The Dork Legacy 7.6
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[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 katu-sims.Guest Update) | 6.4 | 6.5 | 6.6 | 6.7 ]
[ 7.0 | 7.1 | 7.2 | 7.3 | 7.4 | 7.5 ]
For having ten kids in this legacy (actually I think we're down to nine after the Great Purge of Ineligible Ones), I don't take a lot of pictures of them. This is why.
However, to rectify the situation, here is some spam of Dorian being adorable:
Wow, he's happy!
But wait.
Now there's the Dorian I remember.
Meanwhile, Nemo is quite happy-go-lucky!
Almost too much so.
PUT SOME GODDAMN
CLOTHES ON.
Or woohoo in front of your kid, with your wife's other husband. Whatever.
The fact that Q likes Mina the best makes her even more special. XD
News flash, guys! Alana participated in an activity within 5 feet of a child! Parent of the year nominee, yes?
Uh, Trenton, that's not what you taught him.
AND PUT SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES ON.
Time for some growing up! Mina is, naturally, adorable.
LOOK AT HER, been a child for 30 seconds and all ready striking poses.
And winning MAJOR HEIR POINTS for autonomously loving her baby brother! <3
Moriarty grew up! He's cute, but he didn't grow into the contacts I gave him. Since they look freaky, I later remove them.
Oh Harker. -.- You got the gappy tooth. lol.
And here's Tom! Cute or what?
Edward!
Henry!
Then I tried to buy clothing for them. No dice. After some testing I discovered that it was, SIGH, the lot being glitched, not corrupted CC. SO I got off my ass and finished decorating the house that lauriethemuppet made for me (I'll take you on the tour later), and moved the Dorks in.
As the lot is loading, I heard the DOIOIOING of someone falling out of love. FINALLY the lot loads, and I see this:
Well, what I gather from this (aside from the fact that Mina OBVIOUSLY has more balls than all her brothers combined), is that Trenton and Clive probably made out or something, and since I hadn't had time to fix the jealousy, shit happened.
Okay, I thought. Must have been Clive and Gizka. That's gonna suck, having all the kids mad at their mom.
Oh. Oh wait. Gizka's pissed, too. You know what this means.
Gizka: WHAT, AM I NOT ALIEN ENOUGH FOR YOU? OR IS THAT JUST IT? Q IS MORE HUMAN THAN ME, SO YOU LOVE HER BETTER. D<
Q, wtf, what does GlaDos have to do with any of this?
Unless...
GLADOS MUST HAVE FORCED Q AND CLIVE TO MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WITH HER AMAZING MIND POWERS, TO DISRUPT THE FAMILY. WITH ALL THE CHILDREN RAGING AGAINST THEIR PARENTS, THEY WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO LISTEN TO GLADOS' SUBTLE "ENCOURAGEMENT!"
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, GLADOS. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
I am frightened by how well her plan worked so far. D:
Um, anyway, here is an outside shot of the house...?
I landscaped, and changed a little of the interior build, but otherwise left it pretty much as-is. And oh, does it run smooooothly! <3 Thanks, O President of Canada!
Mina and Henry: It's...raining?
Tom: IT'S RAINING. 8D
Trenton: This rain is going to ruin Clive's silk work suit! Score! XD
Henry: I HATE RAIN. IT'S LIKE THE SKY IS CRYING. AND CRYING IS FOR THE WEAK.
You would know.
So this is essentially why I never let all the Dorks be in the same place at the same time.
Clive: 'Sup, homes!
Trenton: DON'T "SUP" ME YOU BASTARD. BAWWWW.
April: You are dead to me.
April: *SCOWL*
Q: *MEGA POUT*
These two waste no time in picking a room.
And things return to normal.
Ish.
For now.
Oh this generation is going to be so much fun. -.-
Henry immediately betrays his love of older women.
Henry: You're...lovely!
Townie: Did...you just call me lovely?
Henry: I did! You are as beautiful as a warm summer recess, your blonde hair shimmers like a wet schoolbus!
Townie: Um.
All the kids have these wants. Oh dear.
Townie: Uh, look, kid...Playing catch was nice...but I gotta go.
Henry: *+1000* Goodbye, fair maiden.
Q needs a tan.
CLIVE STOP STALKING HER.
Q: OH HOLY FUCK AN ALLIGATOR.
