The Dork Legacy 6.6
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 (Guest Update) | 6.4 | 6.5 ]
Because it is close to Thanksgiving, this update is early, so that it can avoid being very, very late! I hope you enjoy!
This update begins with some closeups of the kids.
The very lazy and shiny Zoe!
The awesome-looking but ultimately still boring Talortai!
Benrime, who is totally gorgeous but not as awesome as her clone!
Kian, who is also prety fantastic, but who I'm not considering for heir because I choose a male heir like 75% of the time.
Gizka, who I am going to have to change the genetics of so she can double heir with her half sister...
And April! ...April? Can you stop making out with him for like 2 seconds so I can get a picture?
Forget it. You guys know what she looks like by now.
Benrime: I'm helping you clean!
Gizka: *is carrying like 12 plates*
Gizka wanted to ~fall in love~, and I happened to have brought this handy contraption with, so...
Not too bad!
Nice, masculine shoes you got there, buddy!
How awwww-dorable.
Gizka: In my culture, you've agreed to marry me! So let's do it in your culture's way, too.
Gizka: Do you like it? I bit it off the finger of some weird short guy with hairy feet!
Gizka: Cool! Hey, future husband? Can you help me with this puzzle now?
Gizka's Fiance, Whose Name Is On The Tip of My Tongue: Can't right now, honey. I have to do my homework or my mom won't pay for me to live on campus anymore.
Gizka: Dear Diary! Guess who I got engaged to today?! Hint: It's not a girl.
Gizka: Nor a zombie...
Gizka: Not a big screen TV...Hmm, what was I talking about again?
Gizka: Oh, right! Lawn gnomes! So there was this one named Jerome...
Gizka's BF: Did she just...forget about me?
Gizka's BF: Oh well. I still love her. :D
Gizka's like a bitchy Dory. Blue and forgetful. But bitchy.
ALSO, readers of shoefleesims' new legacy may find similarities between her "new" founder and Gizka in this respect. But in my defense, I wrote this update like a week ago, so it just goes to show that weird minds thing alike. :P But on with the update.
Yay for second semester! Thanks, shorter-uni hack!
Zoe: Bitch, aliens can't dance.
Gizka: BITCH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID - wait, what did you say?
Zoe: I said, uh...uhh...You have lovely...er...pants.
Gizka: Haha, that's funny!
Kian: HELL YES I LOVE TREADMILLS BECAUSE OK GO LOVES TREADMILLS.
Ta-da!
Gizka: Oh! Here's where she meets Prince Charming! But she won't discover that it's him til chapter three!
Hate to see you go, love to watch you leave.
April's taken to drowning herself in her studies, since I won't invite her boyfriend over.
While Zoe's begun to hold seances.
Zoe: Let's see what the cards tell us...
Frieda: Oh just shut up and deal, would you?
Y helo thar, almost perfect clone of Margaret.
Skintone-appropriate pajamas, ur doin it very rite.
And what is this fuckery?
So you're just gonna let some ACR-infested dude come up, steal your first kiss, and then leave?!
Zoe:... :)
Aww, okay, fine.
Gizka: It's fascinating watching you perform your ablutions.
Gizka: Is there any chance you could help me with this puzzle?
HEY IT'S NATE, HELLO, NATE, ONE OF MY FAVOURITE NON-LEGACY PEOPLE.
Nate: That mailbox...could it be the meaning of life? Could it cleanse me of sin?
Nate: It's beautiful in its simplicity. The red flag, so many meanings...
Nate: You fascinate me, mailbox. But now I must leave.
Nate: I promise I will visit often. Don't forget about me.
Yeah.
I lost a bunch of pictures at one point, including Benrime and Kian's first loves/dates/etc, and Benrime and Talortai dropping out (which is really a crying shame, those were some damned hilarious transition outfits). Anyway, this is NOT Kian's first love, but she is his best so far.
Note that she was waiting for him in HIS room. Stalker.
I never get tired of seeing this face. But what's miss 0 nice points so grumpy about?
Sunday: MY SMELL IS NATURAL AND BEAUTIFUL.
Sunday: It's your intolerance that stinks.
Gizka: DID YOU JUST POKE ME WITH YOUR STANKY ASS FINGER?
OH YEAH A FIGHT WOO! We have these like, what, once every three generations?
The boys of Sim State U are revealed to be ~sensitive snowflakes~. SERIOUSLY, TWO HOT ELF WOMEN ARE FIGHTING! WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM?!
Sensitive Artist: But...it's not just their bodies that could get hurt. This could hurt someone's feelings, too.
Gizka: HAHA. Now take a shower, bitch!
Sensitive Artist: Oh, okay, I suppose she's a little ripe.
Gizka: Too bad you're not a mop, because I just WASHED THE FLOOR WITH YOU.
S.A.: Great, now the floor's dirty, too!
Gizka: What was I doing now? And ugh! What's that smell?
Gizka: Goddamn, girl, you stink!
Well. This is awkward.
S.A.: You know, I really admire the artful way you handed that smelly girl's ass to her.
Sunday: I'm right here, you know.
Gizka: I don't remember what you're talking about, but FUCK YEAH RIGHT, I'm AWESOME!
Gizka: Hey, do you think you can figure this puzzle out? I'm stumped!
S.A.: You're pretty hot. Can I touch your boob?
S.A.: This is your boob, right? I mean, I know with you being an alien and all...different anatomy? I don't want to be culturally insensitive.
Gizka: THAT SUNDAY BITCH MAKES ME MAD.
Sunday: I'm displeased by that blue alien girl.
Gizka: GO ON, BRUSH YO SHOULDAS OFF.
