The Dork Legacy 2.6
I know this update is a little...er...SOON after the last one, but I wanted to get it out of the way. Heh.
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 ]
Last time, Bao-Dur, Nariko and Wander became hot teens. A couple of LTWs were had. Galadriel and Bilbo became toddlers, and then children (Kilik and Katamari also became children). Bender, the robot from Futurama, walked by the lot and chatted about the weather. The family got a kitty named The Cloverfield Monster. HK-47 insisted on taking showers and short-circuiting. Oh yeah, and Einstein got abducted. Again.
Bao-Dur: Look, just because Wander likes to stick his thumb up his nose, doesn't mean you have to noogie him all the time.
Wander: *sticks thumb up nose*
Nariko is a good listener.
But it's okay, she and Wander are BFF anyway. But...er...not actually BFF. Like in the game. DAMN YOU MAXIS, MAKING ME HAVE TO CHANGE MY TERMINOLOGY.
I call this The Annoying Stuff room.
Bilbo: Pow pow! Take that, you stupid dragon robber!
What? Post more random pictures of Galadriel? Sure thing.
Here you go.
Not to steal other legacies' sayings, but: FIERCE.
Willoughby: RAH!
Bilbo: oshitrun!
....<3333!!!
Vanessa: *maxes all skills*
Algren: *interrupts* Hey guys. *sip sip* What's up?
Algren: *one-ups Vanessa*
Willoughby: RAAH! Take that, juicer!
I built them a vacation home! And then Willoughby bought it! With all their money!
and then i found out what the maty magic wand did, sold the vacation home, depreciated the value, and rebought it for half the price! :DDD
OMG THIS MESH IS SO UNFEMININE LET'S MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A CORSET.
(proud member of sims_rants)
Drizzt stopped by, and then Nariko brought his daughter home from school. And they had an impromptu jam session.
THANK YOU. Kilik is the ONLY child who puts his homework on his desk!
Chansey: Ooooh, her boobs feel weird on my boobs!
Chansey: *I think her boobs are bigger than mine! ;-;!*
Nariko: Hello, pedophile Headmaster!
Dante: Love me!
Einstein: You're not my kid! I don't have to do this shit!
Despite his Narcissa-Malfoy expression, he LOVED the house.
Nariko has not given up her stalkery ways.
Nor has Katamari given up her silly dragon costume.
May I just say that that is one FINE, FAT ASS. That is what women should look like. <3 Anyway, back to the Headmaster.
Chansey: You want to WHAT?!
Chansey: Er...maybe when I grow up. Or never.
Headmaster: I've got a mighty fine rocket, you know.
Vanessa: *Urge to kill...rising!*
Headmaster: *fat*
Vanessa: *smug* Really, can you see it past all that pudge?
I guess he's into humiliation.
Chansey: And I'm totally gonna go to college someday!
...Not really.
Chansey: *grumble grumble not going to college grumble*
No wait! What are you doing to Mister Scurvy?!
NO! THEIF! PUT HIM BACK!
DON'T JUST WALK BACK INSIDE LIKE YOU DIDN'T JUST STEAL MISTER SCURVY!
Chansey: Bugs!
GIVE HIM BACK YOU LITTLE HUSSY!!
Dante expresses my anger.
HAHA! You get her, HK!
HK-47: Statement: This is the most fun I have had since my reactivation. May I continue frying this meatbag, master?
Carry on, HK.
That'll teach you!
Chansey: *runs home crying to mama*
...HEY! YOU DIDN'T GIVE BACK MISTER SCURVY! ...bitch.
Oblivious to my pain, Caedmon earns a fishing badge and I miss the picture.
Nice name there, Jason. I did not have Free Time installed yet at this point, mind.
Oh, look, it's Becky Budge, Susie Budge's sister!
HK made some chocolates. It was boring because he didn't even put on a funny hat. ;-;
Yeah. Having everyone around was making my lot lag like hell, and besides, Nariko and Wander were like 3 points away from maxing all their skills anyway (and all three teens were overachievers - I make my sims work hard).
Almost Everyone: Bye, Nariko!
Einstein: Wow, this flower smells great!
Bao-Dur: WHAT THE HELL I GOTTA TURN OFF THE COMPUTER.
Kilik is channeling Brady from dothesmustle's Piper Legacy. :DD Einstein is oblivious.
Tara: *zapped*
Peter Griffin Kilik: Heh heh heh heh heh heh...
CAEDMON. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I BOOLPROP YOU TO DEATH.
Yay! Mister Scurvy! All is right with the world. :D
So it is at this point that I installed Free Time. And loaded the Dorks' lot. And the game would freeze. Every time. So I took out my entire downloads folder, so that I could put all their career rewards in someone's inventory, and move them into the new house that I made them.
