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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I dunno. An easy cheese is okay with me. Just that cheap, slice-y, American kind.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
... Who ... is ... Carrottop? Is that some new demented kid's show? The things they make... Guess that would be Barney then.
3. What time is it where you are?
Um. *laugh* Iiii have no idea. I don't own a clock. Or a watch, for that matter.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Why would somebody that old (no offense) and supposedly wise and everything be sexually harassing anyone...?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry whoever the hell he wants to - just as long as he's not leading the two of them along or something. *cough*
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I say your evil fucking landlord is attacking you with eviction notices because you still haven't paid last year's rent. You're probably just lazy like me and haven't filled out any of it. But if you say you do, your boss or whoever is sure to believe you. Just throw it away and blame it on ... somebody who can't beat you up.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I swear, I won't break out into song every five minutes... I have ... uh. *rifles through random crap on the couch* Some ... thong ... that I'm not really sure how it got here... Ehm. I may have to get back to you on this one.
I dunno. An easy cheese is okay with me. Just that cheap, slice-y, American kind.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
... Who ... is ... Carrottop? Is that some new demented kid's show? The things they make... Guess that would be Barney then.
3. What time is it where you are?
Um. *laugh* Iiii have no idea. I don't own a clock. Or a watch, for that matter.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Why would somebody that old (no offense) and supposedly wise and everything be sexually harassing anyone...?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry should marry whoever the hell he wants to - just as long as he's not leading the two of them along or something. *cough*
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I say your evil fucking landlord is attacking you with eviction notices because you still haven't paid last year's rent. You're probably just lazy like me and haven't filled out any of it. But if you say you do, your boss or whoever is sure to believe you. Just throw it away and blame it on ... somebody who can't beat you up.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I swear, I won't break out into song every five minutes... I have ... uh. *rifles through random crap on the couch* Some ... thong ... that I'm not really sure how it got here... Ehm. I may have to get back to you on this one.