The Dork Legacy 5.6
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
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[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 ]
College.
Awww. FINE, I'll buy you a goddamn painting.
Janus: OH GOD THERE'S NO FOOD IN THIS HOUSE.
Alexis: *eats pizza*
Alexis: And I'm from tha 'hood, where tha bitches come to play!
Kristin: Right on, white girl.
Random Party Guest: Hey ugly! :D
Dormie: I don't mind that she doesn't find me attractive, but is the titty twister really necessary?
HAI JOCELYN.
Sigh.
Oh, sure, FINE, you'll do THIS...
Oh, poor Janus. If only there had been a pizza box right on that table in front of him.*
*There was.
Cheerleader: Now your friend is dead!
Now he's dead and gone!
Now you must stop crying
And move on on on!
GoooOOooo STARVATION! :DD
Lister and Jocelyn get straight to the "moving on" part of that.
Nice exercise wear.
Jocelyn also moves in! Hooray!
Beautiful. Unfortunately, Lister is still engaged to Jasmin, so I lock his want to propose to Jocelyn and figure I'll deal with it later.
I don't even know.
I got tired of Kristin not having chemistry with anybody, so I sent this guy to STRANGLE HER.
RAAAR!
No, I just had her drink a ReNuYu thingy to change her turn ons.
And not a moment too soon!
Oh dear God yes.
Meanwhile...
Hey look, it's the chick who rejected Kristin earlier. Haha, your face is stuck!
Woo!
DOUBLE WOO. FINALLY.
Oh shit.
OMFGRHEWUIOTRW ARE YOU SERIOUS?! SO FREAKING CUTE!
Can you tell I installed AL? Trust me, the Lazy/YA anim fixes was definitely missed until it was updated.
D'awwww.
In celebration of getting AL, I put one of those little performance podiums down, assuming it would be a place for my sims to freestyle or whatever...but...
OH HOLY SHIT THAT IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR! *DELETES*
Uh, sure, alien Chinese food delivery guy.
His name is Orson. The entire Greek House is obsessed with him.
But he only has eyes for Rimmer.
College.
Heehee. I love messy sims. Sometimes.
Cat: Haha, he's asleep.
Nate: Zzzz.
Awww, ain't they cute?
Awww duuuuude, you're not seriously gonna eat that?!
Genius.
Lazy genius.
Guess who Kristin is calling? Hint, look at the floor.
Also, dance spam:
It's like B.E.T. but better!
Kyle: *weeps*
Kristin: *grooves*
YAAAY. No flu for me! :D
...Just food poisoning. *facepalm*
Lister: FUCK YOU, MACADAMIA NUT COOKIES.
At this point I apparently FAILED to get pictures of Cat dropping out of college because he'd, in fact, been turned into a vampire during a HUGE community outing. He also just wanted to spend more time *~alone~* with Wyatt. So he won't show up much anymore until his spares update.
Nate is also a Romance sim, can you tell? I forget the name of that dormie, but he also lives here. I'm going to call him Stephen.
ASDFGFWKO ADORABLE. But so very glitchy.
Jocelyn: WAAAAH THIS GUY IS THROWING UP IN MY WAAAAY!
Tiny Shivering Puppy: Baroo?
You know, I took this picture to make you guys feel all bad about him...but it backfired on me.
I had to build him his own room. -.- But he got put up for adoption soon afterwards due to starvation. College kids shouldn't have pets.
Lister: HAHAHAHA it's fucking freezing. :D
Jocelyn: *frozen to bubble blower*
Wouldja look at all that snow.
Janus is an asshole ghost.
Stephen: My heart feels funny.
Stephen: Ohshit.
WTF CHEERLEADER. YOU ARE AN ILL OMEN.
Janus: Ha! Hah! I'm a tool!
Note to self: ghosts make death's cloak invisible. O.o
Cheerleader: Gimme a D! Gimme an E! Gimme an A! Gimme...a...uh...THUH!
Cheerleader: PRAISE THE GOD OF DEATH!
...You're not invited to my parties anymore.
Wow. So...obNOXious.
Blue doesn't suit you, dear.
O.o
Hai Sarina. Good job there.
Rimmer just LOVES when bad things happen to him.
Stephen is an asshole ghost too.
I gave Nate a more appropriately gay makeover.
He has a seriously potent belch.
I love this interaction. My sims actually do it all the time, but this is the first time I've gotten pictures.
Lister: I dunno, man...who am I gonna marry?
Me: Don't look at me. I was hoping you'd decide.
PENGUIN. Also, notice that there is snow on its bottom jaw. Nice, Maxis.
Charming.
Lister: I HATE YOU FOR NO REASON.
Joceyln (hours later): Waaah, he hates me for no reason!
Kristin got a new 'do! And some juggling skills!
LOL, is this new?