The Dork Legacy 5.1
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[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
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[ 5.0 ]
* Adopt-A-Dork page has been updated! *
*Also, check out the spares post! *
Last time, Uni ended with my neighborhood exploding and me losing pictures of it. So we began anew with Q as heir in the new neighborhood, Errata Heights. She visited a clothing store which involved many fights, most between a greaser and an old lady. And she met Judah, a nice young man who she got on well with.
And now, we begin.
It still creeps me out when she does this.
Q: Oh hey, Judah! Remember me, the stinky girl from the store? You wanna maybe hang out tonight?
Judah: You're soft to hug!
BFFS.
Q: I know I just invited you to visit, but how about you move in?
Judah: Can I go get my stuff?
Q: No. You can never leave this house again.
This is what he had in his pockets. A lamp, a rug, a fishtank, and a plant. >.>
MAKEOVER'D. Ignore the line on the neck. It's the outfit that does it, but I just love that outfit.
Karaoke is like, their favourite thing.
Judah is so FREAKIN ADORABLE.
*melts*
Why, yes, that is the sun in the background. They did, in fact, karaoke ALL night.
These two were up to other things.
Oh great. He's one of those ones. >.<
Q: Look, this might seem a bit sudden, haha, but I've got you something...it's around here somewhere, haha...
Er, excusing the fact that I didn't get a picture of the ring, he accepted.
Yeah. That's how I roll. >.> Shortly afterwards, Q got invited on an outing! The joy!
This is the woman who invited her. Pardon me, slightly demonic and dark-skinned Maria Bello lookalike...but towels are NOT acceptable evening wear.
This was not part of her group. Which is perhaps fortunate for Judah, because this guy is GETTING IN THIS LEGACY.
These bubbles were the most interesting part of the outing, however, which was quite sad, considering that they didn't show up until Q got home.
I lol every time I see this picture.
I then decided to check in on Margaret.
Judah: You know...I'm only engaged to your daughter. We're not married yet. So maybe we could...
Margaret: OH HELL NO, DON'T TOUCH ME!
Judah: But you were the one who came to bed with me...
Margaret: Fuck you, it wasn't for THAT. I just wanted to hang out with my future son in law in my undies! GAH! Pervert! *kicks*
Judah: What am I marrying into? :(
Margaret: Fucking bullshit pervert trying to seduce me...
HAH HAH HAH.
Cry, wussy, cry!
Can you tell I've been cheated on before, lol?
Dude, seriously, keep it in your pants or I'mma call that hot blue eyed guy.
Q: Hey sweetie <3 I'm home from work.
Judah: Which one are you? Oh, Q! Hi dear.
Er, awww, I think.
Thanks, towel lady!
Judah: Let's roleplay. I'll be Hef and you be the poor girl who's always wanted to be a bunny...
Q: Actually, I wanna go on vacation. Right now. Get up.
Judah: Dude, marrying into a legacy rocks. You're dirt poor, single, hanging out at the local dives looking for someone - anyone! And then, in exchange for a little bit of craziness, you get to live in a mansion, go on all-expenses-paid vacations, never have to work if you don't want to...and if you play your cards right, sleep with everyone in the house! :D
Me: ...Aren't you a family sim?
Anyway, off to Three Lakes!
This is their hotel.
And this is Q's vacation face. O.o
I've mentioned lately that my NPC's are awesome, yes?
Vacation picture time!
Masseur: And then you throw the severed arm at the target! A bullseye means you win!
Q: I like this vacation.
The slapdance is my favourite thing ever. I want to learn it in real life.
They both picked it up almost immediately.
Yes! Bigfoot time! But first, to care for some needs.
Q: Dude, you're hogging all the sinks!
They took a taxi back to the hotel, and wouldn't you know? When Q gets out of the taxi (in the street), she crosses to the OTHER SIDE, walks to the edge, and takes the crosswalk. Traffic violations r srs bznss.
