The Dork Legacy 5.2
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 |4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 ]
Sure, leave the grandparents with all the babies. LOL.
Did I mention Quill asked Q on an outing? He did!
This beautiful red-haired, red-eyed Willoughby clone also came with!
So did she. She's making a funny face, but she's just gorgeous.
Guess it's attractive night at the 50's diner.
Uh...guys? I'm not really sure what you're doing, but I'm pretty sure it's not nice.
Yeah, you can probably be in my legacy.
Q: Do I HAVE to talk to him?
Me: Dude, it's YOUR want.
Quill: *whisper whisper*
Q: Oh, uh huh?
...What exactly were you two whispering about there? D:
Mrs. Crumplebottom: HOW DARE YOU DEFLOWER THAT INNOCENT YOUNG THING!
Quill: Seriously, why do all old ladies hate me?
Q: Actually, he didn't deflower me. I'm a married mother of four! :D
Crumplebottom: Oh, is that so? Here, let me knit you a stocking!
Er...yeah. I sent her home after that. >.<
Q: HEY RANDOM WALKBY!
Random Walkby: Hey crazy legacy chick!
Random Walkby: Wanna see my moves?
Judah: Hey, robot lady...you do a lot around the house. I just wanted you to know that...well, we appreciate you!
GladOS: ...Oooookay. Thank you for your gracious contribution. This shall certainly overwhelm me with happiness.
Lister: I'm overwhelmed with happiness! YAY! :D
Okay, I'll warn you. The cute you are about to experience is severe. You may wish to adjust your monitor.
Kristin!
Cat!
Rimmer! Er...Rimmer?
Q: He's taking his time. Bit of a late bloomer.
Er...ah. I see.
Roman: Why is she even putting up with that smeghead?
An hour later...
Me: ...
Q: Any moment now. Really.
ANOTHER HOUR LATER, FINALLY! Rimmer!
And, another THREE HOURS beyond that:
Roman: *TOOOT!* GO BIRTHDAYS!
Me: *head. desk.*
Judah: I feel like my father-in-law and I are really bonding! :D
Roman: *RAGE*
Judah, being the most useless Family sim ever, rolled the want to teach NURSERY RHYMES to everyone. Not potty training. Not talking. NURSERY RHYMES. But at least Cat found his true calling quickly.
Meanwhile, Q helps with the important skills in a very beautiful backdrop.
Those of you from sim_spam will recognize this picture. God, Lister is just SO CUTE.
Kristin: MAH HAND GOT STUCK IN MAH NOSE! D:
Kristin: How I get it out?
Kristin: YAY I'M FWEE AGAIN.
Dude...Cat is gonna grow up to be the Hulk. D:
SNOWWWW! SNOOOOOW! It hasn't been winter for the Dorks since my old computer decided it couldn't handle weather!
Q: I haven't cheated on you recently. Let's have sex?
Judah: Uh...okay? Why do you...Oh, nevermind.
Frankenstein definitely gets more love than she gets pictures taken.
Kristin: lol cwayon!
So, I made some new default skintone blends because I was bored. They're Louis/Ephemera/Rensim, and unfortunately I can't upload them because it's against Ren's TOS. But they're not amazingly well-made anyway.
They're darker than my other defaults (which were freakishly light), so now we can see that Q is actually slightly olive-skinned! And, she has a new makeover.
She's like a Grecian Goddess. <3
I did NOT know that swimming pools steamed up during the winter. That is SO COOL.
Judah: My snowman is lacking something. Hey Roman, what should I do with my snowman?
Roman: Make out with it! I'm off to work! :D
Lister: OM NOM SNOW.
Judah: I just...still feel like it's missing something.
Me: Dude, get your TODDLER INSIDE.
Here's Kristin with the new defaults.
And Margaret.
Rimmer wanted a womrat. So guess who's back?
It's JUMBLES.
Jumbles: Hello, and welcome to lifestyles of the rodent and Jumbly. DOWNDOWNDOWNIWANTDOWN!
Jumbles: BIGBIGBIGBIGHANDBIG. This is my home. The cage.
