The Dork Legacy 6.2
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Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 ]
To fill you in, last time, I deleted the ballet barre which drove several of my sims to drinking. The Dorks' lesbian cats, Boo and Frankenstein, made defiance-of-nature kittens. Sarina became a nudist for the duration of her pregnancy, and a lot of pseudo-incest lesbianism occurred, thanks to the mistletoe in the kitchen. Sarina gave birth to three bouncing babies; Zoe, April, and Kian. Oh yeah, and Lister got ALIEN PREGNANT.
Zoe is everyone's favourite. And Q is a rather nice grandmother.
And since she's about to look the part, let's have one last adult-Q spam.
(lol)
Q: This doesn't feel like picture spam anymore...this feels like...
Q: ...FREEDOM!
Q: NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! YUSSSS!
Q: Should I do the Red Hat Society? Or be a bag lady?
Q is one seriously fierce grandma. Seriously. Tell me you don't still wanna do her.
Toddlerhood comes fast to those on 3x speed. Here's Zoe!
And April.
And Kian. Wait just a second...is that...?
Apparently his babyhood was really stressful? O.o Anyway, I decided to go with the grey hair thing once he was a child. :P
After Zoe's makeover, she's a little baby doll. She's so sweet. <3
April is slightly mischevious-looking, but is also very cute.
And Kian demonstrates to me how much that hair is a mullet on toddlers.
Lister: I'm a daddy. :D
Me: Er, you've actually been one for a while now.
Lister: I'm a daddy. :D
Me: You're gonna be a mommy, soon, too.
Sarina: Say "mommy!"
April: FUCK NO.
April: I HATE LEARNING.
The toddlers are extremely well cared-for (read: harassed at any given moment). Even Kian gets some love.
Zzort!
Q: Wheeeere's gramma?
Zoe: Oh yay, that mean lady is gone!
Q: Boo, you little fucker!
Zoe: AH CRAP GRAMMA DON'T HURT ME.
Q: Haha, that's more like it. You'll learn to respect your elders.
Zoe: Heh. Heh. Yeah. Maybe if I eat my own fingers, social services will take me away from here?
I'm not sure why I took this.
Sarina: You can walk now! You learned all because of me! :D
Me: Whatever happened to being excited about fatherhood?
Lister: Not now, I've almost got the high score.
He's seriously been on that computer pretty much since the kids aged up.
AWWWW.
Judah is a good grampa.
Judah: I sense that I may be aging soon.
Judah: I shall reflect on my life as an adult...
Judah: Okay, done.
Judah Oh hell...
Margaret: I WON. I FINALLY WON THIS GODDAMN GAME!
Judah: Senility, here I come.
Margaret: Oh, wait, I didn't win. :(
YES. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR I'M-HOME-FROM-WORK CHEER AGAIN.
Are you guys sensing a theme with these closeup headshots?
Margaret: My guess is that you're taking a last couple of pictures to remember us by? Which would mean that it's about my time.
Me: That it is.
Margaret: Well, make sure I'm in focus. I'm only doing this once.
Margaret: And what the hell do YOU want?
Death: I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO COME WITH ME.
Margaret: Awwww, don't I get a drink?
Judah: What's going on? Who are you talking to?
Margaret: Not now!
Margaret: I've waited my entire life to get one of these.
Death: IT'S FREE REFILLS, TOO.
Margaret: Most excellent.
Sarina: My back feels tingly!
Frankenstein: Your ass looks like death.
Roman: OH SNAP. SHE DID NOT JUST DIE WITHOUT THAT LAST WOOHOO SHE PROMISED ME.
Lister: BAWWW.
Judah: BAWWWW.
Roman: BAWWWWWW.
Sarina: Sweet! It's raining! :D
I know. I'll miss her, too.
RIP, you crazy bitch.
Despite her strange habits, Q is a really loving grandmother.
Q: Judah! You got old! Welcome to the club!
Roman: :[ Move.
Oh, you two.
