The Dork Legacy 5.0
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 |4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
Glen and Q get along swimmingly.
Q: Yeah, I don't really know what I want to do with my life...
Glen: YOU COULD MAKE A LIVING OUT OF BEING HOT!
Ah, Lulu. So awesome.
Dormie: Everyone's passing out...what if I'm next?
Male Dormie: Dude, this chick freaking stinks.
Paine: Goddammit, I HATE scrolling through all these clothes! *dodges*
While the other two sisters are caught up in their own things, Yuna wins the race for Geordi's love. Kind of awwww.
Ain't they sweet?
Geordi: Space Core Directive #958a states clearly that you must accept this geniune Cubic Borgconium ring if I ask nicely enough!
Yuna: Oh, Geordi...Cubic Borgconium? Resistance is futile! I will marry you!
She's stalking him as he sleeps in her bed. They're like a stalker couple made in heaven.
Yuna HAS to have a womrat. So this is him. His name is Jumbles.
Jumbles: O___O
Jumbles: FOODFOODFOODFOODFOOD.
Jumbles: FOODISDELICIOUSBATHTIME.
Jumbles: WALLWALLWALLWAAAAAALL!
Jumbles: GIANTGIANTFEARFEARFEAREEEEEEEK!
Yuna: *booming* HEEEEEEEEYYYY THHHHHEEEEERRREEEE LIIIIIITTTTLLLLEEEE GUYYYYY!!!!
Jumbles: Eeek?
Yuna: Oh isn't oo a widdle sqwishy guy? Yes oo is! Yes oo is!
Since getting engaged to Geordi, her wants have revolved entirely around Jumbles.
Meanwhile, Q is finding love of her own.
Oh god, they're so sweet. So. Sweet.
He doesn't even care that she's stinky!
Q: I KEES YOU.
Glen: Juuuust~ whistle a happy tune! And every single time! I whistle a happy tune! Convinces me that I'm! Not afraaaaaid~!
Q: *showers*
Glen: I bet Q is showering right on the other side of this wall <3...
Oh yay. Invisible dormies. That's always a good sign.
Janeway has taken quite a liking to Tucker Kimbrell here.
Tucker: Whah ah do believe I hayve the vapahs!
Janeway: So...my gramma died.
Me: Nice. Not awkward at all.
Tucker: That's awesome! Did you get to ride in the ambulance?
Me: ...I guess you two are meant for each other.
Tucker: Don't tickle me! I'm allergic to tickles!
Cheerleader: *awkward*
Awww.
Janeway's the man in the relationship.
And further proof!
He accepted! And then fell in love.
And IMMEDIATELY afterward, this popped up. O.o
Real nice, Janeway. You know this girl for five seconds and all ready you're talking shit about your grandma.
Janeway and Tucker Karaoke Spam:
Adorable.
Unfortunately, Janeway was well on her way to passing out. So that was all they had time to do.
Janeway: Heeey, taxi, baby! Lookin' good!
It's not what you think. They're just close.
So then here's the fun part! I played through the rest of college with only minimal cheating (ie, sending them to finals once they'd earned A+'s), and then had to switch neighborhoods.
But I apparently didn't take pictures of the rest of Uni. So, to make a long story short, everyone graduated with honours! And Q is heir! Janeway/Tucker and Geordi/Yuna will have short updates of their own. Jean Luc and the others didn't end up finding TWU WUV (Glen decided he wanted to have an affair with a male dormie and then starve himself to death, poor Q), so I'm afraid most of them didn't come with. D:
Q: I'M MAD THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES OF MY GRADUATION.
Oh, and Q is also pissed at everything, for some reason. Despite being fresh out of the sim bin in a brand new neighborhood.
Of course, GladOS came with, too! Unfortunately, her outfit isn't unlocked for these Dorks yet, so instead, you get the OBEY T-shirt. Which is fitting enough.
IS IT NEW HOUSE TOUR TIME?! OH YES IT IS. Here's the whole house!
The Master Bedroom.
The foyer (stairs leading up from the ground floor).
The living room.
The "old people" bedroom.
The kids' rooms (separate rooms! How posh!)
The Beachy Bedroom.
The kitchen/dining room.
The ground floor lounge.
The rest of the downstairs.
Margaret: I bet we could even have spatula down here!
Roman: :O NAUGHTY.
Q's second aspiration rolled Grilled Cheese. It's kind of adorable.
But it won't get her pregnant (I think), so I sent her downtown.
It became apparent to me that something was wrong.
Very, very wrong. It would seem I improperly installed my clean Downtown and Bluewater Village hoods. >.< I fixed it though!
