The Dork Legacy 5.4
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
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[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 |4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 ]
Warnings: There is a very vulgar cockatoo under the cut.
Last time, Hillary and Isaac Spicoli made appearances, the four toddlers became children and went on a field trip with their grampa Roman, wherein Lister chatted up a bunch of girls 20 years older than he was. brilliantcat's self-sim laid claim to one of the Dorks' chairs, and got wasted in the nude, while the funky naked headmaster let everyone into private school.
In short, nothing much happened last time.
Awww, look, they love each other!
Cat: What the hell are you two doing?! *gaming enthusiasm*
Ugh. The whole house wanted to get a stupid bird. So I got them a stupid bird.
Meet Mumbles (can you sense a theme with the pets' names recently?)
Mumbles: RRRAAAWK! THEY CALL ME MUMBLES BECAUSE I'M VERY QUIET! SCREEEE!
Mumbles: FUCKIN' WOMRAT, SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE SO GODDAMN LOUD!
There is really no point to this picture. loli baeks muffins.
I don't know what these two talk about when they slow dance...but it seems to be intense.
YES. YOU'RE HOME. I GET IT.
This is so cute, I don't even want to stop them. <3
Rowr! Yes, I will definitely ask you questions...about science...>D
Lister: CATCH THE BALL, BITCH!
Hobby Lady: I CAN'T OH GOD.
I was worried that cans of kick-butt might be opened at any moment, so I sent everyone home.
Q: I'm gonna beat you so bad, you'll have to eat soup through a straw!
Roman: Oh yeah?
Q: You won't even be able to eat parfaits!
Roman: HAH! BRING IT!
Roman: Heeheehee, while she's away, I'll cheat! >D
3 Hours Later...
Roman: Aww, this is boring now. D:
GlaDos: Now, Avian Subject Mumbles, say: "World domination!"
GlaDos: Say: "Oil price premiums!"
GlaDos: Say: "Always have safe sex!"
Mumbles: FUCK YEAH I AM FREE! NOW I WILL FLY SILENTLY AS AN OWL AND LAND ON SHIT!
GlaDos: :D I had nothing to do with this. :D
SO. AWESOME.
And speaking of...!
Q: Thanks for taking care of the house, GlaDos.
GlaDos: I am so pleased to help that I did not even burn your house. I did not even burn your food. I did burn your leaves, and one of your neighbors, but I did not burn your house.
Q: ...I'll take what I can get.
This was just a pretty picture. There is no other point to it.
And this just made me giggle.
Cat loves Mumbles. I'm...not sure why.
Rimmer: *smug look*
Lister and Kristin take turns showing off for one another.
Q: Hey! Blue-eyed guy! Remember me, you saw me once across the street at community lot before I met my husband? Want to come over?
He did want to come over. And this was the first thing he did.
Q: What are you doing?
Q: MMMFF MFFFFMMMM!!
Cat: That's not my MOM that dad's kissing! D:
Me: Uh. Wrong parent, dude.
Q: Heh. Heh. Uh...that was very nice...uh...
Jack Sadler: Jack.
Q: . But uh...let's do something else. Like...toss a football around!
Q: CATCH THE FOOTBALL, BITCH!
Jack: Oh God, I'm going to die.
Jack: She's...trying to kill me! >(
Q: Whoopsie! :D Hehe, guess I don't know my own strength! :D
Kristin: I am so never playing catch with mom.
I'd say he cleans up pretty well! Please to get those gorgeous cheekbones in my legacy.
Q: Well. Maybe I could give you a chance. Tell me your thoughts on the wonder that is Grilled Cheese.
Jack: Oh, I didn't know you were a Grilled Cheesus freak! Don't talk to me about that shit!
Q: HEATHEN! CHEESUS DIED FOR US! WHEN YOU EAT GRILLED CHEESE, IT HIS IS FLESH! AND TOMATO BASIL SOUP IS HIS BLOOD! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Sure, the ONE TIME he doesn't do the I'm-home dance. DDDD:
Hello, surprisingly hot child! His name is Bastian. I'll bet you five bucks he has a wish dragon.
Haha, oh yeah, birthdays. >.> Here's Rimmer!
OH GOD THE EYES. I mean, here's Lister!
Kristin!
And Cat!
Kristin's FIERCE makeover!
And her re-makeover, because I wanted to use this hair. Also, badonkadonk.
Lister seems to find his makeover pleasing.
Lister: I AM A HARD ASS NIGGA, YO!
Lister: Hi mom I love you! :D
A-dorable.
Rimmer's makeover!
Roman: Oooh isn't this fun! I love all the neat stuff you kids do these days! :DDD
And Cat's makeover! He still loves Mumbles.
Mumbles: WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS GUY GET SO FUCKING BIG?
I'm not going to take pictures of every time they max a skill, because they do it A LOT.
Ahahahaha oh shit. I also checked them with ACR, revealing that Kristin and Cat are both bi. The other two are fags, though. But with respect to Lister's namesake, I made him like girls instead. Everyone else I left as is.
Because this girl is GETTING IN MY LEGACY.
Roman: Oh, that's just FASCINATING! Tell me more!
Me: ...?
Q: Well, you see, when a mommy walrus and a daddy walrus love each other very much...
Me: ...!
