The Dork Legacy 5.5, University!
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
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[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 ]
Please excuse any weirdness/unfunniness/disjointedness. I am very sick.
Last update:
Mumbles the cockatoo was inducted into the family. Q was assaulted by a red haired guy who she met once downtown. The kids became teens! Kristin had a great ass. Lister met the first of many women I have been tempted to pair him with. The Dorks adopted Boo the cat. And then everyone went to college!
Which is going to be fun. I played them through the whole thing this time. So lots of updates!
Let's meet their dormmates, shall we?
This is Sarina! I think she is gowjus.
This is...er...Alexis! Also pretty!
This is Janus, I think?
I don't know this guy's name because I never spoke to him again. But holy point eared dormies, batman!
Yes, that is a +500. Yes. She is now in her jimjams. My little Kristin is a real Pleasure sim! <3
The red-head there is Wyatt. Cat pounced on him the moment he zoned onto the lot.
Cat: Hey! I'm beautiful, and you're beautiful! We should go on a date!
Wyatt: Yeah, okay.
A quick look at Wyatt's wants...
And Cat's, in contrast. Nice.
Lister: THIS ISN'T FUN I'M NOT HAVING FUUUN! D:
Lister: College isn't fun! Can I please go home?! DX
No. You're heir. Heirs finish college.
SO CUTE. <3 This is one of the pictures taped to the mirror from TSS (I think).
Oh hell yes.
Cat is in love.
And I am in love with this interaction.
These two don't waste time.
At all.
Wyatt: Ohmigawwww, is this seriously a diamond?
Stupid Dormie: HAHA I HATE COLLEGE.
SD: I KICKED OVER THE GARBAGE AND NOBODY CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! >D
Suddenly Fat Dormie: Huh? What happened? D:
Suddenly Also A Vampire Dormie: What's going on here? D:
Stupid Fat Vampire Dormie: The sun! I must flee!
Vengeful Me: Heeeheehee. >D
Good fleeing you did there.
Cat: Has anyone ever met this chick before?
I just like this realistic hangout type setup. Heh.
Cat: I dunno, I liked their older stuff better. Now they're kind of sellouts.
Um.
Stupid Fat Vampire Dormie: I'm meeeeltinggg!
Death: EXCUSE ME, MORTAL, BUT YOU'RE IN MY WAY.
Cat: What am I sitting in?
Wyatt: Ohmigawww that girl seriously needs, like, some Febreeze or something!
Kristin: Oh that's nasty.
Death: SERIOUSLY, YOU TWO, SHE'S DEAD. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT HER TO SMELL LIKE?
Here's their new rental property! :D I didn't build it - it's the Drowned Lady house from MTS2. I just edited it a little bit.
Kristin: MOVING TO NEW PLACES MAKES MY HAT BLUE. THIS ENRAGES ME.
Remember her? I had Lister call her up and invite her over. This is how he greeted her.
And this was what she did immediately afterwards.
And then this. Well. That was easy.
So I figured, no point wasting a good thing.
Her name is Jasmine, by the way.
Man. Earth girls are easy.
Very easy.
HELL YEAH I DO! And now begins the hunt for slaves pledges!
Holy crap, Zombie streaker!
Dear Maxis: why couldn't you put this much effort into all of your skintones?
Kristin: Fellow college student! Would you like to join our Greek House? We have many books here...Perfect for the studious pursuit of an education!
Dormie: ...
Kristin: We also have fun activities for recreational purposes! Here, catch the ball (bitch)!
Dormie: OH GOD I CAN'T.
Dormie: This Greek House sucks.
Lister: Wanna join our Greek House?
Zombie Streaker Babe From Mars: Sorry, dude, I want to see the world.
No comment.
Alfred: Holy shit, that zombie is naked!
Me: What happened to "holy shit, that chick is a zombie?"
I'd just like everyone to know that all my townies are gay. But especially Alfred here.
Alfred: Oh, sweetheart, you know I love roses!
Cat: Awesome! Wanna join our Greek House?
Cat: I really think you'd...fit in here.
Nerdy Guy: SNORT! Heh heh, hey guysh! Would I fit in here?
Cat: No.
Alfred: You mean, you want me to be your pledge? And I have to obey your every command? Oh, count me in!
Cat: I got this rose especially for you, my darling Nate...
Nate: SQUEEEE I LOVE ROSES!
Kristin: Oh that is some ol' BULLshit.
LOL I love her all ready.
Cat: You know...we've got a little Greek House thing going on. Want to be my slave?
Nate: Oooh, wow...
See? All gay.
Cat is definitely the best recruiter of the bunch.
Jasmin: lolol, you're even hotter now.