Lister: Dude, Grandpa, are you seriously gonna fuck the nanny-bot in MY BED?
Roman: You're damn right I am.
MY NIGHTMARES. THIS WILL HAUNT THEM.
Roman: We've gotta get you some removable clothes.
These two have a nice, old-peoply after-sex activity. I suppose GlaDos is technically the oldest sim in the family, though. She's entitled.
Q: This is kind of nice, being old.
Judah: You're still totally a hottie.
Q: Yeah, I'm pretty smokin' huh?
Q: You know, you are SO lucky you married me.
Q: Oh, look, it's those green pluses again.
Judah: I JUST NOTICED THOSE THE OTHER DAY.
Gahdamn. Who am I to deny *~twu wuv~*?
GlaDos: Careful with my back panel. All the bolts and nuts are in there.
Roman: Oh, I'll be careful with your nuts, if you're careful with mine. >D
GAH.
So I sent Q to make some Grilled Cheese sandwiches (She and Judah are both at least half GC aspiration, now), and she apparently decided to take the scenic route...
It's so cute that they match now.
OH GOD IT'S HUGGLE TIME. :D *keels over*
Lister decides to take part in raising his children.
And zzort.
If anyone was wondering what Q and Judah do all day...this is it.
Just a cute picture. April is definitely a good blend of her parents.
The kittens grew up! I don't remember which is which, but here they are!
I kept the middle one. The other two are now strays.
Since Roman only works one day a week, I forget he's employed most of the time. Well, he finally rolled the want to retire.
THAT IS A STUPID PENSION. AND I TYPED "PENIUS" LIKE FREAKING THREE TIMES BEFORE I GOT IT RIGHT.
Q continues her painting...in her mother's hand-me-down undies? Uh. Okay.
Judah: You know, when painting, I try to act like I'm knitting...
Sarina: Shut up.
Lister is a good father. Sometimes. Zoe is, as I mentioned, everyone's favourite.
Sarina: Dang, I am SO. TIRED.
Q: Well you should go to bed RIGHT THIS MINUTE, YOUNG LADY.
Sarina: You know what? Talk to the hand, cuz the face don't wanna hear it no more. >[
Sarina has been taking Q lessons.
Why, you may ask, has Hillary Spicoli just gained 1,000 points?
Well...I mean, I can't PROVE the two are related...but...
Roman: I LOVE JUMP ROPES. O_O
Stop. Baby time.
Here's Gizka! It's a girl! Her name is...er. Gizka.
Lister: Aww, she's cute.
Q: You are a little half-alien. Just like me. We're gonna be close, you and I.
Q and Gizka = BFF.
I get this popup, like, freaking three times a day.
Judah: That thing you once said...about the crunchy on the outside...I really understand the meaning of those words now.
Q: You know what I could go for right about now?
Q: Some freaking grilled cheese. With a slice of tomato. No. TWO.
This was a natural progression.
Q: Welp! I'll just wait here until you're done making it, then.
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. GET A FREAKIN JOB OR SOMETHING.
Remind you of anything?
This is Roman's new favourite hobby. Not art critique in general. Just this one tapestry. All the time. He freaking hates that thing.
Roman: In my opinion, this isn't as good as that one film noir movie poster I've never seen in my life.
What's that? You want more toddler pictures?
It's just...they're all so industrious and self-sufficient. They're like another set of cats.
Besides, toddler spam is inferiour to elder spam.
And it's growing up time anyway! And I hate birthday cakes!
KAPLOW!
Happy birthday, kids. Your parents will be there any minute now. Maybe.
Here's Kian! Like I said, I decided to keep the grey hair thing. I think it suits him. Also, I'm tired of the alien eyes, so I used a sclera mask on him, and now he looks AWESOME.
April has outgrown her slightly-evil look and is quite a cutie.
And Zoe is still adorable. I know, I know, lipstick on kids = bad, but I just don't like the Maxis lips.
And they'll be teens soon enough anyway. :P Thanks for reading! See you next time!
