The Dork Legacy 3.2
First things first: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, simmiesworld!!
And now, an update.
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 ]
Last time, many things happened. Caedmon, our dear founder, left the material plane. Shelby and Bilbo got married, and HK-47 grew a human face for the occasion. Many pets were bought and birthed and so on. Grump, the family dog, died. My boyfriend showed up and Willoughby cooked for him. And, three babies were born: Verdana, (Times New) Roman, and Trebuchet.
Hmm...None of those children belong to you, you guys. And Algren, seriously, stop being so macho and let someone else hold a baby.
Algren: No man...it's cool...ugh...I got 'em okay...
Algren rolled the want to *~be friends~* with Shelby. She seems shocked that he's hugging her...or maybe she's turned on. They have two bolts with each other. >.<
Shelby: You...you think I'm pretty? Really? *dreams come true*
You guys settle down there...you're both Knowledge sims, for cryinoutloud.
Willough's had the want for a new car for ages. So I bought them a pink one. :D
Hel-lo NURSE! This is Nettie Bach, elschmo's Founder Challenge entry. She is SO getting into this legacy!
Yes, he did actually get promoted.
Algren: NOO DON'T GIVE HER UP FOR ADOPTION! I LOVE GAMES TOO MUCH.
He actually made me feel really bad, because then he DASHED outside to say goodbye to Lillend. ;-;
Yay another LTW for Vanessa...or was this the first one? Oh, I dunno.
Nettie: OMG SHE'S WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT AS ME!
...Um, you work at the same job?
Oh hay thur, Virginia! Lookin' foxy! I miss you, but not your terrifically ugly grandchildren.
Shelby: And baby goes...here! :D
Me: :DD!
Oh I would SO hit it.
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Shelby: Ooh a star!
Me: Yeah, there's lots of those. You know. In the sky.
Shelby: I like stars! :D
Willoughby: Oh, yeah, baby, I'm going to clean the hell out of that counter. I know you like it when I clean, don't you baby? I'm gonna scrub it so fresh it'll shine...
Me: O.o
Einstein: In conclusion, sex makes babies!
Me: Nice one, Einstein.
Miyazaki: Nice kitty. *petpet*
So...I randomly heard some guy crying, and immediately freaked out because I thought someone was dead...instead it was this dude.
Dude: im stuck on ur hill...starvin 2 death...;-;
However, I am a benevolent simgoddess, and saved him with moveobjects on. :D
WHAT?! NOOOO! ;-; No wonder Willough couldn't call her on the phone. ;-; Don't worry, Nettie! You will be resurrected, just as soon as I have a male heir...
YOU COULD BE NEXT, ADESSA! Also, they adopted a mate for Filcher!
She looks kind of manly...I named her Redead (like in Legend of Zelda).
Bilbo: Hmm...I think this could use a mountain...
I think his OTH is fitness, but that's lame.
Okay, I'll warn you in advance, this next picture is NOT WORK SAFE. So if you are at work, scroll down REAL fast or something.
You ready for this?
The internet, meet Shelby's vajayjay. This...totally baffled/s me. Where on earth did she get a vagina? O.o I think Vanessa has one, too. But...this isn't part of the game, is it?
Oh freakin' great. ;-; Losing two cats in one fell swoop.
R.I.P Cloverfield.
And Gene McSplicey Rancor Beast grew up. He's interesting looking, but is mean and I don't much like him.
Einstein: I am inexplicably angry.
Einstein: Oh God! Wait, I'm shirtless and I feel funny! I know what that means!
BAMF.
Einstein: Hey...this isn't so bad!
Makeover! I keep making him over because I keep not liking his look. Sorry guys.
Einstein: Meh, I dunno. I think I'm a fox.
Einstein: Long, pretty Sephiroth hair...
Einstein: And a winning smile...yeah, I still got it! ;D
Meanwhile, we see the sweeter side of HK-47, as he pushes a random townie in a swing. Also, a PSA: The ambrosial lemon tree is thriving.
Hey Grump!
