The Dork Legacy 4.2
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 ]
Okay! So, as some of you may have heard, I have a new computer! There is an upside and a downside to this. The upside is that I AM SO STOKED and the Dorks are now EVEN PRETTIER and SHINIER AND FASTER. The downside is that, unfortunately, my screenshot program works funny on my new computer, so my pictures will actually be kind of crap for an update or two. D: So, I apologize in advance.
On a brighter note, once the crap pictures are done, I'm upgrading to .png filetype, so everything will be lovely again.
I've also changed the size of my pictures. They were just a little too huge for my tastes. Hope no one minds!
It's nice to see someone is happy about Margaret's pregnancy. For a given value of happy.
Congrats! Now WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A TUTU?!
I decided to send Roman downtown, because I kind of want a vampire.
Vanessa: Damn, that boy is fine! :D
Roman: Damn, I'm fine!
O hai thur! This is Ima. Ima Robot. :D
Dude...I don't think you have any right to be laughing at anyone, dressed like that.
...OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
It's...Bender. I deleted his mesh. D:
...Why is he transparent?
Bender: Maybe we could hang out sometime and play video games.
Bender: HAH! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: DDDDD:
Okay, so, needless to say, no vampires show up.
Luckily, Willoughby happens to have slept with a vampire, back in the day.
Here he is, Count Shaun Simpson. At this point I realize I have no vamp default replacements.
Roman: Hey Grandma!
Willoughby: Hello, dear.
Count Shaun: Oh, God, it's that guy. I hope he doesn't see me...
Willoughby: Actually, Shaun, I was hoping perhaps you could bite my grandson...
Shaun: Me? You really think I'm the right mad to do it?
Shaun: Well, Miss Willoughby, I'd be honoured.
Count Shaun: Looook into my eyes...
Roman: They're so...cartoony...
Count Shaun: NOM.
Roman: *girly leg kick*
Count Shaun: DELICIOUS BLOOD! MWAHAHA!
Roman: Durrr...
Willoughby: *satisfied*
Roman: Hisss!
Count Shaun: Damn, your grandmother is fine.
Roman gets a vampiric makeover. And look! Default replacements! (The skin is by Rensim, currently in beta stages).
Margaret: Abuh...duh...I had this weird dream...that my husband had turned into a vampire...
Oh, Margaret.
Margaret: Well, time for bed.
Audience: O.o
Me: :D
This antigravity bed is a great space saver. :D
Meanwhile, over at the Dorky Old Folk's Home, things are peaceful.
Roman: Bleeeh!
Roman: Blee - huh? What's that above my head?
Mr. Dumble: Oh no, oh no...what if she gets a papercut...? *worry*
Er...Oh, hai Tsolomon. She's a sim of my sweet-ass D&D character. You're seeing her because this is where I had to move Roman out of the house.
Isn't she awesome?
...
What do you mean, explain why I moved Roman out? Oh, okay fine. I moved him out because I wanted alien babies, and my LotFullofSims hack wasn't playing nice. After a LONG time of searching and debugging and other such things, I finally moved him out and into a different lot (Tsolomon's house), and got him alien pregnant. Then I moved him back in. There. Happy?
Algren: I'll bet you my first born grandchild that you won't win this one!
Yeah. This is about all they do.
Wow...that's actually kind of scary. >.>
Roman: I'm scary too! :D
Me: ...
Roman: My dearest Margaret, here we are, you in your jimjams, and me standing in dog pee. I can't think of a better circumstance to ask you...Will you marry me?
Margaret: Oh, of course I will! How romantic!
Roman: Well, you can't have "Romance" without "Roman!" :D
Margaret: ...D:
Einstein: BAD DOG! DON'T PEE INSIDE!
How sweet...I think.
Roman: Heeeeey! I just fell in love with my wife!
Me: Better late than never?
Roman: OH GOD, MARRIAGE MAKES BABIES?!
Roman: Oh, wait, nevermind, I look the same. False alarm!
Mesh: HEEHEEHEE.
Idyllic, really.
Roman: Now I'm gonna kiss my bride. Like this...I think.
Roman: Hewwo little baby! I'm your daddy! I'm gonna love you! :D
Margaret: Hewwo little baby! I had nothing to do with your conception! I may or may not like you! :D
Margaret: OH HE KICKED.
Roman: That's nice.
Oh, very scary fangs there, Roman.
Mr. Dumble: THANK GOD ALL MIGHTY, FREE AT LAST!! :D
...Yeah, don't ever be happy again. O.o
Roman's not a very smart vampire. Add pregnancy onto that...and I'm really surprised he survived.
Yeah.
Roman: HEY I'M HUNGRY WHY WON'T YOU FEED ME?!
