TV & Book Tracy, The Story Of Tracy Beaker
A small girl with a scowl on her face stands, arms folded, in the middle of the Sorting room.
'This ain't the Dumping Ground.' she says, annoyed.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Parmesan. Because we hardly ever get it and it's lovely, if only the other kids stopped stealing it all.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Never heard of Carrottop. Maybe my Mum acted with him once. I saw Barney once, but Mum's boyfriend switched it off. We didn't get on. This was before I went to the Dumping Ground, mind you.
3. What time is it where you are?
About midnight. But it's not like any of the careworkers will come in to tell me off, right? If they can even GET here.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I have no clue--oh wait...well...I dunno, I'm still...I mean, boys are stupid. I've given up on them. (Fierce nod)
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Right then, the Dumping Ground it shall be, and only the coolest people are allowed in. No snivelly little kids or social workers.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
They always expect kids in care to be right thickos, but look at that story I wrote for English. Nine or so pages. Maybe you've got kids like me here. Maybe I can get rid of them by giving them to Justine and telling her the papers are about her precious dad. (sneer)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can give you this pants writing paper I nicked off Max. It's got fairies on it. I prefer Goblinda the goblin--see, I drew her. Or I can get some of Duke's cooking for you, or Bouncer's. I can even nick some stuff off the Wellards. Roxy won't miss her stupid hairbobbles, Chantal won't miss her black lipstick.
(scowl)
Sort me, then.
'This ain't the Dumping Ground.' she says, annoyed.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Parmesan. Because we hardly ever get it and it's lovely, if only the other kids stopped stealing it all.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Never heard of Carrottop. Maybe my Mum acted with him once. I saw Barney once, but Mum's boyfriend switched it off. We didn't get on. This was before I went to the Dumping Ground, mind you.
3. What time is it where you are?
About midnight. But it's not like any of the careworkers will come in to tell me off, right? If they can even GET here.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I have no clue--oh wait...well...I dunno, I'm still...I mean, boys are stupid. I've given up on them. (Fierce nod)
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Right then, the Dumping Ground it shall be, and only the coolest people are allowed in. No snivelly little kids or social workers.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
They always expect kids in care to be right thickos, but look at that story I wrote for English. Nine or so pages. Maybe you've got kids like me here. Maybe I can get rid of them by giving them to Justine and telling her the papers are about her precious dad. (sneer)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I can give you this pants writing paper I nicked off Max. It's got fairies on it. I prefer Goblinda the goblin--see, I drew her. Or I can get some of Duke's cooking for you, or Bouncer's. I can even nick some stuff off the Wellards. Roxy won't miss her stupid hairbobbles, Chantal won't miss her black lipstick.
(scowl)
Sort me, then.