Judah: You know, I bet we could hire a cameraman for this.
*lullaby plays*
Citizens of Three Lakes take privacy very seriously, as you can see.
I'm not gonna bother bitching about this, because I always hit random on trips and quads anyway. :P
I LOVE how sims change into their formal wear to play piano now. LOVE IT.
Okay, NOW Bigfoot time!
Their first conversation doesn't go so well, so I have them fish together instead.
Second conversation isn't so hot either. Seriously! Who the hell DOESN'T get along with Bigfoot?
So I had Judah try. And still, no luck. All minuses. By the end of the night, they both had like -15 with him. >.<
Did I mention she was pregnant?
Because she is. And it's worse than Margaret.
So I have to send them home a day early. >.<
Yeah. Q's pretty bad at pregnancy.
Judah: I feel as though this is somehow my fault...*worryworry*
Hours later...
Q: What happened? Are we home yet? Did I fall asleep on the shuttle?
Oh yeah, funny story. I apparently forgot to marry Bilbo and Shelby. I noticed it when I saw "Fall in Love" in his wants panel.
The first try didn't...er...didn't go too well.
Shelby: From forth my chest I project you a shiny geometric object!
Shelby: And also, want to get married?
Bilbo: Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
Shelby: lol, I'm having deja vu.
Bilbo: This does seem slightly familiar. Must be a glitch in the Matrix.
Ah, old people.
Judah: OH YEAH! WHO'S AWESOME!?! I AM! I'M AWESOME! I MADE IT HOME FROM WORK!
Judah: Now if only I'd gotten promoted...
Q: OH YEAH, WHO'S - Oh, wait, ow, this doesn't feel right! HEY!
Q: WHOA. What kind of a promotion did I just GET?
This kid is awesome. I was going to invite him in, but then he ran. He ran so far away. He ran so far away.
NOOOO SHELBYYYYYYY!! YOU CAN'T GO! I'm NOT READY. D:
Shelby. Adorable to the last.
Q: :| My gramma just died.
Q: Time to DANCE! :D
Judah takes out his grief on the violin.
And Q drowns her sorrows in grilled cheese.
Literally drowns them.
Bilbo: My granddaughter is asleep in that sandwich.
Bilbo: *om* I can see why...this is delicious!
Q: Hey, is this Quill? Hi! We met when you were beating up that old lady? Yeah, it's me. Yeah, the hot one. Wanna hang out?
I missed the second pop, but look! Cute maternity clothes! I couldn't let her wear heels while pregnant. Dear god.
Q: Heeeey, nice to see you again!
Me: Is that a swastika on his jacket? D:
Quill: She's pretty hot. :D
Q: Dude, you've been talking for like...almost twenty seconds. Give me a turn.
Quill: Bitch, you did NOT just say that to me.
Q: But if I talk, it'll be about grilled cheese! Which is way more awesome than whatever you were saying! :D
Q: Cuz like, it gets all melty on the inside, and crunchy on the outside, and it's extra good with a slice of tomato!
Quill: Shutupshutupshutupshutup! You're making me really really hungry!
Me: ...*really wants grilled cheese now. D:*
What a rebel. He doesn't even need a chair. STICK IT TO THE MAN.
Margaret: Where'd you meet that guy? Prison?
Quill: Her baby is squishing my solar plexus...
Thank you for at least not doing your little song-and-dance.
Bilbo: But...but I wasn't done balleting...
I almost missed Margaret aging, also. But we'll get back to that.
Death: HEY THERE BIG BOY. COME HITHER.
Bilbo: Er...I'm not sure I'm okay with that. I don't even know what gender you are...
Bilbo: :O I LOVE TIKI DRINKS!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Roman: OH GOD IT'S HIDEOUS, I CAN'T LOOK! *peeks*
Anyway, back to Margaret. I think she pulls off the sexy librarian look quite well. :D
Roman: My father would have wanted this. I need to continue in his pirouetting footsteps.
