The Dork Legacy 6.5
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 (Guest Update) | 6.4 ]
We open this update with the shocking remembrance that the Dorks have a swimming pool!
This glitch makes me lol SO HARD every time. XD
Skintone-appropriate bathing suits, ur doin it - OH GOD MY EYES.
Sarina: 8D
I've never heard a servo sing karaoke before. It's so cute! "Bubbly bubble bubble beep!"
I also didn't know they could get fit.
It's birthday (part 1, will explain later) time! And Gizka goes from this...
To this! I mean...
This. Hot damn!
Always with the kooky neck thing!
Always!
As I was having her walk forward to take a picture of her, SHE DID THIS. OMG GIZKA I LOVE YOU SO HARD.
And here is her makeover! I wanted to give her an outfit that showed off her nunga-nungas, but wasn't overly sluttastic.
And a close-up. CURSE YOUR NON-GENETIC SKINTONE.*
*PT replacement skins have to stay custom or they don't work right. D:
EEWW THE OLD PEOPLE ARE DANCING.
Couldn't you just die? SHE HAS POINTY EARS.
At this point I realise that Zoe...er...doesn't have much shape.
Aww, G-D it, Gizka! I was all decided on April for heir until you got all awesome.
Gizka: Pollination, that's why I'm here,
It's why stargazing men should fear,
the dark!
Gizka: Pollination, it's all the rage!
It's been done since the ice age!
With sharks!
A poet, she is not.
Hey look, it's the other two kids! Benrime is, unfortunately, 100% identical to April (but I rolled the pacifier, and they DO have different personalities...who knows), which kind of puts her out of the running for heir. And Talortai is, frankly, boring and I don't much care for his look.
Judah: Hah! Oh boy, when I was your age, we did all sorts of crazy stuff...
Gizka: Shut up, grampa. You were never my age!
Did I mention she has 0 nice points? She's right though. He wasn't ever a teen.
Sorry. I keep getting distracted.
If I didn't know better, I'd think these two had the same pollinator.
Q: You're not doing it right. The scowl isn't something that you can just pick up casually. It's an acquired art.
Q: Whatever, old lady. I know what I'm doing.
Q: Oh dear God, that was your I-don't-care-what-you-think face?! This is worse than I thought. Try doing it like this.
Q: It's really like riding a bike! Hard to learn, but then you never forget!
Gizka: Hmm. I guess you do look pretty fierce.
Q: You're goddamn right I do.
Judah: Woohoo now?
Gizka actually really gets on with her grandparents.
This picture makes me sad.
But not as sad as this picture made me.
There was some issue with my game that caused it to keep crashing. Poor Gizka had to reach teenhood like freaking three times before I finally gave up. I don't know for sure what caused the crash. I'm hoping it was conflicting hacks (I have since removed all of those), but there's a chance it's the lot...which would mean YET ANOTHER new Dork house.
But I digress.
I deleted all the yumedust eyes from my game, damning the consequences. Zoe looks slightly mind-altered.
Sarina looks less crazy.
And GlaDos freaks me right the fuck out.
So, she got a makeover. It was time to change her look a bit anyway.
Zoe got my default-eye contacts.
And Judah and GlaDos got into an argument in the teeny tiny bathroom.
At which point we realise that Talortai is kind of a sensitive soul.
Not that this wouldn't terrify ME.
GlaDos likes to keep the Dorks well-lubricated.
FUCKING FUCK ASS BALLS. Also, inadvertant Hikaru legacy reference ftw!
Anyway, I gave up, and cheated.
So here's Talortai!
And Gizka! Again!
And April's clone Benrime!
On their first day home, they brought, THE TICKLER!
And this chick. She's kinda neat.
AND THEN. MY WORLD WAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
And then it was time for college. Because I want to get to GEN 10. OR BUST.
See you on the flip side, Zoe!
I like the college cutscene. Gimme a break.
Yeah. Definitely a family resemblence there.
Hey! A not-totally-lame transition outfit! Sweet!
Sarina: Hey, honey?
April: Is that a hot guy over there?
Sarina: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. X[
Sarina: I wish I knew how to quit you.
And a group shot...
I lol'd forever.
I read his name as "Jeff Whitey" EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Toga Girl: WOO HOO! THE DORKS ARE BACK!
These ones are a bit more of a studious bunch.
They all rolled wants to write their term paper right away.
So I let them. Let it never be said that I stood in the way of education.
Gizka didn't want to be scholarly, though. She wanted to write in her little girly diary.
And Zoe didn't want to do anything. Loser.
Benrime at least wanted to play video games.
Gizka: OHMYGOD, Bill Kaulitz TALORTAI MIGHT SEE WHAT I THOUGHT OF IRON MAN.
April is so awesome, she can play play games AND study at the same time.
Oh, AND mack on random dudes.
And WIN at it!
Her jokes, though? Not so great.
April: And then he flew out to space!
April: Just like a rocket!
April: Tee hee.
Shawn: BWAHAHAHA!
Shawn: HOLY SHIT LOL YOU'RE HILARIOUS!
April: It wasn't that funny.
Shawn: Yeah, you're right, I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
I think if a guy told me he'd considered my feelings and acted on it, I'd give him my kiss virginity, too.
Hot damn.
April: Kissy kissy!
Shawn: Er, you have fun-yuns breath.
April: HERE COMES THE KISSY MONSTER.
Shawn: UGH, NO!
April: Whaaaat? What's your problem?
Shawn: I just...not sure I'm ready to kiss you again.
wtf. I didn't even know you were crushing?
April: I have to flirt with him? Even though you left the walls down?
Me: Yes.
It worked!
Really, really well.
Also, Maxis? Ponytail =/= BUZZ CUT.
Oh, and here's everyone else. The corner of the lot is just ~so cool~.
I...can't even think of a caption for this one. Though I'm tempted to make a "sim-ian" pun.
Yeeeeeaaah.
Back to less scary things.
I mentioned earlier I was doing double heirs. Can you guess who yet?
Holy overexposure, batman!
lol.
Dormie (Frieda): My turn!
Shawn: Oh hell no.
First date Lower-Handsing? It must be love.
This is why most people go OUT to go on dates.
GOOD KNOWLEDGE SIMMING THUR.
I DIDN'T BUY YOU AN MP3 PLAYER, EITHER!!
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE LINE FOR FREE IPODS IS SO I MAY JOIN.
I'm disturbed by the amount of blue in this picture.
Good ending, yes? Next one up soon!
ALMOST THERE GUYS. ALMOST GEN 7.