The Dork Legacy 4.7
Warnings: I say "fag" a couple of times, in a loving fashion.
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 ]
I ended the last update on an awkward note, so that I could begin this one on an EVEN WORSE one! :DD
So you're...just gonna do that in front of your wife, huh?
Margaret: Oh no, he didn't.
Oh yes, he did.
Margaret: YOU BASTARD! YOU KIND OF PROMISED ME YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T DO THIS AGAIN!
Roman: Ow, you hurt my wrist! D:
Roman: I don't love you anymore. D:
Margaret: Now that I can't have him, he's suddenly hot!
Margaret: Time to take out the trash!
Roman: Woot! My money's on the robot!
I would not want that hand near my face.
Margaret: *is terrifying*
GladOS: MY NODES! YOU KNOCKED MY NODES LOOSE!
Apparently her badass node came unplugged.
Roman: NOT THE FACE!
Yeah. Owned.
GladOS: I've just discovered what the node you knocked loose was for. It was my conscience.
Margaret: It was as loose as the rest of you before I did any knocking!
Margaret: Heehee, that was a total burn.
GladOS: Dude, she just burned me!
GladOS: I love the smell of GRRRR GETTING MY ASS KICKED in the morning! :D GRR!
Roman: It's okay, baby...we don't need her anyway...
Margaret: Oh, Roman, DARLING, would you mind repairing the sparking and VERY DANGEROUS dishwasher? You probably won't die or anything!
Roman: Doot dee doo...fixy fixy...
Roman: All done! Wonder why she wanted me to do that?
Bilbo: People have layers, sweetheart...just like a parfait. Roman is no different.
Margaret: Wow...that's really deep.
Bilbo: Isn't it?! I got it from Shrek, the movie! :D
Margaret: I love that movie!
Now we see where Janeway gets her neck problems from.
HATE.
...Um?
Oh!
GladOS: That's what you get for knocking my conscience loose!
Margaret: I think it's high time for this, then! *ZAP*
GladOS: *battery dying voice* At least...I beat you once...
Margaret: Asses kicked and still in time for work!
There's KIDS IN THIS HOUSE? Oh yeah! Here's Geordi! He's about to grow up.
...Uh.
Oh well isn't that just the sweetest darn face?! :D
Geordi rolled family, and immediately wanted to get his first kiss! So I sent him to the wishing well.
Okay, what. the. fuck. First off, apparently Geordi is gay because it didn't ask me gender preferences. Also, this is like his grand-uncle! D:
But before any kissing can happen, Dante goes into aspiration failure.
Dante: DURRRR.
Geordi: I can tell when I'm not wanted. Screw this.
After a makeover, Dante is quite smashing! I deleted his skintone a long while ago, and this one suits him much better.
Dante: You want me to talk to this kid?
Me: Dude, you were the one who crawled out of a well to make out with him.
Geordi: Dante, you're the best friend I've ever had.
Me: Dude, he's the only friend you've ever had, other than your mom.
Dante: Oh, I would so hit that.
Fags.
Total fags. :P
Well, I decided that it was just about time for college. I was gonna move Dante in to be Geordi's live-in boyfriend, but...well, you'll see.
Moving them all in got me a cutscene for Yuna. With her father. Right.
I love this cutscene more than, like, any other one.
Geordi grows up!
And then Q. But wait, what's this?
What?!
And then I realise. They're not related.
Q: They're still a little too closely related for my comfort.
Me: You said it, sister.
Note the comparison between relationships.
Jean Luc: I feel like boldly going where no man has gone before!
Janeway: More news at eleven! And now, for the weather! Back to you, Dave!
CHILL OUT A LITTLE. People are still getting off the carpool!
Lulu grows up! LOL outfit.
WTFFFF?!?!!
Oh, well, it's Paine's turn!
WHAT. THE. FUCK. Dude. Seriously. ACR is like the most amusing hack ever. He has two bolts with ALL of them. D: They all kind of just share him.
Anyway, it's time for makeovers:
Here's Q, who for the life of me, I cannot stop calling K-Pax. >.<
Geordi! He's really hot without his visor...but...the VISOR.
Jean Luc looks freakishly like Jimmy from Bully.
Dude, guys, keep it in your pants! I'm not done with makeovers!
Lulu is so, so hot.
And so is Janeway.
This is Paine's makeover, and also a shot detailing how similar these two look.
I still just adore Yuna. <3
Dormie: I just broke into your room to tell you I think you're fiiiine!
Other Dormie: Me too!
These two waste no time. -.- I wondered who would get him first.
lol.
Nip nip!
Dude, chica...you are SO awesome!
SEVERE EYEBROWS!
LOL, CLASSIC.
Geordi: She smells just like her sister...
Of course, you would go and be the most interesting one, to spite me, because you can't be heir. >.<
Dormie: *is probably mad because she wants to make out with Geordi, too.*
This is Glen! He is one of my favourite dormies. :D
This is a streaker. He is not one of my favourite anythings.
Streaker: I CAN DISLOCATE MY LOWER JAW LIKE A SNAKE!!
Glen: I'm tiiiired! D:
There's...going to be a lot of this.
This one was quite useful, having fallen asleep directly inside the door to the women's showers, effectively blocking the entrance. Bitch.
You are awesome and please marry me my sims.
Sigh.
SIGH.
Jean Luc got a bad Snapdragon. Damn near killed him. D:
Hours later...
Female Dormie: OH GOD, I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!
Glen: ZZz - huh? What's going on?
Female Dormie: LOL he's peeing himself.
Me: HELLO, KETTLE?! THIS IS THE POT. YOU'RE FUCKING BLACK.
Geordi: Captain, I've set the coordinates for the Delta quadrant. Are you certain this is wise?
LOL, sorry. >.>
nouniprotect is an awesome hack, no?
Lulu: Dude, everyone freaking smells! D:
I thought that Q's hair didn't quite fit her. So I changed it.
And then I sent her downtown!
Janeway came, too. :D
Tazama: Oooh, hot chick!
Q: Did you call me?! :DD
Tazama: Hot chick is crazy...don't move...they can't see you if you don't move...
Unable to find the guy who Q was SURE was there JUST A MOMENT AGO, she settles for dancing with her uncle.
Trebuchet: That old guy is freakin' ugly! D:
Q: What did he just call me?
I really have to learn how to end legacy updates. Pointers?
In other news, am nearly completely caught up! Hoorah!