But...no CC meant...you guessed it! MAXIS MAKEOVERS!! :DD (DDDD:)
Here's a teaser.
Ah, isn't Caedmon beautiful?
Tara's not too bad.
HAHAHA. He's gonna go join a grunge rock band any second now. Also, holy eyebrows, Batman!
Holy Wanda Tinker, Batman! (This is Vanessa. Also not too bad).
Willoughby shaved her eyebrows to become a lesbian *~artiste~*!
Algren looks like a black guy. With makeup.
Nice hat, Dante.
Here's Bilbo. The one with the lipstick is Kilik. I think Kilik looks like Diane Wiest.
This is Katamari. It bodes poorly for her that she actually looks better Maxisified.
Galadriel wins serious Heir Points for being the most attractive without CC.
This is what happened to my reflective floors...
And the kids' bunkbeds...(ps, picture 1337 represent!)
And then I'd finished, put my CC back in, and moved the Dorks to their new home. I do not have house pictures in this update, but I will post them separately a little later. In the meantime, here is something more important:
Not seconds before the lot finished loading, I saw Caedmon try to Leap Into Vanessa's Arms. She stepped back like, "WHAT THE HELL?!"
And the other shoe dropped.
You bet Tara ain't gonna take none-o-that!!
Tara: YOU CHEATING WHORE! I MAY HAVE ALLOWED YOU YOUR INDISCRETIONS IN THE PAST, BUT YOUR OWN DAUGHTER-IN-LAW?!
Willoughby: My dad just cheated on my mom, but DAMN my husband is sexy...
Tara: Isn't this new house lovely, dear? :DD
Caedmon: Yeah, it sure is nice to be here. :DD
...Right.
Vanessa and Einstein: Hugging = NOT BEST FRIENDS.
What?! Why are you mad at her?! She turned him down!!
Caedmon: Did you know I have crabs?
Willoughby: *GLAREGLARE*
WHAT THE HELL. Why is everyone mad at Vanessa, and not Caedmon?! It was HIS FAULT. SHE TURNED HIM DOWN. Some of the KIDS even have the See Ghost of Vanessa want. ;-;
Einstein: ooh clay iz neet.
Willoughby looks absolutely stunning after a makeover. <333
Awesome.
Mr. Humble: Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff.
Einstein: What was I thinking?! I can't make a plate!
HOW DO YOU FAIL AT MAKING A ROUND FLAT OBJECT.
Still hot. Even from behind.
HK-47: *Kisses Up Arm*
Tara: *Approves*
Willoughby: *How is he doing that when he doesn't have any lips?*
I SWEAR TO GOD, SECONDS BEFORE I TOOK THIS PICTURE, THE DOLL BLINKED! I SAW IT MOVE! I SWEAR! *creeped out!*
Ah crap.
You're too gorgeous to love a robot!
So...er...ever since I installed FT, my sims are constantly fuming at themselves...is this a common glitch? Or...what?
Welcoming committee! And who is Einstein so struck by?
Why, it's uber_orange's Wall legacy founder, Gidget!
This is Moki, a random CAS sim of mine (she's an elder).
And this is Beatrice Jones-Dollars, who is GORGEOUS. She is the product of me making my boyfriend make a set of sims (Thom Jones-Dollars has yet to be a walkby).
Gidget: Oooh a goose! *looks crazy*
Einstein: UGH I AM SO MAD AT MYSELF.
I took the Maxisification to give some different-looking makeovers to my sims. Here's Einstein, finally looking like the correct gender. You'll see more later on.
...what are you doing?
Einstein: I'm "tinkering" with the TV.
...What kind of "tool" are you using, precisely?
Einstein: I'm screwing it.
...O.o.
Einstein: With a screwdriver! :D
...*backs away*
Tara's One True Hobby is like Fitness or something gay, so I'm making her Arts and Crafts instead.
Speaking of gay, Einstein found my Castaway Stories extracted drums in the backyard and proceeded to play them in the most homosexual manner ever. It was like watching Paris Hilton try to eat prison food.
Here's a semi-good picture of the living room. It's also a good picture of all my kids studying a lot.
This made me sad. So...I had him try to hug her.
She basically told him to back the hell off.
And then he fell out of crush/love with her, which he had a major fear of.
So he apologised to her.
Thanks to Inge Jones, you now actually get forgiven when you apologise to someone.
And they made up.
And I'll admit, I got kinda choked up at this. I have too much heart.
Oh hey, it's Dante's birthday! He grows up...
And becomes Gidget Wall!
Nah, I wish. This is him. :(
Algren: UGH SHE IS SO HOT BUT I HATE HER.
Dante cleans up pretty well. He's too boring to be heir, though.
Algren gets a kind of Kurt-Cobainesque makeover.
I didn't really want to do anything too different with Vanessa, so I only changed her dress.
