contentment to stop them from r-ising up against the false Patrician leaders.
3. What time is it where you are?
3:07:11 precisely.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
None of them. I have better things to do.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The King's Pub. We should stick to the classics.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Neither. Marriage is a sh-am perpetuated by a church that wants to keep p-eople in unthinking contentment so that they won't r-evolt against a crownless tyrant.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You need underlings. Hire some.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
In the history of the Guild, I was the first Assassin to get full marks on my post-grad degree. That should say enough about my capabilities.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can research topics for you. Or tell you everything you could ever want to know about Ankh-Morpork's ancient line of royalty.
(("I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. KA
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. KA.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. KA.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. KA"
The dashes in the middle of words are because Edward has a speech impediment that makes him pause when he's excited.))
Lancre Blue. Reminds me of school, and the jolly days and nights, mostly nights in the dorms.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. He helps keep the m-asses stupified in a state of unthinking contentment to stop them from r-ising up against the false Patrician leaders.
3. What time is it where you are?
3:07:11 precisely.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
None of them. I have better things to do.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The King's Pub. We should stick to the classics.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Neither. Marriage is a sh-am perpetuated by a church that wants to keep p-eople in unthinking contentment so that they won't r-evolt against a crownless tyrant.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You need underlings. Hire some.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
In the history of the Guild, I was the first Assassin to get full marks on my post-grad degree. That should say enough about my capabilities.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can research topics for you. Or tell you everything you could ever want to know about Ankh-Morpork's ancient line of royalty.
(("I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. KA
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. KA.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. KA.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. KA"
The dashes in the middle of words are because Edward has a speech impediment that makes him pause when he's excited.))