Heir portrait time!
Oh hey Vanessa. What are you doing moving that cow AFHSDJSRELJKRE I HATE YOU with Mr. Cow?
I may not have many pictures of this, but there is woohoo CONSTANTLY going on in this legacy. Seriously, anyone I'm NOT taking a picture of at that moment is probably doin' it. There is not a SINGLE person in the house who doesn't have at least TWO BOLTS for everyone else, married or not. >.< Also, that foot is beautiful.
And here we see the lithe and shameless Willoughby, uttering the traditional mating call of the Dork clan...
Reach the top of the Paranormal career, eh Vanessa? Well, I suppose it's just fate then.
Bilbo: Uh...hello, is Death there?
Ysabell: Er...yeah, let me go get him.
Bilbo: ...
Death: HELLO? MAY I HELP YOU? I WAS HAVING DINNER YOU KNOW.
Bilbo: Oh, I'm...sorry.
Death: NOT THAT IT MATTERS, BECAUSE I CANNOT CONSUME FOOD IN THE SAME WAY THAT THE LIVING DO.
Bilbo: Oh, no...suppose not.
Death: HOWEVER IT IS STILL THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. BUT NEVERMIND THAT. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR CALL?
Bilbo: Er...well, I was wondering if I could possibly...er...have my kind-of-half-cousin back?
Death: AH. I SEE.
Bilbo: You see...he really was going to be rather helpful, er, around the house...and...
Death: YOU REALISE THERE WILL BE A FEE.
Bilbo: Oh! Yes, of course...
Death: NOT THAT I NEED THE MONEY, OF COURSE. BUT IF I LET YOU HAVE IT, SOON EVERYONE WILL BE CALLING TO INTERRUPT MY DINNER...
Needless to say, we paid top dollar. As intrigued as I was by the idea of a zombie alien...
Bao-Dur: Whoa, man...whoa. This green smoke is some pretty sweet shit.
Algren: HEY I'M BACK FROM WORK GUYS.
SO WHAT. BAO-DUR CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!
It's Vanessa's turn to get old, and...
...end up looking pretty much the same.
...so much win. -_-
And here is her makeover! :D
YEAH! There's that kick-ass uncle (or...second cousin, or something) I was hoping for!!
Bao-Dur: CHECK THIS OUT! This kid just exploded!
So did my head. FROM THE CUTE.
Here's her makeover, guys! Isn't she *~*~*~*~{{{BEAUTIFUL}}}~*~*~*~*???
Kidding. This is her makeover! :D
And here's Trebuchet (whose name I always write as Trebucket :P)!
LTW spam?
And here's (Times New) Roman!
...BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Your dream will come true, Einstein. It will come true. I will personally oversee it.
Tre: LOL I'M ADORABLE.
Miyazaki: I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG FOR THIS. THE RAPTURE. THE RAPTURE!!
Miyazaki has just fulfilled a Lifetime Want! As a result, she will have platinum aspiration for the rest of her life!
(No, seriously, she would just hang out in the baby room, with "Be Hugged" in her queue for HOURS. LIKE EVERY DAY.)
Roman: Uh...I think I'm cute...
Me: You are! :D
OH GOD they're SO ADORABLE.
Bao-Dur: Hey little dudette! You're pretty light!
Verdana: Wheee!
Let's get a closeup on that face.
Oh God...it's gonna melt my game she's so cute...
Shelby: Dear Diary! We have a television! But no one uses it. The end! :D
I'm not sure there's any careers we haven't reached the top of at this point...
I think Algren is having empty-nest syndrome. Nice trick, considering there's 15 sims/pets in the household total. >.<
O.o I don't think I like Shelby's potty training faces.
Well...maybe I do.
Caedmon: HAHAHA I'm totally dead! :DDDDDD
And now a bit called: In Which I Actually Take Pictures Of Toddlers (or, Toddler Spam):
The end. <3
Or is it?
Bao-Dur: Oh man...some hot see-through chick scared me! Awesome!