LOL. I eventually decided to remove the gloves. Even though LOL.
Lister: Please give me a man woman for me to love and hold and raise goats in Fiji with!
Awww.
Lister: Uh...yeah, so, now that I've gotten a good look at you...can I give you a makeover?
Elizabeth Ng: Yeah, let's do that.
I actually think she's really pretty. <3
Lister: Let's go steady?
Elizabeth: Sure! <3
Dude, are you sure you don't have more important things to worry about?
Next time, on Dancing With The Sims...
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...*FACEPALM*
Flora Samuels: Tee hee! Why is everyone on the ground?
Flora: I better get into this pool of water so I don't burn up like them! :D
GlaDos: It seems you have undergone heat-related trauma. I did warn you not to look into the operational end of the gun...
Q: Where the hell am I, and why am I pink?
GlaDos: *sploosh!*
Margaret: Whuh? Huh? Roman, I said not on my face! Oh...what's going on?
GlaDos: *splosh*
Flora: Tee hee! This rock is in my head! How silly! :D
Judah: YOO HOO! I'M HOME! HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO!
Judah's Coworker: Does he do this every day?
Me: Yes. -.-
I gave his coworker a makeover. This was literally the best I could do. And she still looks like Bert.
Flora: Tee. Hee? At least my skin matches my eyes...*passes out*
GlaDos: *sploosh* ...*Sigh.*
Margaret: You're so hot, I may swoon!
Me: Actually, you're BOTH so hot you BOTH might swoon. Go drink some lemonade like I told you! D<
Flora: You dumped water on me! I know jiu jutsu!
GlaDos: Very good. You may now leave the testing area.
Flora: lol, I look a test? :D
GlaDos: Good Aperture Science Administrator! That girl is unfortunate!
Rimmer's taken up the drums.
But only because the violin is taken. >.<
AND IT'S THAT HONKY TONK BADONKADONK!
SHE'S GOT IT GOIN' ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
Roman: Oh dear, I seem to have...leaked.
Roman: That makes me...a real OLD MAN! :D Hooray!
Margaret: Congratulations, dear. :D
Roman: I R SLEEPY, WAT I DO?
Margaret: How on earth did he survive University?
Me: One word, Margaret. Macrotastics.
Sigh.
So, when Judah got home the next day, I was severely baffled to see that not only had his coworker gotten demoted (how do you get demoted from Superhero?), but she'd also gotten rid of her lovely makeover! And then I checked his friends. There are two of them. >.<
GlaDos: Subject Rimmer, I like you better than Subject Lister. He is unlovable.
Rimmer: You hear that, Listy? I'm lovable. And you're not!
GlaDos: I did not say you were lovable. Merely that you were superior to Subject Lister.
Rimmer: Good enough.
Elsewhere, these two have found the bar.
How do you feel about this development, Jumbles?
Jumbles: I HAVEN'T EATEN IN TWO DAYS FEED MEEEE! D:
I. Give. Up.
Q: HEEHEE! OH HEEHEE INDEED! :D
Adora-Belle: BITCH AH HERD YOU GIGGLIN'!
Everyone in the Picture: *MAD FACE*
Q: Yeah, well YOU LOOK FUNNY, OKAY?
Adora-Belle: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Q: Did you just call me smart? :D
Adora-Belle Grrr...
Adora-Belle: No, but if you ARE smart, you'll stay the HELL away from me, or I will POKE you in the BOOB.
Ah, memories.
Cute, or creepy?
Kristin: I got an A+. :D
Ugly Kid: OH DAMN THAT BOY IS GRODY.
Rimmer: I CAN'T DO MY HOMEWORK WITH THIS CREEPY ROBOT STARING AT ME!
GlaDos: I'm here to teach you how to complete your assignments.
Roman: Oooh, wow, what happened to your face? Did a cougar eat it and then vomit it back onto your head?
Nice one!
Roman: No one says my grandson is grody and gets away with it. :)
Judah: WOO! LOOK AT ME! WHO GOT THE FLU?! ME! I DID! AND I'VE GOT SOME FOR EVERYBODY! :DD
Me: D:
NOT YOU TOO.
This kitty was adorable.
AND SHE HAD THE CUTEST NAME EVER. So I sent Q out to woo her!
It worked! Also, it rhymed.
Boo: Where'd muh tail go?
These two both had a want to sing with someone else. So I made them sing together. >D
Er...you're doing it wrong.
What's that sound? Is it...UNIVERSITY TIME? I think it may be!
Judah: Ah. Here we are. Sim State U.
Kristin: Yep.
Judah: Grrr, how DARE my daughter dress like such a skank?
Judah: Hey, pumpkin?
Kristin: Yeah, dad?
Judah: DON'T DO THE SEX WITH BOYS, OKAY? JUST DON'T DO IT. DX
Judah and Kristin: *waves!*
Streaker: *is a zombie*
Here's Kristin's gorgeous Uni makeover. She looks so much like her mom.
She still has the ass, if you're wondering.
Rimmer!
Lister!
And Cat, who I gave a *~fabulous~* makeover to. <3
Well, that would be the end of this update! Hopefully you enjoyed it! Next up is their time at Uni (two years in and I haven't cheated yet! :D That's how much fun this is!), and Lister's desperate search for a girlfriend who isn't his dad.