The Dork Legacy 1.4
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
1.0
1.1
1.2
1.3
Let's start out with Caedmon working off that gut...again. >.>
And going a little overboard with it.
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Tara's arm got stuck like that whilst making her daily phone calls. I guess she has that walkie talkie phone.
*brrp!* Where you at?
"Foo, you know where I'm at!" *plusplus*
Caed...? What's wrong?
Caedmon: Starcraft Ghost isn't ever gonna come out, is it?
Probably not, hon. And neither is Duke Nukem Forever.
Caedmon: *sniffle*
"Duke Nukem Forever isn't gonna come out?! SNIFFLE!"
...
"Man, this muffin is awfully dark."
Simultaneous bed making! I sense an "awww" opportunity!
tl;dr - LOTS OF MONEY YAY.
With that money I was finally able to finish building the greenhouse for them! I'm hoping it will keep the pond from freezing over in the winter.
"OMG HELLO COWORKER!"
"Oh yeah, this hot chick is totally hugging me."
"No one talks that way about my wife. Now GTFO before I give you crabs."
Another promotion! Almost there, buddy! Almost there! ONLY @300 TNL!!
Hay guise, first empty fridge of the legacy! I bet that's a new legacy first. OH HEY I just realised: No fires yet! Sweet!
"Hey there, Mr. Headmaster! Nice ta meet cha!"
The Headmaster is a delicate flower.
"Haha, oh yes, I love to Schmooze!"
"NOT!" *minus minus* Seriously, I don't even bother because it's NEVER positive. ;-;
SHUT UP IT'S NOT CHEATING.
"This is my voodoo face!" (they got in)
You can't really tell so much, but I redid the house a little with their massive bonuses. And now I can play with the walls cutaway and you can't tell as much! Yay me!
TARA I LOVES YOU.
Seriously! Check out that sweet bionic hand! *fangirls*
Family fishing! And yes, the greenhouse does keep the pond from freezing over (in the fall, anyway. I got rid of winter).
I also added a Secret Lair.
Where Caedmon can work on diabolical schemes! Schemes so horrible...they might CURE the SICKLY! :O
I like little girls, they make me feel so good. I like little girls, they make me feel so bad.
...What, Oingo Boingo is dorky, right?
Okay, fine, I admit it...I don't know why I took this.
WHY DIDN'T I KNOW FAMILY MEMBERS COUNTED FOR THE BEST FRIENDS LTW?! That would have saved me a lot of planning. >.<
Smustling in her school uniform...I love you, Willoughby.
Also, is that not the happiest shower face you've ever seen?
How did you get fat AGAIN?! O.o
So I had no intention of getting any pets this legacy, but unfortunately EVERY child AND Tara had the want to get a puppy. So FINE. I named her Grump.
Moments after puppy arrival, Drizzt showed me yet again how awesome his transitions are.
And then it was Willoughby's turn. As per childhood transitions, the only birthday ANYONE watched was hers.
"Hey, I've got boobs now!"
"Imagine what I can do now that I have boobs..."
Drizzt is really the most attractive of the three.
Einstein is definitely the most unique, though.
I wanted to give Willough a hair that showed off her ears...but this was the only one that looked even a little good on her. I don't really like it. Anyway, she rolled Fortune.
I like Einstein's little fat babyface. He rolled Knowledge.
Drizzt rolled Family (called it, you owe me five bucks), and loves the widdle baby puppy. I seriously hate naming sims after existing characters. It's always a disappointment. >.>
I had Mr. Knowledge Sim go out and play with the wolf. He got to be friends with it...and then it ran away.
What the hell kind of wolf name is Peanut anyway?!
Note the tracksuit? Yeah, I sent him outside to work off that belleh, and where do I find him next time I look? STUFFING HIS FACE WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN HUNGRY.
;-; I hate you.
WHAT THE HELL, ITHACA?! You and your son stay away from my other legacies' newspapers!
tl;dr: MORE MONEY HOLY CRAP.
"Dude, let's totally hug each other!"
"Oh, so this is what boys feel like. Ooohh."
...Stop that!
So I decided it was time to get everyone that first kiss they all have wants for.
This is an expensive teenage whore.
And expensive and not very attractive teenage whore.
And apparently an expensive, not very attractive, and also boring teenage whore. This is how he spent the last hour of their date.
Oh God, how old is that muffin?!
At some point Caed became an Ithorian got his gold gardening badge. I love when he talks about birds to his plants.
On her day off, Tara cleaned the WHOLE HOUSE.
Gee, that was a funny caption. If I didn't have to have this up soon...>.<
Caedmon brought a Spoony Bard, the Demon Chef of Sim Street home from work.
"You stay the hell out of my house."
I get really sick of hearing this all the time. Seriously, I'll stop one of them from playing it, only to have someone else start up seconds later.
See what I mean?
"You know, I think you'd look really good in makeup!"
"Hmm...you know, I think you're right?"
"You know...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
"But you don't treat me very nicely. You don't buy me all these iceys."
"Maybe you should get get get me drunk, get me love drunk off your lumps?"
My Grump, my Grump my Grump my Grump, my lovely little Grump!
Well...that's an interesting dog. The first thing she did was start growling at Tara. I guess Grump was a good name.
Anyway, that's as far as I've played so far, so I apologise for the short update. I'll see you again next week!