The Dork Legacy 5.3
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 ]
Last time: Q had a weird and short-lived love affair with our favourite old-lady-hating greaser, Quill. Rimmer, Lister, Cat, and Kristin all aged into ridiculously adorable toddlers, and the rest of the update was almost entirely toddler spam, with a cameo from Mr. Jumbles and two adorable Spicolis. Also, photobucket deleted a picture of Roman naked from the chest up. OMG MAN NIPPLES ARE AGAINST TOS.
Oh, and Roman got old.
Now that Roman has a different hairstyle, Judah is happy to take his old hand-me downs.
Roman: Along with my hairstyle, here's all my stuff, too. You might not ever be as great as me...but you can try.
Roman: Give an old man a hug!
Hillary: Nuh-uh! I know about you Romance sims!
Hillary: Probably'd try to stick it in while I wasn't looking.
Wax on...
Wax off!
Q: Was it something I said?
Q: So, I had a pretty awesome wedding party!
Isaac: I bet you did. God, she's sexy.
Isaac: Those are some dangerous curves you've got!
And now, the Isaac Am Smart presentation:
Isaac: Did you know that an object placed in water displaces an equal and opposite reaction to the theory of relativity?
Isaac: What the hell did I just say.
Judah: He's right there! THE Isaac Spicoli! Oh, he's just as hot as I'd imagined! And he's right by my feet!
Isaac: *neurons fire quietly*
This always makes me pause the game to go play with my kitties. :P
D'awww.
Yes, that's what it looks like. That's how awesome my toddlers are. Go Rimmer!
Isaac: *has been sitting here for 12 hours*
Meet the random townie that always has to show up at someone's birthday. I don't know how this happens.
And the birthdays themselves.
Cat: *does a little dance!*
Cat: *continues to dance*
Kristin: OH LAWD ALL MIGHTY, I'M FREE AT LAST!
Kristin: Now I'mma eat this cake.
Lister is an incredibly cheeky-looking child.
Rimmer, to comply with universal law, blinks for his first closeup.
The Cat is pretty cute, but very boring.
He's also very energetic! And makeover'd.
Kristin gets a haircut that I think suits her better. She looks so much like her mom.
Rimmer follows in his grandfather's footsteps. He and the violin are joined at the hip. Which is an interesting mutation.
At this point I made some changes to their backyard, inspired by simmiesworld's amazing legacy house.
Nowhere near as gorgeous as the Spicolis' backyard, but given the terrain, it was the best option.
Rimmer! Stop that! You'll never become an officer if you jump on the bed.
Cat is still obsessed with the toddler table. I think he's living in the past. Missing the good old days. Like yesterday.
Like father, like son.
Dude, I'm not even sure I want to know what you're looking at...
They're still awesome, btw.
So as a reward, I have their pajama'd grandfather take them out!
Where they meet this hottie.
And Lister shows his musical aptitude. Hint: 1 creativity point.
Dance Lady: What if I don't win the dance contest?
Me: You're the guru of dance! What the hell are you doing competing anyway?
I can see why she's worried, though. Check out those awesome moves.
Er...wrong hobby, little dude.
Cat: I'm gonna get you little buggy~! :D
In the end, Roman won the contest because Kristin couldn't actually enter.
Dance Lady is NOT pleased that she lost.
Roman: You know, in my day, I'd spatula you so hard you'd...
Dance Lady: FUCK YOUR SPATULA, you viagara-taking wannabe! If you didn't cheat at dancing, maybe someone would LOVE YOU even though you're ADOPTED! D<
Roman: Dude, I am NOT adopted.
Roman: *throws drink* There, now your face is all wet! But I bet you hear that from all the boys. >D
Dance Lady: *evil eye*
Roman: *doesn't even care*
Pong: My mom told me there was no one like me in the whole world!
Other Pong: She was wrong! :D
OMG OMG OMG I didn't KNOW YOU COULD PLAY TAG?!?! That's awesome!
....but actually kind of retarded in practice.
Lister: TAG! You're it, smeghead!
Rimmer: Tag! I'm it!
Uh...
Rimmer: I mean, you're it. Yes. You are.
At the fitness lot, Rimmer shows me how AWESOME his swimsuit is. Perfect, right?
