Application for Darkwing Duck (self-titled cartoon)
((Because I am indeed that sad, here's the theme for your enjoyment.))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Gorgonzola. Or Feta. Or maybe good old fashioned American, yep, nothing says 'patriot and defender of good' like a hot dog with American cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Killing's for the bad guys, didn't you realize that? Or have I dropped into a secret lair for villains? Seems I always end up doing that. ...Not by complete accident, of course!
3. What time is it where you are?
It WAS 2:34 P.M. St. Canard time when I left, but, heh, I seem to have left my watch somewhere...around here...*feels pockets* *pulls out a number of items--gas gun, beaker, wallet, keys* Ah well. Maybe Launchpad has it.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That's a crime! Aha--so this IS a secret lair of evil-doers! I won't let you vicious villains be victorious! ...Oh, was it hypothetical? Sorry, happily have the love of my life. Though maybe if that Tonks were a duck... And then I'd have to arrest myself, wouldn't I? While being hit by Morgana's spells all the time.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hm, a darkened bar, eh? Sounds like a pretty shady place! Maybe I'd name it after myself. Or something more...bar...like. Birds of a Feather? I've never been a bartender before; I have to be a good rolemodel, you know!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Ah, yes, there was that one Greek myth about...uh...the two boys who...grew up with wolves and then a kid came along and wanted to marry one, so...he...went off on a 20 year journey to...uh...
...But enough about mysterious mythological mutterings about marriage; he should go for who he falls in love with. As long as the other loves him, too. Trust me, that's the only way it'll ever work.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I don't deal with the paperwork; that's all on S.H.U.S.H.'s shoulders.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Me? Useless? Ha! You obviously don't know a famous superhero when you see one! Here, let me demonstrate. *whips out gas gun and fires smoke at the ground* *jumps up on a table*
*as smoke starts to dissipate, very overdramatically* I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the magician that pulls the rabbit out of your hat! I am Darkwiiiiing Duck!
*hops off table* And I can do a little song and dance, too, if that interests you. I'm a hero, don't you know. Yeeeep, catching criminals, it's what I do. No time to be useless!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Ah, well, I could possibly offer you a ride in the Thunderquack or the Ratcatcher. And I could do some investigating for you! That's good enough, right?
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Gorgonzola. Or Feta. Or maybe good old fashioned American, yep, nothing says 'patriot and defender of good' like a hot dog with American cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Killing's for the bad guys, didn't you realize that? Or have I dropped into a secret lair for villains? Seems I always end up doing that. ...Not by complete accident, of course!
3. What time is it where you are?
It WAS 2:34 P.M. St. Canard time when I left, but, heh, I seem to have left my watch somewhere...around here...*feels pockets* *pulls out a number of items--gas gun, beaker, wallet, keys* Ah well. Maybe Launchpad has it.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That's a crime! Aha--so this IS a secret lair of evil-doers! I won't let you vicious villains be victorious! ...Oh, was it hypothetical? Sorry, happily have the love of my life. Though maybe if that Tonks were a duck... And then I'd have to arrest myself, wouldn't I? While being hit by Morgana's spells all the time.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Hm, a darkened bar, eh? Sounds like a pretty shady place! Maybe I'd name it after myself. Or something more...bar...like. Birds of a Feather? I've never been a bartender before; I have to be a good rolemodel, you know!
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Ah, yes, there was that one Greek myth about...uh...the two boys who...grew up with wolves and then a kid came along and wanted to marry one, so...he...went off on a 20 year journey to...uh...
...But enough about mysterious mythological mutterings about marriage; he should go for who he falls in love with. As long as the other loves him, too. Trust me, that's the only way it'll ever work.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I don't deal with the paperwork; that's all on S.H.U.S.H.'s shoulders.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Me? Useless? Ha! You obviously don't know a famous superhero when you see one! Here, let me demonstrate. *whips out gas gun and fires smoke at the ground* *jumps up on a table*
*as smoke starts to dissipate, very overdramatically* I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the magician that pulls the rabbit out of your hat! I am Darkwiiiiing Duck!
*hops off table* And I can do a little song and dance, too, if that interests you. I'm a hero, don't you know. Yeeeep, catching criminals, it's what I do. No time to be useless!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Ah, well, I could possibly offer you a ride in the Thunderquack or the Ratcatcher. And I could do some investigating for you! That's good enough, right?