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 ]
To fill you in, last time, I deleted the ballet barre which drove several of my sims to drinking. The Dorks' lesbian cats, Boo and Frankenstein, made defiance-of-nature kittens. Sarina became a nudist for the duration of her pregnancy, and a lot of pseudo-incest lesbianism occurred, thanks to the mistletoe in the kitchen. Sarina gave birth to three bouncing babies; Zoe, April, and Kian. Oh yeah, and Lister got ALIEN PREGNANT.
Zoe is everyone's favourite. And Q is a rather nice grandmother.
And since she's about to look the part, let's have one last adult-Q spam.
(lol)
Q: This doesn't feel like picture spam anymore...this feels like...
Q: ...FREEDOM!
Q: NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! YUSSSS!
Q: Should I do the Red Hat Society? Or be a bag lady?
Q is one seriously fierce grandma. Seriously. Tell me you don't still wanna do her.
Toddlerhood comes fast to those on 3x speed. Here's Zoe!
And April.
And Kian. Wait just a second...is that...?
Apparently his babyhood was really stressful? O.o Anyway, I decided to go with the grey hair thing once he was a child. :P
After Zoe's makeover, she's a little baby doll. She's so sweet. <3
April is slightly mischevious-looking, but is also very cute.
And Kian demonstrates to me how much that hair is a mullet on toddlers.
Lister: I'm a daddy. :D
Me: Er, you've actually been one for a while now.
Lister: I'm a daddy. :D
Me: You're gonna be a mommy, soon, too.
Sarina: Say "mommy!"
April: FUCK NO.
April: I HATE LEARNING.
The toddlers are extremely well cared-for (read: harassed at any given moment). Even Kian gets some love.
Zzort!
Q: Wheeeere's gramma?
Zoe: Oh yay, that mean lady is gone!
Q: Boo, you little fucker!
Zoe: AH CRAP GRAMMA DON'T HURT ME.
Q: Haha, that's more like it. You'll learn to respect your elders.
Zoe: Heh. Heh. Yeah. Maybe if I eat my own fingers, social services will take me away from here?
I'm not sure why I took this.
Sarina: You can walk now! You learned all because of me! :D
Me: Whatever happened to being excited about fatherhood?
Lister: Not now, I've almost got the high score.
He's seriously been on that computer pretty much since the kids aged up.
AWWWW.
Judah is a good grampa.
Judah: I sense that I may be aging soon.
Judah: I shall reflect on my life as an adult...
Judah: Okay, done.
Judah Oh hell...
Margaret: I WON. I FINALLY WON THIS GODDAMN GAME!
Judah: Senility, here I come.
Margaret: Oh, wait, I didn't win. :(
YES. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR I'M-HOME-FROM-WORK CHEER AGAIN.
Are you guys sensing a theme with these closeup headshots?
Margaret: My guess is that you're taking a last couple of pictures to remember us by? Which would mean that it's about my time.
Me: That it is.
Margaret: Well, make sure I'm in focus. I'm only doing this once.
Margaret: And what the hell do YOU want?
Death: I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO COME WITH ME.
Margaret: Awwww, don't I get a drink?
Judah: What's going on? Who are you talking to?
Margaret: Not now!
Margaret: I've waited my entire life to get one of these.
Death: IT'S FREE REFILLS, TOO.
Margaret: Most excellent.
Sarina: My back feels tingly!
Frankenstein: Your ass looks like death.
Roman: OH SNAP. SHE DID NOT JUST DIE WITHOUT THAT LAST WOOHOO SHE PROMISED ME.
Lister: BAWWW.
Judah: BAWWWW.
Roman: BAWWWWWW.
Sarina: Sweet! It's raining! :D
I know. I'll miss her, too.
RIP, you crazy bitch.
Despite her strange habits, Q is a really loving grandmother.
Q: Judah! You got old! Welcome to the club!
Roman: :[ Move.
Oh, you two.