Nettie is a-haunting. I'm tempted to hook her and Bao-Dur up. What do you guys think?
I had Bao-Dur walk to a lot, and he apparently thought I was sending him on vacation. Seriously, you might find some chicks who LOOK like bigfoot here...but...
Speaking of Bigfoot, this is Super Agnes! I got sick of waiting for Redead to come back from having run away, so I decided to get Filcher a new mate. Yeah, I know I was gonna name all my cats after monsters...but...SUPER AGNES.
Bilbo: Ah, Shelby, us making love would be like making a great work of art...
Or another baby. Which is okay with me. But there are only FOUR beds, so be careful.
I LOVE Bloom's SexyFeet. I wonder if perhaps they are involved in Shelby's sudden vagina?
...er, not like in a kinky footfetish way. Just in a "could this be part of that mod" way.
That looks like Shelby's nose to me.
Okay...correct me if I'm wrong...but doesn't that frying pan usually have TWO eggs? O.o I think I play this game too much.
Vanessa is still one of my favourites, but she's been working so hard to become Cult Leader that she doesn't really have time to do much of anything but work and sleep.
Willoughby? Are you...autonomously cuddling a baby?
;-; aww my heart. <3
Trebuchet, you don't know how lucky you are.
DAMMIT. Mean old boss. ;-;
Luckily, her demotion meant that she could go straight back to work because the hours were different.
Einstein: Okay, that's it, get out.
Shelby: What? ;-;
Just kidding! He's telling her about his travels. :D
Oh man I can't wait to see these kittens.
Verdana, are you telling me something?
Algren: Aw man. ;-;
Algren: Aw man!
BAMF again. lol @ his hair.
Willoughby: Oh not, not me too...
Willoughby: Nah, I'm gonna be an awesome old lady.
Willoughby: See? Ta-da!
Yeah, not bad.
Not bad at all.
OMG BIRTH CLIFFHANGER YOU GUYS.
The next update should hopefully be up fairly soon, and will contain children and kittens and happiness. ^_^ Hope you enjoyed reading, and I'll see you next time!
And now, an update.
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 ]
Last time, many things happened. Caedmon, our dear founder, left the material plane. Shelby and Bilbo got married, and HK-47 grew a human face for the occasion. Many pets were bought and birthed and so on. Grump, the family dog, died. My boyfriend showed up and Willoughby cooked for him. And, three babies were born: Verdana, (Times New) Roman, and Trebuchet.
Hmm...None of those children belong to you, you guys. And Algren, seriously, stop being so macho and let someone else hold a baby.
Algren: No man...it's cool...ugh...I got 'em okay...
Algren rolled the want to *~be friends~* with Shelby. She seems shocked that he's hugging her...or maybe she's turned on. They have two bolts with each other. >.<
Shelby: You...you think I'm pretty? Really? *dreams come true*
You guys settle down there...you're both Knowledge sims, for cryinoutloud.
Willough's had the want for a new car for ages. So I bought them a pink one. :D
Hel-lo NURSE! This is Nettie Bach, elschmo's Founder Challenge entry. She is SO getting into this legacy!
Yes, he did actually get promoted.
Algren: NOO DON'T GIVE HER UP FOR ADOPTION! I LOVE GAMES TOO MUCH.
He actually made me feel really bad, because then he DASHED outside to say goodbye to Lillend. ;-;
Yay another LTW for Vanessa...or was this the first one? Oh, I dunno.
Nettie: OMG SHE'S WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT AS ME!
...Um, you work at the same job?
Oh hay thur, Virginia! Lookin' foxy! I miss you, but not your terrifically ugly grandchildren.
Shelby: And baby goes...here! :D
Me: :DD!
Oh I would SO hit it.
<3333
Shelby: Ooh a star!
Me: Yeah, there's lots of those. You know. In the sky.
Shelby: I like stars! :D
Willoughby: Oh, yeah, baby, I'm going to clean the hell out of that counter. I know you like it when I clean, don't you baby? I'm gonna scrub it so fresh it'll shine...