And that's all we have for this time! Next up: More hobbies, more Social Bunnies, and all the kids head off to Uni!
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 ]
Last time, Bao-Dur, Nariko and Wander became hot teens. A couple of LTWs were had. Galadriel and Bilbo became toddlers, and then children (Kilik and Katamari also became children). Bender, the robot from Futurama, walked by the lot and chatted about the weather. The family got a kitty named The Cloverfield Monster. HK-47 insisted on taking showers and short-circuiting. Oh yeah, and Einstein got abducted. Again.
Bao-Dur: Look, just because Wander likes to stick his thumb up his nose, doesn't mean you have to noogie him all the time.
Wander: *sticks thumb up nose*
Nariko is a good listener.
But it's okay, she and Wander are BFF anyway. But...er...not actually BFF. Like in the game. DAMN YOU MAXIS, MAKING ME HAVE TO CHANGE MY TERMINOLOGY.
I call this The Annoying Stuff room.
Bilbo: Pow pow! Take that, you stupid dragon robber!
What? Post more random pictures of Galadriel? Sure thing.
Here you go.
Not to steal other legacies' sayings, but: FIERCE.
Willoughby: RAH!
Bilbo: oshitrun!
....<3333!!!
Vanessa: *maxes all skills*
Algren: *interrupts* Hey guys. *sip sip* What's up?
Algren: *one-ups Vanessa*
Willoughby: RAAH! Take that, juicer!
I built them a vacation home! And then Willoughby bought it! With all their money!
and then i found out what the maty magic wand did, sold the vacation home, depreciated the value, and rebought it for half the price! :DDD
OMG THIS MESH IS SO UNFEMININE LET'S MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A CORSET.
(proud member of sims_rants)
Drizzt stopped by, and then Nariko brought his daughter home from school. And they had an impromptu jam session.
THANK YOU. Kilik is the ONLY child who puts his homework on his desk!
Chansey: Ooooh, her boobs feel weird on my boobs!
Chansey: *I think her boobs are bigger than mine! ;-;!*
Nariko: Hello, pedophile Headmaster!
Dante: Love me!
Einstein: You're not my kid! I don't have to do this shit!
Despite his Narcissa-Malfoy expression, he LOVED the house.
Nariko has not given up her stalkery ways.
Nor has Katamari given up her silly dragon costume.
May I just say that that is one FINE, FAT ASS. That is what women should look like. <3 Anyway, back to the Headmaster.
Chansey: You want to WHAT?!
Chansey: Er...maybe when I grow up. Or never.
Headmaster: I've got a mighty fine rocket, you know.
Vanessa: *Urge to kill...rising!*
Headmaster: *fat*
Vanessa: *smug* Really, can you see it past all that pudge?
I guess he's into humiliation.
Chansey: And I'm totally gonna go to college someday!
...Not really.
Chansey: *grumble grumble not going to college grumble*
No wait! What are you doing to Mister Scurvy?!
NO! THEIF! PUT HIM BACK!
DON'T JUST WALK BACK INSIDE LIKE YOU DIDN'T JUST STEAL MISTER SCURVY!
Chansey: Bugs!
GIVE HIM BACK YOU LITTLE HUSSY!!
Dante expresses my anger.
HAHA! You get her, HK!
HK-47: Statement: This is the most fun I have had since my reactivation. May I continue frying this meatbag, master?
Carry on, HK.
That'll teach you!
Chansey: *runs home crying to mama*
...HEY! YOU DIDN'T GIVE BACK MISTER SCURVY! ...bitch.
Oblivious to my pain, Caedmon earns a fishing badge and I miss the picture.
Nice name there, Jason. I did not have Free Time installed yet at this point, mind.
Oh, look, it's Becky Budge, Susie Budge's sister!
HK made some chocolates. It was boring because he didn't even put on a funny hat. ;-;
Yeah. Having everyone around was making my lot lag like hell, and besides, Nariko and Wander were like 3 points away from maxing all their skills anyway (and all three teens were overachievers - I make my sims work hard).
Almost Everyone: Bye, Nariko!
Einstein: Wow, this flower smells great!
Bao-Dur: WHAT THE HELL I GOTTA TURN OFF THE COMPUTER.
Kilik is channeling Brady from dothesmustle's Piper Legacy. :DD Einstein is oblivious.
Tara: *zapped*
Peter Griffin Kilik: Heh heh heh heh heh heh...
CAEDMON. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I BOOLPROP YOU TO DEATH.
Yay! Mister Scurvy! All is right with the world. :D
So it is at this point that I installed Free Time. And loaded the Dorks' lot. And the game would freeze. Every time. So I took out my entire downloads folder, so that I could put all their career rewards in someone's inventory, and move them into the new house that I made them.
But...no CC meant...you guessed it! MAXIS MAKEOVERS!! :DD (DDDD:)
Here's a teaser.
