The Dork Legacy 4.3: katu

katu_sims

The Dork Legacy 4.3

Jun 22, 2008 17:46

Previously, on The Dork Legacy:

[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]

[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]

[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]

[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 ]

GladOS: It is time to begin the experiment.

Butch Shopper: Hmm...that boot looks pretty nice. I wonder if it's worth buying...

GladOS: Hello, Human Shopper! I see you considering one of our fine Aperture Science Unipedal Coverage Systems! You must be the star of Insert Hometown Here to have such fine taste!
Butch Shopper: Well, now that you mention it, people do kind of look up to me...

GladOS: It is obvious why. Even in your records, it says that you are a very smart individual. And attractive.
Butch Shopper: Wow, really? Yeah, I guess I am kind of a catch!

Butch Shopper: Oh, I wonder if this is the cake that lady was talking about...?

I accidentally cropped out the part of the picture that said "Your business has gone back down to level one!" and something about keeping an eye on your customers. LOL.

Must be the witching hour. Here goes Bilbo...

And Shelby...

And Einstein. Goodbye, old buddy. I'm gonna miss ya. D:

Einstein: Eh, no offense, but I won't miss you too much! Look how huge this drink is! :D

LOL HK-47. :P

Here's Bilbo's old-man makeover.

And Shelby's! Ain't she just the sweetest thing!
Shelby: I was born to be a gramma! :DD

Bilbo: *WHACK*
Shelby: Oooh my dentures flew out somewhere!

GladOS: Phase one of the experiment: HUGE FAILURE. It's hard to understate my satisfaction. :(

Hay thur, Bao-Dur!
Bao-Dur: ...Your wife's a bitch, then you die.

Legacy readers, I present to you the most adorable picture ever to be featured in this legacy.

:DDD!!! Everyone, this is SO____Ophie! :DD She walked by the business and I was like, "EEEE! Just like simmiesworld!!"

Margaret: Well, that's done. Now, time to fart around for the rest of my life.

MUTANT CHILD. No, actually, it was birthday time. I was just late with the camera. This is Janeway before...

...And after. Not...much of an improvement, really. But of course she'll grow into it.

Jean Luc fared slightly better than his sister.

He's actually quite a doll after a change of hairstyle.

Roman: I am rocking this pimp suit, bleh!

I'm...not sure what happened, here.

Bilbo: Um...I'd like to take a shower, please.
Shelby: D: But I'll miss you!
Dude: Um, excuse me! I'm starving to death and I'm trapped in your house!

And so he was. He'd been a shopper who snuck into the house before I could lock the doors, and then he couldn't get out. lawl.

I got tired of the CheesyGoth look, and I also missed his freckles.

Janeway: Twy de gween ones. Deys sour appow.
Jean Luc: Weawy? I thought deys was wime fwavowed.
Janeway: Nope. Appow.

Roman: WTF WOMAN I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!!

Willoughby: OH DEAR GOD HIS MORNING BREATH IS AWFUL!

...Then she rolled this. lol.

Look! Margaret has everyday wear again! *cheers!*

However, please note that her loser coworker still has to wear a uniform. Hah! Wuss.

Please take a moment to adjust your monitors to Extreme Cuteness, or else the following picture may cause damage to your computer system, or your vision.

!!!!!!!! Q is totally adorable!! :D Yeah, I included Pirate McSkittles in my homemade multi-PT hack. AND I GOT LUCKY! WOO!

Q: I have so got heir in the bag.

At this point, as I'm sending Shelby to make her some smart milk, I hear an ominous "BOIOIOING!!" I assumed it was just Willoughby on the phone (she frequently falls out of love with her old partners when talking to them), but then this cutscene started:

Yeah. That's Roman. Please note HIS WIFE STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND. JUST STARING ALL ":)".

O_O!!

Margaret: So that's what it looks like from this angle. Weird.

Roman: *peeks* I wasn't paying attention, are you my wife?
Vanessa: Nope! Just your grieving, widowed mother in law!

