The Dork Legacy 7.1
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 (Guest Update) | 6.4 | 6.5 | 6.6 | 6.7 ]
[ 7.0 ]
So last time, on All My Sim-Children: Gizka and April, our double heiresses, called over their two boyfriends and one girlfriend, respectively, and moved them in. Alana snubbed April's marriage proposal right after knocking her up with her magical lesbian babymaking phenomena, Gizka met with her archenemy, Sunday Baxter, after Clive invited her over to hang out, and I was just about ready to settle everyone down and get back to when my legacy was boring.
Clive: You know, I used to work at Chippendales as a dancer.
Q: Chip and Dale? You mean those delightful little chipmunks on TV? You worked for them?!
You now no longer have to visit cuteoverload.com today. You have all ready been overloaded.
April: Sweet! Now I can sit back and have babies the rest of my life! XD
Her father also got a promotion. You know what that means.
>.<
Pregnancy has made April's one nice point show.
April: NO, mother! I will NOT go to the hospital! I want to have a NATURAL HOME BIRTH!!
Sarina: Fine. Try it. See how you like it.
Alana brought a friend home from work! Oh, be still my heart.
Gizka didn't, but goddamn does she look spiffy!
WELL I DIDN'T ASK YOU.
OMG THEY HAVE TEH GAY WHAT IF TEH RSET OF MAH SIMS GET IT?!!?
Oh wait guys false alarm.
That's a very interesting soft cry you have there, Alana.
Good riddance, though. Damn you, AL, ruining my beautiful custom neighborhood.
Where some life ends, new life begins...
I think I've all ready used that line in this legacy.
Oh, and I gave Lister a makeover. He's...I dunno. Midlife crisising.
Holding hands in the bathroom next to the broken tub, with the woman who is pregnant with her other boyfriend's baby. How romantic.
Clive: If you were wondering why I've been hanging out by you so much, it's because you're really hot!
Q: Er, thank you, my boy.
Alana: I just...want...to STRANGLE HER! :D
Alana: LOOK HERE, LADY, I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME.
UHHHHHH WTF?
Q: Foolish child! You have picked the WRONG grandmother to be enemies with!
What is your problem, Alana?
Okay. Let's...go somewhere less weird.
Trenton: Hey guys, look what I found!
Trenton: It's a Watilla! "Hey Zoe, this is Reza! If you're getting this message, go on an epic journey to save me!"
April: Put that goddamn thing away. April Ryan Dork does not tolerate these shenanigans.
WE GET IT. SHE'S HOT.
I'm sure I don't need to tell you guys this isn't your room.
Awkward!
Trenton: Heeere little fishie! Here little fishie! Where aaaare yoooou?
Moray Eel: HERE I AM BITCH.
Trenton: OH JESUS GET IN THE CAR.
The rest of the internet: *finally wants to read my legacy. :P*
Trenton: I'm gonna get laid! XD
Someone's a little eager.
Clive: And damn did that girl give me a nice rock!
Trenton: Yeah, okay, that's great. Can we do it yet?
April: And for our honeymoon, how about moonlit nights in Paris?
Alana: Gasp! :D
Alana: *falls in love*
April: *was lying about Paris*
April: I don't feel so good.
April: I think that baby I ate didn't agree with me...
April: Oh, it kicked! I better go take a swim.
I take it someone wants an underwater birth?
lol.
Two random people on the lot? IT MUST BE WEDDING TIME. Doesn't Road look dashing?
It's Kian!
Kian: I'm not dead! :D
Sunday: But for how LONG can you stay that way?! MWAHAHAHA!
Here's Talortai and the Tickler. I...sincerely hope they aren't here together.
Oh, and here's my favourite part. This is what Gizka's queue said.
And here's Clive's. Commitment issues, anyone?
Gizka: I'm gonna get married! XD
Clive: I thought you said there would be champagne. Can't we do that part first?
Gizka: I can't. I gotta baby.
I don't even WANT to know what is possessing you now, Sunday.