That's a lot of knowledge sims.
Can someone PLEASE tell me why exercise is making my sims fat? D:
Roman: WHOA! You look different!
Margaret: Shut up and kiss me! Ya whippersnapper.
Roman: This rocks! Cougar attack!
Fine, I give up.
Hey Tara! FOUNDING GENERATION, HOLLA!
I found Q sitting in my favourite part of the house. <3 So I took a picture. Also, makeover!
Q: A lot of my loved ones have died lately...
Q: Braaaaaaaap!
Uh, thanks! We sure do deserve that. All that arduous excellence treading and whatnot.
She's just being modest. She just maxed all skills.
Q: Dude, how come you get to be Kirby? Can't you be Jigglypuff?
Judah: HAHA, OWNED, BITCH!
Q: *seethes*
Q: FUCK YOU, DON'T GIVE ME THAT CONTROLLER IS BROKEN BULLSHIT!
Judah: Oh yeah? Don't believe me? You play with this piece of crap!
Q: Aww, it really is broken.
Q and Judah: Yay! We beat the other team! :D
Which reminds me. They should get married. And what's the point of having $166k* if you can't have a decent wedding?
* and that's only in this hood. They had over $500k back in Kokoto.
lol.
LOL, awesome outfit, Judah.
Judah: Do you, Maria the nun, take me, Captain Von Trapp to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Q: Um...yes?
You may now kiss the...bride...
Wedding guests spam!
Kes, Janeway and Tucker's daughter.
Quill, looking very dapper.
Lulu, who may or may not be lucid at the moment.
Lucius, the hot server.
Roman.
Yuna.
Geordi.
Zoid Spicoli.
Dante.
Margaret, carrying on the tradition of the Mrs. Claus formal wear to the wedding.
Margaret: There's something there on your shirt...
Margaret: oh wait lol its ur chest!
Dude, Quill, you and old ladies just don't get on, do you?
Naturally the only teenager finds the pineapple first.
Kes: So. We meet again, underaged drinking. How are you? Besides ILLEGAL.*
*Clone High. Cancelled MTV show. You want to see it.
Q: HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE.
Judah: This is the entire reason I wanted to get married.
Judah: LOL BEST WIFE EVAR.
Q: Oh man...that cake did NOT agree with me!
Note the fire in the background?
GladOS started it, but I didn't get pictures, and no one stuck around to watch. D:
But instead we get to watch mother and child burn.
Q: Here, GladOS, can you take him for a second?
GladOS: Absolutely. I love children.
GladOS: Hello, little human. You and I are going to get along just fine.
If you were wondering where Judah is during his wife's birthing? He's here. At the far corner of the lot. Hiding in the pine trees with his drink. A+.
Time to meet the kids! This is Cat!
This is Lister!
Rimmer! Note that no one is holding him. Playing favourites all ready, are they?
And this WOULD have been Kryten, except...it's a girl. So instead it's Kristin. :D And yes, that is a shoutout.
And also, I searched the entire internet trying to make sure I was spelling your name right, and I'm still not positive. >.<
It would appear I forgot to set the family ties between those two. How...lovely.
Zoid disapproves.
Oh this is off to a great start.
I just love the pose with the outfit. :D
Everyone wanted to adopt a kitten. So I thought, ah hell, why not? And yes, that's another Red Dwarf reference.
NO.
delicate flower, etc etc.
GladOS: SUCCESS! I have completed the game Portal!
GladOS: However, we may now be having an Aperture Science (Emotion Emulation Division) Existential Crisis. :(
You guys are VERY lucky that I didn't hear a jingle.
Kind of awww.
Q: Oh shit.
Also, please note everyone in the room hating on Rimmer.
Q likes Kristin the best. <3
And that seems like a good place to end it, considering those are all the pictures I have. :D See you next week! And since I haven't said this in 57283 posts, constructive criticism is always welcome!