Me: O.o
Einstein: In conclusion, sex makes babies!
Me: Nice one, Einstein.
Miyazaki: Nice kitty. *petpet*
So...I randomly heard some guy crying, and immediately freaked out because I thought someone was dead...instead it was this dude.
Dude: im stuck on ur hill...starvin 2 death...;-;
However, I am a benevolent simgoddess, and saved him with moveobjects on. :D
WHAT?! NOOOO! ;-; No wonder Willough couldn't call her on the phone. ;-; Don't worry, Nettie! You will be resurrected, just as soon as I have a male heir...
YOU COULD BE NEXT, ADESSA! Also, they adopted a mate for Filcher!
She looks kind of manly...I named her Redead (like in Legend of Zelda).
Bilbo: Hmm...I think this could use a mountain...
I think his OTH is fitness, but that's lame.
Okay, I'll warn you in advance, this next picture is NOT WORK SAFE. So if you are at work, scroll down REAL fast or something.
You ready for this?
The internet, meet Shelby's vajayjay. This...totally baffled/s me. Where on earth did she get a vagina? O.o I think Vanessa has one, too. But...this isn't part of the game, is it?
Oh freakin' great. ;-; Losing two cats in one fell swoop.
R.I.P Cloverfield.
And Gene McSplicey Rancor Beast grew up. He's interesting looking, but is mean and I don't much like him.
Einstein: I am inexplicably angry.
Einstein: Oh God! Wait, I'm shirtless and I feel funny! I know what that means!
BAMF.
Einstein: Hey...this isn't so bad!
Makeover! I keep making him over because I keep not liking his look. Sorry guys.
Einstein: Meh, I dunno. I think I'm a fox.
Einstein: Long, pretty Sephiroth hair...
Einstein: And a winning smile...yeah, I still got it! ;D
Meanwhile, we see the sweeter side of HK-47, as he pushes a random townie in a swing. Also, a PSA: The ambrosial lemon tree is thriving.
Hey Grump!
Heir portrait time!
Oh hey Vanessa. What are you doing moving that cow AFHSDJSRELJKRE I HATE YOU with Mr. Cow?
I may not have many pictures of this, but there is woohoo CONSTANTLY going on in this legacy. Seriously, anyone I'm NOT taking a picture of at that moment is probably doin' it. There is not a SINGLE person in the house who doesn't have at least TWO BOLTS for everyone else, married or not. >.< Also, that foot is beautiful.
And here we see the lithe and shameless Willoughby, uttering the traditional mating call of the Dork clan...
Reach the top of the Paranormal career, eh Vanessa? Well, I suppose it's just fate then.
Bilbo: Uh...hello, is Death there?
Ysabell: Er...yeah, let me go get him.
Bilbo: ...
Death: HELLO? MAY I HELP YOU? I WAS HAVING DINNER YOU KNOW.
Bilbo: Oh, I'm...sorry.
Death: NOT THAT IT MATTERS, BECAUSE I CANNOT CONSUME FOOD IN THE SAME WAY THAT THE LIVING DO.
Bilbo: Oh, no...suppose not.
Death: HOWEVER IT IS STILL THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. BUT NEVERMIND THAT. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR CALL?
Bilbo: Er...well, I was wondering if I could possibly...er...have my kind-of-half-cousin back?
Death: AH. I SEE.
Bilbo: You see...he really was going to be rather helpful, er, around the house...and...
Death: YOU REALISE THERE WILL BE A FEE.
Bilbo: Oh! Yes, of course...
Death: NOT THAT I NEED THE MONEY, OF COURSE. BUT IF I LET YOU HAVE IT, SOON EVERYONE WILL BE CALLING TO INTERRUPT MY DINNER...
Needless to say, we paid top dollar. As intrigued as I was by the idea of a zombie alien...
Bao-Dur: Whoa, man...whoa. This green smoke is some pretty sweet shit.
Algren: HEY I'M BACK FROM WORK GUYS.
SO WHAT. BAO-DUR CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!