Kristin: Did you hear what Rimmer just did?
Jasmin: Not interested.
Kristin: I want a friend.
Rimmer: If I get you drunk, will you sleep with me?
For a minute I was afraid that Cat had come down with Chris Warwick Syndrome. But this was apparently an isolated incident.
That was quick. Nice hair, Nate. A ponytail to a buzz cut? Real consistant.
Rimmer: Mind if I just cup your boob here?
Hey Kristin! Someone likes you!
Okay then. Note to self: someone liking Kristin causes the world to break.
Yeah. Okay then.
These are Lister's fireflies. They died after a few hours, but continued to glow for the entire four years of college.
Yeah...I don't even know what to make of this one.
Uh, Lister? That happened a while ago. COME ON GUYS, THIS IS A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD. IT CAN'T BE GLITCHED ALL READY.
A+ student, she is.
It's good to see Lister inherited his mother's blind rage.
Cat: My boyfriend is a supervillain...sometimes he's so hot it scares me!
Me: Oh, hey! Kristin! Someone -
Kristin: *ZOOM*
Me: - likes you.
...*waits for game to break.*
Game: *doesn't.*
Me: Okay. Carry on.
YES YOU GOTTA. HUG HER.
This isn't gonna be easy.
Remember Alexis from earlier? She and Rimmer get on like an opera house on fire, actually.
See?
Okay wtf? NEW NEIGHBORHOOD GUYS. NOT BROKEN.
And Nate moves in! He's going to be the Greek House placeholder for this generation. :D
Rimmer: Ugh, I hate that one girl!
Nate: Yes, Rimmer, show me your rage! Perfect!
Nate: Just perfect.
Toga party time! Be prepared to see everyone in togas a lot. They have a party like every freaking day because Mr. Popularity here keeps rolling wants for them.
Party not fun enough for you, Sarina? You have to do some homework to get your fun bar up before you Smustle? Square.
This place is really starting to look lived-in. Unfortunately I don't think I got sufficient pictures of it, but by the end of their college experience, almost every square was full of punch cups, chips bags, chinese food boxes, rotting slices of pizza, you name it. I'm actually surprised no one died by flies.
They're getting grades, too, btw.
Kristin is the lone saving angel of the house, with her 10 neat points. Everyone else has 4 or less.
Cheerleader: Vada sooba trocks! Vada sooba coral!
Rimmer: This is better than TV.
Cheerleader: Vada bayga dooba and a - oh, look, I hate this job, you don't mind if I stop, do you? My arms are rotting off.
I decided to take everyone outside for a change! Rimmer needed a new mate, because at some point in here, I realised that Jasmin was just the female version of Judah. Yeah, no thanks.
I had Lister's eyes set on this lovely lady.
Lister: Look...you should just leave town, if you know what's best for you.
But after an hour of Macro > Socialize Friendly, they had a -15 relationship.
Hey, look, it's Q's friend Towel Lady! But she's wearing clothing this time!
Towel Girl: YOUR HAIR IS BIG AND FLUFFY LIKE A CLOUD!
She and Lister got on fairly well...
But she had to go to class.
This picture makes me laugh. Kristin, why does your butt have words on it?
Lister: You totally make me hard, baby!
Yeah. They didn't hit it off, either.
Oooh hello there! This is Jocelyn.
Lister: I could break all the bones in your hand! :D
Jocelyn: Ha ha ha...ha? Uh...
Lister: So...do you think I'm cute?
Jocelyn: Ooh yes, I love a man with too much time on his hands! <3
Wow. Nerdy guy from earlier has a kick-ass name.
This is Sunday Baxter, yet another possible spouse for Lister.
Lister: Just so you know, you can't be as awesome as me. Not allowed.
Sunday: UGH, you're such a JERK!
Lister has a way with the ladies.
Remember that guy earlier? He wasn't Janus. This is Janus. Kristin doesn't like him. But he's moving in!
TOGA PARTY, UR DOIN IT...KINDA.
I can't believe Rimmer is smoother with the opposite sex than Lister.
Rimmer: Just workin' the old Ace Rimmer charm, lickety split!
Alexis moved in! This is her makeover. She's a fox.
Kristin: Seriously, all this PDA is making me sick.
Rimmer: OH GOD A FIRE! +4,000!
Whoa! Holy crap, Alexis!
You are a freakin' FIERCE ASS DORMIE.
That's the end of this update! And now I have a question for you! I have the next two updates shot, edited and written...should I post them all now, or wait a week in between like with regular updates? If there are enough people that want them posted right away, then I'll do it tomorrow. Otherwise, I'll space them out. ^_^