And for the last lot of the day, he takes them to the Polynesian Voyager Park!
Where this absolutely amazingly stunning perfect gorgeous getinmylegacy woman walks past. And...leaves before anyone can talk to her. T^T
Lister: I'm the best mechanic you'll ever meet, baby! Want me to fix your pipes? ;D
Oh sure. REAL NICE GUYS. LET THE 10 YEAR OLD DRINK.
Kristin: I drink to forget.
Me: Forget what? You've only been alive for like 8 days!
Other Chick Lister's Been Chatting Up: Sculpt my bust, you say?
OCLBCU: Maybe when you're in college, kid.
Back at home, where Kristin has been attending AA meetings, she finds other ways of distracting herself.
OH YEAH REAL MATURE, LADY.
These two are all over each other so much that it's actually kind of boring.
Meanwhile, the ghosts all seem to have it in for Lister. They scare him like three times a night. >.<
Q: Look at my elbow skin! It needs to be exfoliated!
Q and Roman: Tee hee hee!~
Me: What...did I miss, exactly?
You know...I've never actually played Red Hands. Or Hot Hands. Or whatever it's really called.
Rimmer: So, I'm quite fond of books.
Lister: I only like them if they have bugs in them!
Lister: Besides, rats are way better!
Judah: Lister, as much as rats may be cool, that's not what we were talking about.
Judah: We were TALKING about X-rays.
Oooh awesome! It *~glows!~*
I then sent her to comb for stuff in the sandbox.
GlaDos: I found something! :D
Uh...okay...
Attached. At. The. Hip.
Judah: Hey baby...are you thinking we should do what I'M thinking we should do? >D
Q: Oh yeah, honey. Oh, yeah.
SWORDFIGHT.
Look! It's Cat Brilliant, aka brilliantcat! It did not occur to me until just now as I was writing this that there are now TWO people named Cat in my neighborhood. >.> Crap.
Margaret: So, since I'm in a legacy, I have a ton of grandkids.
Cat: I think I'd rather have a milkshake.
Margaret: I could get you a beer if you want!
Cat: Or we could make chili together! :D!
It's...nice that they get on? I suppose?
Q is slowly working her way up the chain of command!
Meanwhile, Cat has taken up permanent residence in the downstairs lounge.
Cat: This is MY. FREAKING. CHAIR. If I can't take it with me, I'm NOT LEAVING.
Me: Fine! Stay.
Meanwhile, the funkadelic Funkmasta has arrived!
He's really happy to be here.
So...at this point I saved because it was my bedtime. And when I next loaded up the game...er...everyone was naked. LOL.
Naked llama games!
And naked in the front yard!
And the best teaser picture ever!
Cat: Still not leaving. I don't care what you do to me. This is my chair.
Q puts on a swimsuit (wtf?) to ride in the hot air balloon I bought them.
Cat finally abandons her couch in search of alcohol. Woo!
Cat: Don't get your hopes up. I'm going right back once I'm drunk.
Headmaster: Hey everybody! Get on up and get down! Discodelic groovy baby!
Oh joy.
Meanwhile, GlaDos is extending her corrupting influence to Kristin. Also, why the heck is this picture all grainy?
Lister, being true to his namesake, gets himself into pretty deep trouble to help Frankenstein. I had to moveobjects to get them out of there.
Frankenstein: I'm a real boy!
Me: First off, you're a girl, and second off, THIS IS A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD. WHY IS IT STILL GLITCHY?
Reverse Willoughby, anyone?
Windkeeper makes some cool stuff. This is a scratching post that looks like a tree!
Everyone in their school uniforms! :D
Rimmer: Did I write the answers to the test on my right leg, or my left?
GlaDos: Someone loves me!
GlaDos: It is understandable that they confused "GlaDos" with "Q." In many ways, the letters look similar.
And we end with a picture detailing why my neighborhood might be the best ever.
That's all for now! Next time, the kids become teens and I have a harder time playing favourites! Also, thanks for bearing with my train-of-thought captioning style. It's late, so that's all I'm capable of at the moment. :D
And lastly: I'm not really happy with my picture quality...what does everyone else do to their pictures to upload them? And also, is there any way to get smoother graphics than just turning up all the settings to max? I'm greedy, lol.