The Dork Legacy 2.7
This update begins with Algren using his evil genius for evil! MWAHAHA!!
And then, once finished, he decides to practice ballet. -.-
Sometimes, I make one of my sims go play the violin and just sit there and listen to the music. <3
Einstein: Yoo hoo! Aliens!
...You've been abducted twice all ready.
Einstein: Yeah, but I wanna do it again!
At least you're too old to be pregnant now.
Dante's One True Hobby is fitness. It's amazing he hasn't caught fire yet.
It's a Mexican Stare-off! Algren is staring at Gidget, who is staring at Dante, who is staring at Algren! :O
Also, Gidget wears her hat to go swimming.
Success. The things I do for aspiration points.
Galadriel: GRRR I AM SO PRETTY.
These two woke up in the middle of the night, both with orange energy bars, to woohoo. >.>
And again in the hot tub.
Grump: GRRR ALIENS.
But Einstein wasn't the only one to suddenly fall to earth...
I forgot I'd gotten a "more social bunny" hack. It laughed at him on the toilet...
Then watched him in the shower...
(I just liked the lighting in this picture).
Einstein: Hey, bunny, are you watching? I'm gonna set this shit on fire.
Einstein: Tada!
Bunny: WOW THAT'S HOT.
Bunny: WRRRRYYY!!
Einstein: I luff you, bunny. <333
Awww.
Why did I take this picture? Matching pajamas? Bilbo being cute? Proof that my kids interact with each other?
Vanessa likes to catch de bugs. :D
...
Thanks, lady. Now GTFO my house.
At this point I honestly don't know who this is anymore.
Caedmon: HAAAALP! I'm COVERED IN BEES!
Also: streaking, Running Amok, and fleeing from bees...all the same animation?
Aww! Please forgive the cursor...by default my screenshot program doesn't capture those...but I accidentally enabled it for the rest of this update. D: So I'm sorry.
Bilbo: OH GOD I HATE MYSELF.
...I'm worried that this whole family is going to end up committing suicide. ;-;
Wiloughby: lol i hate myself and want to die
Algren: I HATE CAEDMON!
OKAY FINALLY SOME SENSIBLE HATRED. I mean...he's not related to you, so you shouldn't actually be angry...but I'll take what I can get.
Einstein: lol im naked
Me: TAKE THAT, PHOTOBUCKETS! :DD
They got a girlfriend for Cloverfield. :D My cursor apparently wants you to look at her nose. I...can't seem to remember her name. ;-;
I love her skinny little legs. :D She is like a spider!
...How is everyone electrocuted in my neighborhood? Did they ALL try to steal Mister Scurvy?
YES. Kittens, make me them!
CUTE UNIFORM. <3
I like these window sill things.
Caedmon: There's...a bunny here. A big one.
Caedmon: Whatever. Let's punch each other. :D
STUPID CURSOR.
Algren: HEY GUYS, I'M HOME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT BASK IN MY AWESOMENESS!
It's time for some birthdays! This remarkably sober young man is Kilik!
Believe it or not, this beauty is Katamari! She definitely was a pleasant surprise.
Galadriel's face looks a bit weird here, but still very pretty!
OMG AWWWWW <3333! Bilbo! The sleeper hit of Gen 2!
It was definitely time for college. OH GOD.
Galadriel...looked much better as a child. While I still find her beautiful, her face got ALL kinds of weird and pointy (this picture is pretty flattering).
Bao-Dur is still wonderful!
Katamari, I believe, rolled up all of Galadriel's Pretty.
Bilbo is still stunning.
Nariko looks exactly the same.
Wander is still BLINDINGLY pale (but now with cheekbones!).
Kilik is easily the most manly of the whole lot.
And Dante aged up to be a drill sergeant.
Sorry, Dante. Eight kids is just too much for me.
Here's Nariko's dykey makeover.
Galadriel: GIVE ME BACK MY PRETTY, YOU BITCH.
I decided Wander could use a more masculine makeover.
Galadiel is AWFULLY pretty when she's angry, though. And Bilbo apparently thinks it's hilarious.
Bilbo: HAHAHAHA THIS MAKEOVER IS SILLY!
Makeover montage time!
This is the only Nariko-being-a-lezbot picture you'll see this update. Despite what she says, she's actually turned off by every single person, male or female, on campus.