Margaret: :)

Margaret: WAIT, THAT FUCKIN' BITCH BANGED MY HUSBAND!

Vanessa: Is that good, dear?
Roman: Oooh, yeah, right there, that's perfect...
Margaret: Doot de doo! Oh, look how messy these covers are! How did that happen? D: *fixes*

WHY ARE MY SIMS SO WEIRD YOU GUYS?!?! DDDD: WHYYYYY?! She is furious with them, by the way. Just not showing it.

Wait...hold the phone, WHAT?!

Margaret: So, I'm the star of Insert Hometown Here!

Margaret: YAY EXTRAMARITAL SEX!

Coworker's Mohawk: *STABS MARGARET IN THE EYE!*

So...at this point I realised that when transferring all my files from laptop to desktop, maybe my ACR settings had been lost? Or...or something? Anyway, I went to go check to see if Roman was jealous of his wife's infidelities (because since she never slapped him, he's not mad at her).

I'm guessing that would be a no.

Margaret: That bastard cheated on me! :D

MEANWHILE! >.< Q is still adorable, and is being taught adorableness by the most adorable elder ever to have adorabled.

Shelby: Say "The only sane person in this house!"
Q: Gyamma!

So I play favourites a little! So what!

WRONG. SO WRONG. andyetsoright?

Uh...what?
Roman: I actually want to toss her LIKE a football. :D

I guess I can't really blame Roman for hitting that. I mean...so would I.

Vanessa: Psst! Heehee, did you hear about Roman?

Vanessa: Don't tell anyone, but he had an affair!

Vanessa: He totally cheated on his wife! *titters*
Bilbo: OMG!

...Uh, yeah, real appropriate, Vanessa.

Roman: Come here, my little winter blossom...I must taste your sweet lips again...

At this point I realised that...she only has one more day to live. D: And, I mean, her husband died on her. And it's not like Margaret cares anymore...

Vanessa: I'm so...happy. ^_^
Me: ...*sniffle!*

In other news, GladOS is very useful around the house.

OH NO YOU DI'N'T.

Super Agnes: *sitcom moment* Can you believe this? *wah wah wah....*

Also, "enjoy the catnip?" That's like saying: "Now that Shelby is old, she should sit back and smoke crack a lot!"

It was also Filcher's birthday. He...is identical.

90% of Vanessa's last birthday was spent playing Kicky Ball.

And a little bit of it with her grandnieces (or whatever they are).
Vanessa: Oh hello little sproglet! I'll miss you, you know! You probably won't even remember me when you grow up.

Vanessa: I know you'll remember me, though.

Vanessa: Roman...after my husband died, I didn't think I'd ever be happy again.

Vanessa: But you were so sweet to me...you've made my last days so wonderful.

Roman: I don't...want you to go.

Vanessa: It's all right, dear. I'm ready for this.

Vanessa: Phew...how did I ever get that lucky?

(Insert picture of me bawling here).

Elsewhere, Zzorting is taking place.

Roman: I got scared and it sucked. >:
Dude, you're a VAMPIRE! Where's your street cred?

Oh yeah! Roman invited Verdana and her kids over. Lulu decided to be all hot on the bass guitar.

For those of you who didn't read her side "story," here's Yuna. She continues to look like Amy Lee.

Roman: Is that what teenagers look like nowadays? But...they're so hot...*worry*
Paine: OOH FOOD.

Rikku: BEEEEELLLCH!

Paine: lol Did you hear that?! That's why we're BFF. :D
Rikku: *continues to stuff her face*

Q: (Why hello there, beautiful lady! I would love for you to breastfeed me! ;D) Want balow!
Yuna: Oh aren't you the cutest little thing?

Q: She suspects nothing.

Then, because she's a LAME-O, Verdana's like, "oh wow it's late lol bye" and left ALL HER TEENAGE DAUGHTERS here.

I couldn't really get very good shots of it, but these two stood here like this for like, hours. And the WHOLE TIME, Q kept stroking Yuna's boob. It was hilarious.