My DJ pwns your DJ so very, very hard.
Oh, and my bartender does, too.
Double the ugly, double the ugh! That's the statement of the great mint, Fugglemint gum! (or Doublemint Fug, I was torn).
This guy, on the other hand, is so awesome that I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding. From the awesome. However, man or woman types of the attractive and Q-liking variety were not to be found at this venue. So, onward!
*wibbles* Oh very yes please. But unfortunately Q isn't into him. D:
Q: Hi, I don't find you particularly attractive, but here's $100 to have kids with my future children.
No caption needed.
Blonde Chick: Does he have the Hyrulean sword on his back? O.o
Q: Make me a match?
Matchmaker: Oh, I'll find you a find!
Q: You'll catch me a catch?
Matchmaker: I'll look through my book, and find you a peeerfect~
Me: ROCKS FALL. EVERYBODY DIES.
Q: So, Abigail! Mind if I poke you in the boob?
Abigail: This date sucks. I need to get back to the palace before the Sultan realises I'm missing.
Q: Yeah well I don't want no dirty concubines anyway. You and your fluffy see-through pants.
Q: I want cereal.
Me: Dude, you can have cereal at home. Order something nice!
Q: Like cereal.
Me: >.<
Waiter: Oh, hi Q! I can't believe I get to wait on you! :D
Waiter: Your wish will be my command!
Waiter: Oops! *hehe* The pen almost... went through to my hand *hehe* I can feel it on my palm...
(if you don't know where that's from, GO EDUCATE YOURSELF!!)
Waiter: HAHAH Wasn't that silly? HAHAHAHA what's your order?
Me: There, see, Q? Isn't that more delicious that cereal?
Q: *eats it in one bite*
Q: THAT WAS GROSS I WANTED CEREAL.
Me: >.> Er...look, a dance floor!
Q: Ooh I love dancing! :D
Q: BUT JUST BECAUSE I LOVE DANCING DOESN'T MEAN I FORGIVE YOU.
Q: :D
If it weren't for your boring face, I would marry you into this legacy in a second.
Q: I don't get how people fall out of these things! I don't even need to keep both my feet anchored!
Q: Man. Exercise sure can make you fat.
Me: Oh, he's pretty! Q, what's your opinion?
Q: I HATE HIM, AS I HATE ALL HUMANS.
Q: So, would you wait for me if I got incarcerated? Because it's entirely possible.
Attractive Townie: ...
HOLD THE PHONE AND STOP THE PRESSES, I FOUND ONE! Meet Judah Oakley.
Q: So, I'm on a mission from God to date you...
Abigail: She's got some good lines...
Q: I'm pretty good at kissing...
Q: But I'll let you be the judge of that. ;D
Abigail: She's so smooth!
Meanwhile, something WAY, WAY more interesting than my heir getting her flirt on is happening.
Denise: YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER!
Quill: Dude, lady, chill out!
Quill: She will pay for this atrocity.
Quill: Go on, lady. Put 'em up!
Quill: What you said earlier hurt my feelings! Apologize!
blah blah date blah q blah boring
Yeah yeah you're smooth, BACK TO THE GREASER VS OLD LADY ACTION.
Denise scores the first hit! And oh, he's reeling!
Quill: My mama never told me not to hit fat old bags like you!
*ENEMIES*
...Isn't anyone NICE in this town? D:
Denise: I'll beat some sense into ya, ya ruffian!
Q: WOO! KICK THAT OLD LADY'S ASS!
Janeway's Daughter: Wow, that chick is pretty smooth!
Good job, Quill. You beat up an old lady.
Denise: MY HIP!
Elsewhere, it is time for the Ultimate Dork Test of Love.
Judah: What are you talking about? There's no one with a water balloon behind me!
Judah: My sweater vest! And my turtleneck!
Judah: MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRR. *CRIES*
Q: *stinks*
Q: Oooh a puddle! *mops*
Q: You know...we should get you out of those wet clothes...
Judah: Oh god, you smell!
Judah: But you're so smooth...
If you can't tell, it was really difficult for me to focus on their date.
Random Beautiful Townie: Phoo, that woman stinks! D:
Judah: Yeah, I have a couple of bucks on me.
Q: A COUPLE OF BUCKS?! I gotta fix my hair! This guy's a keeper!
Denise: 0, Quill: 2.
look at him
he is touching her butt so gently and sensually..like he is petting a rabbit
Hai thur pretty townie. My teen boys are going to be in heaven.
srsly. Also: Bao-Dur template holla!
That's all for now! Next up: Q picks a mate, and they go on vacation! Also, stay tuned for Geordi and Janeway's side updates!