Oh, look at Miss Unique over here. Anarchy sign and everything.
She was so *~different~* that I had to give her an appropriate makeover. :D
...I have a book infestation. Know why?
THIS ASSHOLE.
Galadriel must have sensed my fury, and put some of them away. <3 Autonomously!
Galadriel: I HATE PUTTING AWAY BOOKS.
...Who are you talking to?
Snowflake: My imaginary friends. They're the only ones who understand me.
...
Bilbo: The fact is, Bao-Dur...I could be heir.
Bao-Dur: *pouts and does his homework*
Bilbo: *looks like L*
Bilbo: See? It says right here that I'm right.
;-; Goodbye Galadriel. I'll miss you.
What the hell is this thing doing in my dorm? And wearing a hair I'd deleted like last year?
I WATCHED HIM. HE PICKS UP A BOOK, OPENS IT, CLOSES IT...
AND SETS IT ON THE FLOOR! Well, I've had ENOUGH.
Nery: What? Ow! Hail? Inside?
Do not mess with me. I do not tolerate the messy.
Death: WHAT ARE ALL THESE BOOKS DOING LYING ON THE FLOOR? I CAN BARELY GET TO THIS BODY. SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY PICK THESE UP.
Random picture alert!
Nariko: *jingles Bao-Dur's dogtags*
This has been a random picture.
Kilik, who has 9 enthusiasm in Cooking, decided to go check out Sue's Sekrit Kitchen.
Where I immediately caught this old perv pulling a Caedmon.
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Sorry about the brightness of this picture. Kilik decided to enter his Baked Alaska into the cooking contest!
OH HOW EMBARRASSING! Sue the Chef (the sous chef, I wonder? AHAHAHA!!) made the same dish!
*mortified*
What is it with everyone stealing stuff from Kilik? The old perv is doing the exact same motion...
Yay we won! I like this expansion.
Sous Sue: UH UH BITCH. NOT AFTER YOU MADE ME LOSE!
Blonde Dude: *poke!*
Old Perv: *whimper*
Old Perv: WAAAH.
You should count yourselves lucky that those were the only two pictures I took of that. The blonde dude ended up pretty much just chasing this poor guy around the lot. He'd poke him, the old guy would run off and cry, and the blonde guy would come up and poke him again. Happened like ten times.
Back at home, I find Bilbo cleaning everything! <33
Bilbo: Mmm, food is yummy.
Buzzcut: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG UGH UGH!
...Does Castor Nova always wear lipstick?
(also, last night I totally had a dream that I asked that, and someone said, "oh, yeah, he does that if his aspiration is low").
I love the gaming-hobby idle animations. :D
GRADUMATED. I fast forwarded through the rest of college because with Free Time it's damn near impossible to keep even the PLAYABLES alive, their motives drop so fast.
Since I actually fell asleep at my computer (No, seriously, I only woke up because my little sister called me), the rest of these will be posted in montage format, since I am definitely not witty enough to think of captions.
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I'll give you a minute to play that one Vitamin C song...Friends Forever or whatever it's called. The rip-off of Pachelbel's Canon in D.
...
Is it playing? Okay, let's go:
The End (of gen 2).
So, now my dilemma. Who for heir? I REALLY don't want to do another double-heir.
For reasons that have become apparent (I hope) in this update, the running for heir is now between two of the kids: Kilik, and Bilbo. Surprising, right? Well, you see, Bao-Dur, who was my original favourite for heir (and whom I still love dearly) only has ONE neat point, and that just doesn't fly in my legacies. Oh, yeah, and 8 nice points. Not that I mind nice sims. But not nice, sloppy ones. And Galadriel...well, honestly, I only really liked her because she was pretty. She didn't have a lot of personality. So, let's go on.
Kilik's Stats:
Pros for Kilik: Has maxed enthusiasm in cooking, but that's NOT his One True Hobby. Also has ten neat points.
Cons for Kilik: Has HUGE eyebrows that might never breed out, and I like being able to have bangs in the hairs I put on people.
Bilbo's Stats:
Pros for Bilbo: REALLY REALLY HOT. Also very clean (honestly I think he cleans more than Kilik does).
Cons: Being one of the youngest children of the not-main heir, I don't "know" him that well.
Please vote here!
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 ]
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