Lister: Dude, Grandpa, are you seriously gonna fuck the nanny-bot in MY BED?
Roman: You're damn right I am.
MY NIGHTMARES. THIS WILL HAUNT THEM.
Roman: We've gotta get you some removable clothes.
These two have a nice, old-peoply after-sex activity. I suppose GlaDos is technically the oldest sim in the family, though. She's entitled.
Q: This is kind of nice, being old.
Judah: You're still totally a hottie.
Q: Yeah, I'm pretty smokin' huh?
Q: You know, you are SO lucky you married me.
Q: Oh, look, it's those green pluses again.
Judah: I JUST NOTICED THOSE THE OTHER DAY.
Gahdamn. Who am I to deny *~twu wuv~*?
GlaDos: Careful with my back panel. All the bolts and nuts are in there.
Roman: Oh, I'll be careful with your nuts, if you're careful with mine. >D
GAH.
So I sent Q to make some Grilled Cheese sandwiches (She and Judah are both at least half GC aspiration, now), and she apparently decided to take the scenic route...
It's so cute that they match now.
OH GOD IT'S HUGGLE TIME. :D *keels over*
Lister decides to take part in raising his children.
And zzort.
If anyone was wondering what Q and Judah do all day...this is it.
Just a cute picture. April is definitely a good blend of her parents.
The kittens grew up! I don't remember which is which, but here they are!
I kept the middle one. The other two are now strays.
Since Roman only works one day a week, I forget he's employed most of the time. Well, he finally rolled the want to retire.
THAT IS A STUPID PENSION. AND I TYPED "PENIUS" LIKE FREAKING THREE TIMES BEFORE I GOT IT RIGHT.
Q continues her painting...in her mother's hand-me-down undies? Uh. Okay.
Judah: You know, when painting, I try to act like I'm knitting...
Sarina: Shut up.
Lister is a good father. Sometimes. Zoe is, as I mentioned, everyone's favourite.
Sarina: Dang, I am SO. TIRED.
Q: Well you should go to bed RIGHT THIS MINUTE, YOUNG LADY.
Sarina: You know what? Talk to the hand, cuz the face don't wanna hear it no more. >[
Sarina has been taking Q lessons.
Why, you may ask, has Hillary Spicoli just gained 1,000 points?
Well...I mean, I can't PROVE the two are related...but...
Roman: I LOVE JUMP ROPES. O_O
Stop. Baby time.
Here's Gizka! It's a girl! Her name is...er. Gizka.
Lister: Aww, she's cute.
Q: You are a little half-alien. Just like me. We're gonna be close, you and I.
Q and Gizka = BFF.
I get this popup, like, freaking three times a day.
Judah: That thing you once said...about the crunchy on the outside...I really understand the meaning of those words now.
Q: You know what I could go for right about now?
Q: Some freaking grilled cheese. With a slice of tomato. No. TWO.
This was a natural progression.
Q: Welp! I'll just wait here until you're done making it, then.
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. GET A FREAKIN JOB OR SOMETHING.
Remind you of anything?
This is Roman's new favourite hobby. Not art critique in general. Just this one tapestry. All the time. He freaking hates that thing.
Roman: In my opinion, this isn't as good as that one film noir movie poster I've never seen in my life.
What's that? You want more toddler pictures?
It's just...they're all so industrious and self-sufficient. They're like another set of cats.
Besides, toddler spam is inferiour to elder spam.
And it's growing up time anyway! And I hate birthday cakes!
KAPLOW!
Happy birthday, kids. Your parents will be there any minute now. Maybe.
Here's Kian! Like I said, I decided to keep the grey hair thing. I think it suits him. Also, I'm tired of the alien eyes, so I used a sclera mask on him, and now he looks AWESOME.
April has outgrown her slightly-evil look and is quite a cutie.
And Zoe is still adorable. I know, I know, lipstick on kids = bad, but I just don't like the Maxis lips.
And they'll be teens soon enough anyway. :P Thanks for reading! See you next time!