The Dork Legacy 5.7
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 ]
Sarina: HI LISTER! HEY! HEY! LISTER! HIIII!
She also moved in, quickly becoming my favourite.
Here's a picture of her not making a funny face. Treasure it, it doesn't happen often.
She and Lister have THREE BOLTS.
Count 'em, three.
I can definitely see what he sees in her.
Sarina: I'm gonna...pull this poppy thing. Okay?
Sarina: Eeek!
AND! She TALKS to herself when she does her HOMEWORK. I could just die. <3
Sarina Spam!
She's such a darling.
Cat: BLEH!
Me: Oh, shit, I gave him and his mom the same hairstyle. BAD KATU.
Q: HELL YEAH I LOVE COLLEGE!
Kyle has apparently turned into Napoleon.
Also, I gave Alfred a makeover.
Q: Don't mind me, I'm just here for the dart board.
Uh...you guys? I mean, yes, I want you two to be together and everything...but Jocelyn is still here.
Jocelyn: 'Night Lister! See you tomorrow! :)
Me: O.o
Well. I guess she doesn't mind.
Rimsy got struck by lightning. Good job.
Yeah.
Kristin: Aww, want a hug?
Rimmer: I'm crispy and I just pissed myself. No thanks.
Rimmer: Congrats on your grades, though! I heard you made Dean's List!
Kristin: Oh, thanks!
Me: STOP DOING USELESS THINGS AND EAT BEFORE YOU DIE.
Rimmer: If I don't eat soon, I'll die! D:
Kristin: Dude, you smell like burnt pee.
Rimmer: I feel faint...
Kristin: God I HATE Playstation.
Two things:
1) YOU NEED TO EAT OR YOU'LL DIE.
2) WHO THE HELL GETS CLEAN BEFORE THEY TAKE A SHOWER?
Nate jumped on the bandwagon.
But unlike SOME PEOPLE, he is smart about it. Where's Rimmer right now? Upstairs drinking booze to satisfy his hunger.
It was really only a matter of time before Alfred and Nate hooked up. Also, Nate looks like Eddie Izzard in the top shot.
Sarina: I will get all clean~!
Sarina: Cleaning with a sponge~! :D
Me: Dude. There's a shower in that room.
Rimmer finally pops the question to Alexis.
Who accepts! Who wouldn't accept a toga-clad quarter-alien guy proposing to you in front of a mailbox and a steaming cheese pizza?
Alexis: I'm engaged! :D
Alfred: I am awesome.
Rimmer: Eggs are delicious.
Um. Yeah. Kyle? That's not Kristin.
Whore.
Oh, nice one, Alfred. YOU GOT BURNED.
Sigh. All my sims are gay.
Well yeah, now he IS actually, as a matter of fact.
This bed sees a lot of action.
Senior year pillow fight! See that green glow? Lister's firefly jar. From his first day at college.
They're adorable.
Kristin has been in the red for semester upon semester. I'M SORRY, I'M BAD AT PLEASURE SIMS.
Three.
Bolters.
OH WTF IS THAT NATE? KYLE, I THOUGHT I CHANGED YOUR ASPIRATION TO POPULARITY.
No.
Jocelyn: OH MY GOD HE'S NAKED! and hot...
-.- Sigh. But wait, Kristin just got home from class! Oooh, you will GET what's comin' to you!
Kristin: Hi guys, anyone seen Kyle?
Me: Yeah, he's upstairs, cheating on you.
Kristin: Cool, cool.
...
Kristin: Ah, man, it's good to sit down. We did track today, and I am so worn -
Me: Um, your boyfriend just cheated on you.
Kristin: Yeah, I heard you. Anyway, boy am I tired.
So, I guess she doesn't mind.
But someone does!
Lister: Jocelyn! How could you!?
Sarina: *jumps into front-row seat!*
Sarina: Oh this is better than All My Sims.
Lister: I thought we had something together! Something special!
Lister: You're a trollop! A two-bit trollop!
Jocelyn: You...you STARTED IT! :O
Lister: *slapslapslap* I will never forgive you for this! Never! DX
Lister: ...you're not invited to my birthday party anymore.
Um. What? How can you be in love, but not crush or bestfriendedness? O.o
Lister: Aww, look, Joc, I'm sorry for what I said. I didn't mean it. I'm a douche.
Jocelyn: Yeah, you are. But it's cool. Let's just not see each other anymore.
Sarina: *giggle* You were very *snicker* brave, honey.
Lister: Aww, thank you. <3
GRADUATION TIME.
Sarina: Hugging you feels like hugging a wall.
Of course Party Boy Rimmer gets the cap-and-gown affair. Hey Judah!
The party was a smashing success. I don't know why. Everyone just milled around the lot for hours.
Judah: You're my future daughter in law, huh? Man, you're bangin'!
Judah: Let me be the first to welcome you into the groovy folds of the Dork Legacy.
Q: I HATE YOU, MOST USELESS SON.
Q: I hate you, too.
Q: FLOWERS? You're talking to me about FLOWERS?!
Judah: She's a bitch, but I like kissing her! :D
Q: I don't even know why you're TALKING to me! Go use up someone else's air.
Kristin: MOM, stop CHEATING!
Q: KRISTIN, stop being such a LOSER!
Sarina: Happy place...with bunnies...and fluffy clouds...!
Dude, Judah, I am TRYING to take a picture.
Um, Rimmer, wrong girl.
I only saved this because of Alfred in the background. :D
Ta-da! Nice suit.
Everyone was all huddled up here. It was kind of weird.
Then, as Lister was calling his taxi and Rimmer was leaving in his...
Dun.
DUN.
DUHHHHHH!
I facepalmed so hard. Because, OF COURSE, the person with the best relationship score JUST DROVE OFF.
STEPHEN I WILL INVENT NEW AND TERRIBLE THINGS TO DO TO YOUR GRAVE.
Don't just pout, Nate! PLEAD!
Oh, yeah, Lister grew up. Here he is, going on the taxi. Yay. Back to business.
Nate: OH PLEEEEEASE! PLEASE DON'T TAKE HER AWAY! PLEASE!
Nate: Preeeettty pleeease?! Can you say no to this face?
I guess he couldn't.
Nate: Haha, take THAT, death!
Alexis: Hey, I'm alive!
Death: YES, I KNOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN.
Alexis: Thanks for saving me, Nate.
Nate: No problem. See you at weddings!
Oh. YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS.
Yeah, that taxi? Lister's in that taxi, driving off. CURSES.
Jocelyn: PLEEEEASE! DON'T TAKE HER AWAY! CAN YOU SAY NO TO THIS FACE?
Ack! I could...
At first, I thought she'd lost...
But thank God she didn't! :O
Sarina: Aww, hey, thanks for saving me!
Jocelyn: What just happened?
Needless to say, I got everyone else out of there as quickly as possible.
(Nice butt!)
And that's IT. Thank GOD. I wrote these past three updates in an eight hour stretch on my day off. Yes, I am a loser. Anyway, next up: spares updates, and back to the legacy house! :D