Me: *facedesk*
So finally I send him to bed.
Thunder: *KRAKOW!*
Me: :DD!
Shelby: Dude, I totally dare you to peek in that coffin!
Count Shaun: Wtf, man, I'm a VAMPIRE!
Shelby: Yeah, whatever, more like a LAMEpire.
Count Shaun: Fine...I'll prove to you that I'm not afraid of my own kind...
Count Shaun: Oh fuck, that's creepy.
...I think I liked you better blue.
Willoughby: Woo! I've been playing this for three days straight!
...Someone's a little conflicted.
Mr. Dumble: Now I'm MAD.
Me: ...Very good for you.
Mr. Dumble: You see, I'm just really worried that everyone will think that all I do is worry!
Me: Well, now we know you don't.
Mr. Dumble: Are you sure? I just really don't want anyone to get the wrong impression... *worry*
Willoughby: WOO! HEY! DON'T MESS UP! YOU WOULDN'T WANNA MESS UP NOW WOULDJA?!
Algren: Woohoo! I love it when you're wrong!
Willoughby: Quiet, I need to concentrate.
Vanessa: Dude. You are really hot. Have I ever told you that?
Hearts: *sploop for like 2 real life minutes*
Me: ...O.o
LTW, here we come!
Margaret: OH LAWD IS DAT SOME BIRTHIN'?
GladOS: MORE HUMANS?! THERE IS NO APERTURE SCIENCE TOP LEVEL CONTROLLING OPERATOR!!
Holding newborns: ur doin it rong.
But wait...is that...?!
RED HAIR AND GREEN EYES?! I THINK IT IS!! Also, yeah, that's two different babies. The boy is Jean Luc, and the girl is Janeway.
Me: GladOS...I thought you were upset at more humans?
GladOS: It has come to our attention that humans raised from infancy to learn Aperture Science Test Subject Protocol may be just what we need.
Me: Ah. Well, if it gets the babies fed, I'll take it.
GladOS: Just remember, little flesh monster, always follow the instructions, or there will never be any cake for you.
GladOS: Here, worthless being. Take this tiny Test Subject. And try not to ruin everything.
I just wanted to take a picture of this because it NEVER HAPPENS.
Me: Oh no! Mr. Dumble is playing with Filcher! What if someone gets hurt? *worry*
GladOS: Feeble-minded humans. No wonder they test so poorly if they can't even manage to keep their young off the floor. I can't have you getting damaged before you're old enough to complete Aperture Science training, can I, Insert Name Here?
...Okay, guys, seriously, when the best parent in the house is the evil robot, there's something wrong.
Ghosts: *haunt*
Super Agnes: HOLY SHIT GUYS THERE'S GHOSTS OUT HERE AND I CAN'T GET AWAY! Da da da DAH! Super Agnes to her own rescue!
Caedmon: What's all the noise out here?
Me: Aw, nothin'. Just your offspring getting into trouble.
Caedmon: Oh, that's cool. Oh, I gotta go...pizza's here.
So...I decided to try out the Sweet Talk interaction.
Roman: A lovely bloom for a lovelier lady...
Vanessa: Oh, aren't you a sweet boy...
It seems to be working.
Hearts: *bubbly bubbly!*
Uh...yeah, okay, that may have been a mistake on my part.
Roman: *hides*
Einstein: Hello, my beautiful and faithful wife! Pancakes, don't you agree?
Vanessa: OH YES INDEED PANCAKES!
This antigravity bed is SO AWESOME.
The post-woohoo wave. I know I do it.
Mr. Dumble: Oh no! Oh no! What if that thing catches fire? She could die! *worry*
Oh yeah right alien babies. You'd figure with the amount of work it took me to get him pregnant I would have remembered them.
Roman: The sun! I must flee!
Roman: Oh...that's not the sun, is it...?
Roman: Maybe it's the daughter...
Me: Dude, seriously stop with the puns or I'll kill you.
Baby: *tries to look endearing*
Roman: *isn't endeared* Dude, you smell like plumbbob.
Everyone: HOLY CRAP DUDE YOU HAD A BABY, THAT LIKE DEFIES THE LAWS OF NATURE! GO YOU!
Er...post-birth cliffhanger? lol.
No, okay, fine, I'll tell you. It's a girl, and her name is Q (THERE ARE FEMALE Q, I'VE SEEN THE EPISODE WHERE HE MATES, OKAY?!). However, you'll have to wait until next time to see which of my PTs is the...er...father.
If you're wondering, the antigravity bed is found here: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=213739
If there's anything else you want to know where it came from, or any sims you'd like put up for download, please go ahead and ask!