It's Vanessa's turn to get old, and...
...end up looking pretty much the same.
...so much win. -_-
And here is her makeover! :D
YEAH! There's that kick-ass uncle (or...second cousin, or something) I was hoping for!!
Bao-Dur: CHECK THIS OUT! This kid just exploded!
So did my head. FROM THE CUTE.
Here's her makeover, guys! Isn't she *~*~*~*~{{{BEAUTIFUL}}}~*~*~*~*???
Kidding. This is her makeover! :D
And here's Trebuchet (whose name I always write as Trebucket :P)!
LTW spam?
And here's (Times New) Roman!
...BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Your dream will come true, Einstein. It will come true. I will personally oversee it.
Tre: LOL I'M ADORABLE.
Miyazaki: I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG FOR THIS. THE RAPTURE. THE RAPTURE!!
Miyazaki has just fulfilled a Lifetime Want! As a result, she will have platinum aspiration for the rest of her life!
(No, seriously, she would just hang out in the baby room, with "Be Hugged" in her queue for HOURS. LIKE EVERY DAY.)
Roman: Uh...I think I'm cute...
Me: You are! :D
OH GOD they're SO ADORABLE.
Bao-Dur: Hey little dudette! You're pretty light!
Verdana: Wheee!
Let's get a closeup on that face.
Oh God...it's gonna melt my game she's so cute...
Shelby: Dear Diary! We have a television! But no one uses it. The end! :D
I'm not sure there's any careers we haven't reached the top of at this point...
I think Algren is having empty-nest syndrome. Nice trick, considering there's 15 sims/pets in the household total. >.<
O.o I don't think I like Shelby's potty training faces.
Well...maybe I do.
Caedmon: HAHAHA I'm totally dead! :DDDDDD
And now a bit called: In Which I Actually Take Pictures Of Toddlers (or, Toddler Spam):
The end. <3
Or is it?
Bao-Dur: Oh man...some hot see-through chick scared me! Awesome!
Nettie is a-haunting. I'm tempted to hook her and Bao-Dur up. What do you guys think?
I had Bao-Dur walk to a lot, and he apparently thought I was sending him on vacation. Seriously, you might find some chicks who LOOK like bigfoot here...but...
Speaking of Bigfoot, this is Super Agnes! I got sick of waiting for Redead to come back from having run away, so I decided to get Filcher a new mate. Yeah, I know I was gonna name all my cats after monsters...but...SUPER AGNES.
Bilbo: Ah, Shelby, us making love would be like making a great work of art...
Or another baby. Which is okay with me. But there are only FOUR beds, so be careful.
I LOVE Bloom's SexyFeet. I wonder if perhaps they are involved in Shelby's sudden vagina?
...er, not like in a kinky footfetish way. Just in a "could this be part of that mod" way.
That looks like Shelby's nose to me.
Okay...correct me if I'm wrong...but doesn't that frying pan usually have TWO eggs? O.o I think I play this game too much.
Vanessa is still one of my favourites, but she's been working so hard to become Cult Leader that she doesn't really have time to do much of anything but work and sleep.
Willoughby? Are you...autonomously cuddling a baby?
;-; aww my heart. <3
Trebuchet, you don't know how lucky you are.
DAMMIT. Mean old boss. ;-;
Luckily, her demotion meant that she could go straight back to work because the hours were different.
Einstein: Okay, that's it, get out.
Shelby: What? ;-;
Just kidding! He's telling her about his travels. :D
Oh man I can't wait to see these kittens.
Verdana, are you telling me something?
Algren: Aw man. ;-;
Algren: Aw man!
BAMF again. lol @ his hair.
Willoughby: Oh not, not me too...
Willoughby: Nah, I'm gonna be an awesome old lady.
Willoughby: See? Ta-da!
Yeah, not bad.
Not bad at all.
OMG BIRTH CLIFFHANGER YOU GUYS.
The next update should hopefully be up fairly soon, and will contain children and kittens and happiness. ^_^ Hope you enjoyed reading, and I'll see you next time!