Ah, isn't Caedmon beautiful?
Tara's not too bad.
HAHAHA. He's gonna go join a grunge rock band any second now. Also, holy eyebrows, Batman!
Holy Wanda Tinker, Batman! (This is Vanessa. Also not too bad).
Willoughby shaved her eyebrows to become a lesbian *~artiste~*!
Algren looks like a black guy. With makeup.
Nice hat, Dante.
Here's Bilbo. The one with the lipstick is Kilik. I think Kilik looks like Diane Wiest.
This is Katamari. It bodes poorly for her that she actually looks better Maxisified.
Galadriel wins serious Heir Points for being the most attractive without CC.
This is what happened to my reflective floors...
And the kids' bunkbeds...(ps, picture 1337 represent!)
And then I'd finished, put my CC back in, and moved the Dorks to their new home. I do not have house pictures in this update, but I will post them separately a little later. In the meantime, here is something more important:
Not seconds before the lot finished loading, I saw Caedmon try to Leap Into Vanessa's Arms. She stepped back like, "WHAT THE HELL?!"
And the other shoe dropped.
You bet Tara ain't gonna take none-o-that!!
Tara: YOU CHEATING WHORE! I MAY HAVE ALLOWED YOU YOUR INDISCRETIONS IN THE PAST, BUT YOUR OWN DAUGHTER-IN-LAW?!
Willoughby: My dad just cheated on my mom, but DAMN my husband is sexy...
Tara: Isn't this new house lovely, dear? :DD
Caedmon: Yeah, it sure is nice to be here. :DD
...Right.
Vanessa and Einstein: Hugging = NOT BEST FRIENDS.
What?! Why are you mad at her?! She turned him down!!
Caedmon: Did you know I have crabs?
Willoughby: *GLAREGLARE*
WHAT THE HELL. Why is everyone mad at Vanessa, and not Caedmon?! It was HIS FAULT. SHE TURNED HIM DOWN. Some of the KIDS even have the See Ghost of Vanessa want. ;-;
Einstein: ooh clay iz neet.
Willoughby looks absolutely stunning after a makeover. <333
Awesome.
Mr. Humble: Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff.
Einstein: What was I thinking?! I can't make a plate!
HOW DO YOU FAIL AT MAKING A ROUND FLAT OBJECT.
Still hot. Even from behind.
HK-47: *Kisses Up Arm*
Tara: *Approves*
Willoughby: *How is he doing that when he doesn't have any lips?*
I SWEAR TO GOD, SECONDS BEFORE I TOOK THIS PICTURE, THE DOLL BLINKED! I SAW IT MOVE! I SWEAR! *creeped out!*
Ah crap.
You're too gorgeous to love a robot!
So...er...ever since I installed FT, my sims are constantly fuming at themselves...is this a common glitch? Or...what?
Welcoming committee! And who is Einstein so struck by?
Why, it's uber_orange's Wall legacy founder, Gidget!
This is Moki, a random CAS sim of mine (she's an elder).
And this is Beatrice Jones-Dollars, who is GORGEOUS. She is the product of me making my boyfriend make a set of sims (Thom Jones-Dollars has yet to be a walkby).
Gidget: Oooh a goose! *looks crazy*
Einstein: UGH I AM SO MAD AT MYSELF.
I took the Maxisification to give some different-looking makeovers to my sims. Here's Einstein, finally looking like the correct gender. You'll see more later on.
...what are you doing?
Einstein: I'm "tinkering" with the TV.
...What kind of "tool" are you using, precisely?
Einstein: I'm screwing it.
...O.o.
Einstein: With a screwdriver! :D
...*backs away*
Tara's One True Hobby is like Fitness or something gay, so I'm making her Arts and Crafts instead.
Speaking of gay, Einstein found my Castaway Stories extracted drums in the backyard and proceeded to play them in the most homosexual manner ever. It was like watching Paris Hilton try to eat prison food.
Here's a semi-good picture of the living room. It's also a good picture of all my kids studying a lot.
This made me sad. So...I had him try to hug her.
She basically told him to back the hell off.
And then he fell out of crush/love with her, which he had a major fear of.
So he apologised to her.
Thanks to Inge Jones, you now actually get forgiven when you apologise to someone.
And they made up.
And I'll admit, I got kinda choked up at this. I have too much heart.
Oh hey, it's Dante's birthday! He grows up...
And becomes Gidget Wall!
Nah, I wish. This is him. :(
Algren: UGH SHE IS SO HOT BUT I HATE HER.
Dante cleans up pretty well. He's too boring to be heir, though.
Algren gets a kind of Kurt-Cobainesque makeover.
I didn't really want to do anything too different with Vanessa, so I only changed her dress.
And that's all we have for this time! Next up: More hobbies, more Social Bunnies, and all the kids head off to Uni!