You're damn RIGHT an alligator! But watch, humble viewers, and be amazed:
HOLY GODDAMN YOU GUYS THEY MOVE. THEY MOVE ON THEIR OWN. HAVE YOU SEEN SHIT LIKE THIS.
It scared the shit out of me first time I saw it.
And Q keeps throwing away their food! Fine. But if YOU get eaten, don't come crying to me.
Mina picked the Kero-Kero room.
And since her makeover outfit is all green, I gave her jimmies to match.
Mina: Thanks!
Anytime. :D
Birds of a hairstyle, stick together.
Oh, did I mention Moriarty and Harker are toddlers again? They are.
Moriarty has...special powers.
Downstairs, GlaDos seems to have been taken by surprise.
Mary Gavigan: AND THAT LITTLE BOY WITH THE FUNNY HAIRCUT WAS HITTING ON ME. WHAT KIND OF A HOUSEHOLD IS THIS.
Mary Gavigan: He was kind of cute, though.
I don't know what to say either, GlaDos. I don't know either.
STALKER BURN
Moriarty hits childhood (and the bottle?).
So did Harker! Here is her splenderiffic makeover!
My little girls! <3 *snuggles them*
The Dork children, as always, are the shining pinnacle of intelligent and well-behavedness.
I LOVE THIS OUTFIT. That is all.
I thought maybe I could get me some werewolf action again...
But everyone kept throwing errors.
And this was the last time I ever saw Donut (or whatever retarded name it is THIS time). For now anyway.
Yeah, SURE, I GUESS.
A little creepy, yes? Even without the impaled head.
Headmasta Funk: Hey little bro!
Dorian: Hey Funkmasta!
Headmasta Funk: *90s rap style* Ya'll quit procrastinatin', let's get some evaluatin'!
Dorian: This isn't Schoolhouse Rock. >[
Dorian did a little dance waiting to give the Headmasta a tour. XD
Terrifying Doll: I NOW POSSESS THE HUMAN CALLED Q. I DEMAND YOU BURN ALL FLAGS.
Alana: ...
Doll: YOU WILL OBEY MY COMMAND, HUMAN, OR I WILL LEAVE MY HOST AS AN EMPTY SHELL, MERELY A HUSK FORM.
Q: Isn't she cute? "Obey my command!" Haha! <3 Look: "Ooh take me to your leader oooh!"
Doll: WHAT? I DIDN'T - NOOOOO I AM LOSING MY HOLD ON HEEEERRRRR *fades into oblivion*
Ahem. Um. Sorry. Onwards!
Gee Dorian. Wanna be a little PRISSIER ABOUT IT?
We've met this gen's painter! And he's not even Trenton's child! (psst, it's Moriarty).
YES, HAPPY HANDSHAKE.
Check this shit out.
Yeah, I'm - Uh, wait, what?
*double checks numbers*
Isn't 99 HIGHER than 90?
Headmasta Funk: See? Ya'll don't even know basic math! That's why ya'll ain't gettin' inta my fancy school! 8D
IDGI, but whatever. Maybe he just couldn't remember everyone's name, to tell them they got in? That would be understandable.
We also have this gen's violinist! You guys may have noticed how I'm beginning to favour Henry.
I hope you can see why.
Edward: No, don't even bother taking a picture of me. I know you don't love me. Only Doll loves me.
Doll: Someday...someday your body will be mine...
I just wanted you guys to know that Gizka still can't get that damn puzzle.
Man, if this is sleeping in the doghouse, I gotta get into more fights with my boyfriend.
And now for a special feature: Synchronised Sleepy Lesbians!
*holds up 8 sign*
Guys, I don't know why, but for some reason I think a school bus might be arriving in an hour.
We haven't had any grumpy children in like twenty pictures! Let me fix that.
Mina: You know what, great-great (I think) gramma? FUCK VIOLINS, AND FUCK YOU.
Q: Haha! You're so cute. Your bitch face is pretty good for one so young.
Mina: Don't patronise me.
WAY TO SHOW OFF THOSE NICE POINTS, MINA.
Mina: GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY FACE.
Then I heard her laugh. Guys, the old addage is true: your face will get stuck like that.
And that's all! Hope you enjoyed!
Also, since I know at least someone is going to ask: The alligators are from here, and you can get them here. And I can't find a link to the head on the pole, sorry. :(.
Potts update should be tomorrow!