Gizka: And I will love you as Darth Revan loved Carth Onasi, with all my blackened and brainwashed heart.
Gizka: I do.
Clive: Uh, this is just pretend, right?! We're only playing!
Gizka: Nope. You're stuck now.
Clive: Okay. XD
OH BRILLIANT.
After I reloaded and remarried them and stuff, I caught these two doing this. Which is not unusual. But...check out Lister.
HOMOPHOBE. LOL.
Clive: Trenton, I'd like to make love to you...
Lister: omg omg omg that's so gross, how does that even work, EEEEWWWW!
Later that night, Gizka dreams of hitting balls with a long pointy object.
I can't imagine why.
*DIES* *CANNOT FINISH UPDATE BECAUSE IS DEAD*
False alarm. I'm okay.
This is the carpool for most of the people about to get married. I am not remarkably forethinking.
It's the mascot! Nice hat, buddy!
YEAH, JOIN THAT UNION. GET YOUR WORKER'S RIGHTS!
Clive: I can't believe I'm doing this again.
Gizka: Okay, I'm gonna eat some cake. You two go on without me.
Road: I can't find a chair! Where am I supposed to sit?
Kian: I really should NOT have taken NyQuil right before I came here.
Zoe: My wrists hurt! And when is it MY turn to get married?
Actually, Zoe...
HAPPY WEDDING TIME.
Sure, NOW you're smiling.
But I'd smile at that, too. <3
LOL.
Well, it didn't crash...?
This should show you how much playtime I lost in that last crash.
April: Alana, I'd like you to make an honest woman out of me. Or else.
Alana: Oh, okay then. But remember what you said about Paris!
Alana: *pounce* I love you!
April: I love you too! And there's no way we're going to Paris.
GUYS, you are IN THE WAY of the CAKE CUTTING.
Which ended up being rather boring anyway.
April: I can see it now, the two of us never leaving the house again, just bearing children until we grow old...
Alana: What?
April: Uh? Oh, uh, nothing.
Weddings are kind of boring when you have like four of them in one day.
April: I'm gonna do a dance!
Zzort!
I feel like this picture is self-explanatory.
Here's Alana's new makeover. I wanted to give her something that was a bit closer to her old hair.
Give it a rest, you guys!
Alana: HAHA I DIDN'T THROW THE STICK, YOU DUMB DOG!
Dieter: Baroo?
Alana: HAHAH!
Dieter: But...but you made the throwing motion! The stick...must be here somewhere!
Dieter: Oh. I see. You make a joke at my expense. Very funny.
Dieter: Now THROW THE STICK.
Remember what I said last update? This is the only face template I ever see walk by!
Q: OH, you did NOT just say what I just heard you say!
Alana: I probably didn't, you deaf old bitch. I said: YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE.
Alana: YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO MY GIANT BROWBONE?! HUH?! DO YA?!
Q: Wow, that is a really impressive browbone.
Q: I hate you. :)
Q: Girl, don't even talk to me until you can put your money where your mouth is.
Alana: FINE! BRING IT BITCH!
Judah: *plays kicky ball*
April: Hey, Alana! Guess what! I think I felt the baby kick!
April: Oh, you're fighting? GO ALANA! YAY!
Judah: Oh, I hope she's not going to hurt the poor girl...
GlaDos: VIOLENCE! YES! MY FAVOURITE!
Boo: There are too many people in this family.
Trenton: I'm just gonna have a seat here, if it's not taken?
Q: *flies like a bird*
Trenton: What a peaceful evening.
Like you guys didn't know who was gonna win.
Alana: BUTT. HURT.
Trenton: Don't look at the old lady. Don't want to die...
April: Haha, grampa, did you see my wife?
April: She totally got whupped!
April: Grandma Q is awesome!
Alana: I'm right here, you know.
April: So? You lost. You are dead to me now.
HAPPY END! Kind of. More stuff next time!
Also, insert typical this-was-a-crappy-update disclaimer here.