Jumbles: I AM WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED HERE! OHGODLETMEGOOOO! As you can see, security here is tight.
Jumbles: But the drinks are free, WATERWATERLOMLOMLOMWATER.
Jumbles: I even have my own in-home gym! WHEEEEEEEL! WHEEEEEL RUNRUNRUN WHEEEELLLLL!
Jumbles: The food is fit for a prarie dog!
Jumbles: All in all, not so bad here.
Jumbles: OH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? FEARFEARMONSTERFEARFEARFEEEEEAR!!
Jumbles: OUTOUTOUTOUTSCAREDOUT!
Thanks, Jumbles. And now, to your regularly scheduled program.
Q: lol, ur purple. I want to make a wish!
Genie: What can I grant you?
Q: Hmmm, let me think about that. What could I possibly need?
(side note: LOL @ the snow on her camera straps!)
Q: I know! How about tons of money! :D
Genie: BITCH THIS LEGACY AIN'T NEED NO MONEY! PIMP HAND STRONG!
Genie: lol jk ilu *MWAH* It is done.
Uh...wow, that's really convinient. O.o
Judah: Watching my wife pee in front of $10,000 makes me hot!
<3
Q has found the easel! Or, one of them. No one touches them! D: What happened to my artistic sims?
On an unrelated note, HOLY SHIT ROMAN. GIVE ME UR JOB PLZ.
Seriously! Ten grand A DAY?! And you only have to work Wednesdays?! Fucking count me IN!
Also, it's been a while since I did a shower scene. And Roman's gonna get all old and crusty pretty soon, so now's a good time.
Hey Frankenstein! I think she's adorable. :D
It's Hillary Spicoli! Hey hon!
Hillary: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Roman!
Roman: You know, I just inherited a TON of money not too long ago!
Hillary: *+1,000*
Oh God, she's just so cute!
Hillary: Enh!
Roman: She throws like a girl...but it's SO CUTE.
Hillary: Oh no! Oh no! It's coming at me! Eeeeek!
...Yeah. She dropped it.
Roman: You know what's expensive?
Roman: Skiing! Which is this thing, that you can do on snow...
Roman: Which comes from clouds! :D
Hillary: Oooh, you're so smart! :D
Margaret: *starts up PS3*
Hillary and Roman: Did we hear the ps3 startup noise?
Hillary: Grr! I will do my best! >)
(please note that Hillary is voiced by Talim, from Soul Calibur, in my mind.)
Hillary: Awww. I lost.
Hillary: You gave me the broken controller, didn't you?
Margaret: Suck it up, kiddo.
Ahh, my little slaves toddlers, skilling away...
Of course Lister goes straight for the musical toys. :P
Rimmer loves the blocks, and Cat is inseparable from the crayons (note his drawing is really good).
And now, for Kristin! And her amazing colour-changing blocks!
Blue!
Yellow!
Green! Also, does she not look like Aughra from the Dark Crystal in this picture? LMAO.
Q: So...I like to talk about Grilled Cheese. Actually, I kind of like everything about it.
Hillary: Hmmm, like how it's crispy on the outside, but oh-so-melty in the center?
Hillary: Or like, how good it is with a slice of tomato?
Q: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Something like that.
Q: I would have said something totally better about Grilled Cheese than that bullshit.
Hillary: Dude...lady. You're kind of a bitch.
They actually get along pretty well, despite this.
Judah: It worked! The spell to let a demon possess my body got me that promotion!
Er...yeah...as long as you're happy, Judah...*backs away*
ISAAC SPICOLI! He's a tortured artist in my game. :P
Margaret: Hello, there, dear. Come on inside, your sister's all ready here.
Margaret: Is it just you, or is it hot out here?
Oh, yeah, Roman's birthday. Right.
Roman: Come to papa, little darling...
Uh, yeah, let's lose the used-car-salesman look.
Ta-da! Ain't he cute?
Yeah. I don't normally say this about real people, much less pixels, but YUM.
Yum enough to end the update, in fact!