Gizka: IF YOU DON'T GO TAKE A SHOWER, NOW, I AM GONNA BRING THE PAIN.
Sunday: That's TWO references to hip hop songs! That explains your violent disposition! You should listen to something a little more mellow! Like the Cranberries! Or Nine Inch Nails!
Gizka: I can't believe that filthy ho just told me what kind of music -
Gizka: I like music. Do you like music? For some reason you strike me as someone who listens to the Cranberries. Or, like, Pearl Jam or something.
Gizka: Tee hee! Pearl jam. That sounds like it would smell awful! Kind of like...
Gizka: Ugh, oh god, is that smell you?!
Gizka: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SHOWER?!
Sunday: BECAUSE I'M H2O INTOLERANT!
Kian: Doot doot doo, gonna get home, eat some toaster pastries...was that my sister? Anyway, toaster pastries...
HOO DAMN, REPRESENT! THE FIRST DORK TO EVER HAVE AN ENEMY!
This is getting tedious, isn't it?
Let's go somewhere a little more peaceful.
Zoe and April: Kumbayaaaa, my lord, kumbaaayaaaaa!
Okay, nevermind.
To her great credit, this is the closest Sunday got to crying. Period.
Now for some Kian/Isabella spam (MAKE A TWILIGHT REFERENCE AND I WILL CASTRATE YOUR MODEM):
Who could resist that goofy-ass face?
Apparently she can. She kept rolling wants to "Talk" and "Play" and "Dance With." She's like the most innocent sim ever.
But it works!
Okay, guys, settle down a bit. You're only sophmore year or something, you have the rest of your lives. Go to freaking bed.
Sunday is totally adorable.
Sunday: No pictures, please, I haven't even taken a shower.
Zoe and ACR guy still have the hots for each other.
So, I had Kian (who is Popularity), wish for friends...and he got two random townies, but also:
WTF, YOU'RE DEAD. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Then, I got the Flora-died-on-another-lot popup, and she disappeared. I feel cheated.
This should be interesting.
Gizka waited for a long time to jump Sunday.
Until she forgot what she was doing.
Gizka: Damn this puzzle! If only it was an easier shape...like a square!
Okay, NOW they're sophomores.
Better clean off soon, Kian or not even those ten body points can save you from Gizka.
And now the fun begins! D: I had April call a taxi so everyone could go downtown.
She proceeded to adorable, but then I got an error message about a car, instead of the choose- destination screen, and ended up having to choose Delete.
The taxi never showed up, but no one can call another one, because there's supposed to be one arriving "any minute" now. Also, abs.
April: So I heard something about that stupid furry bastard...
April: Word is, he got the everloving crap kicked out of him!
April: By a CHEERLEADER. And man, between you and me, I wonder about her. Some kind of skin condition, somethin'.
April: I THINK SHE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ECONOMY PROBLEM IN SIMERICA.
April: The stock market dropped OVER 9000 POINTS, and you REALLY think it's not someone's fault?
Kian: Oh, it'll bounce back! You're too worried. Presimdent O-Llama has everything taken care of!
April: Speaking of, have you heard Antiflag's new album?
April: Hopefully he'll be too stupid to notice I changed the topic of conversation.
Kian: No, I haven't! Do they have any of the songs on their myspace?
*disclaimer: I've never heard Antiflag.
Anyway, back to our community lot predicament. Assuming it was the lot being glitched, I went to the old Greek House and had Nate ask April out.
Kristin's Husband: I left behind my wife and two lovely children to bring these roses to the Greek House in memory of Kristin's and my first date.
Good job.
Alas, it was not the lot that was the problem. >.< I had to delete the car again, and Nate is now forever stuck in the house, unable to call a taxi, or walk to a lot. DAMMIT, YOU EVIL GOSUB TREE NUMBER.
So I resorted to my last chance, inviting Shawn (the boyfriend, if you've forgotten) on a date.
April apparently loves to look out windows while waiting for the carpool.
DAMMIT. IF YOU WERE A TOO MANY ITERATIONS ERROR, I COULD READ THE ERROR MESSAGE.
So I gave up. I'll check all my hacks for compatibility and try again later.
Oh, yeah, here's a freaking fantastic idea. The only question is, who will lose control first? The one-nice-point sim? Or the no-nice-point sim?
No nice point sim prevails!
April: FUCK, THAT HURT.
April: Why the HELL would you steal my idea?! I wanted to be the hard-punching one!
YOU KNOW, I'D JUST LOVE TO.
Gizka: UGH I AM SO MAD I JUST WANNA PUNCH SOMETHING...
Gizka: I find that chess is such a peaceful game, don't you?
Sensitive Artist: How do you move the rook, again?
Also, his shirt has a PUSH-ME-PULL-YOU ON IT.
Oops. Sorry, April!
I'm not sensing a lot of remorse, here...
Next up, I fix the problems with the taxis and April goes to meet someone who isn't pissed off at her! Gizka and the Sensitive Artist start spending a suspicious amount of time together, and a guest dormie appears!
Also, the Download-A-Dork/Stats Page has been updated! Pictures are not broken, stats are given, and the newest generation is up for grabs!
In the meantime, please assist me with some opinions:
- Would you prefer Gizka stay with Effeminate-Shoes Man (Clive Sadler), or do you think she and the Sensitive Artist (Trenton Saunders) would make a better couple? Effeminate-Shoes doesn't show up much, and when he does is quite boring, and Sensitive Artist has a personality, albeit a Gizka-stalking-and-worshipping one.
- New Dork house? Yes? No? Only if the lot is glitchy?
ETA - face shots of Trenton and Clive, to aid in decisioning:
