The Dork Legacy 7.3
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 (Guest Update) | 6.4 | 6.5 | 6.6 | 6.7 ]
[ 7.0 | 7.1 | 7.2 ]
As you may recall, we last left the Dorks in the middle of April's childbirth. She gave birth to a lovely boy, Dorian Nemo Dorian. Goddamn, there's only two and all ready I'm confusing them.
Also, why do babies always think of Q when they're born?
Zzort! It's a shame these babies are ineligible for heir. Betcha they're gorgeous.
Trenton: I'm not a daddy yet. But I can pretend!
Trenton: Hello little baby! I like you! Yes I do~!
<3
Judah doesn't get enough screen time.
Really, cuz I think *I* might need some attention from you today! Prrowr!
I hope you like zzort pictures. There are a lot of them this gen.
Q: Uh, yeah, sure.
As you may or may not recall, that fellow is Quill, the crazy old-lady beating transvestite townie that Q had a fling with back in her adulthood.
I let Sarina come with, too. I thought, at the time, that she and Q could use some quality time together!
Uh, guys...open your eyes. You're freaking me out.
Oh yeaaaaah, I FORGOT about that! Remember the mistletoe?
Sarina: I cannot watch any longer! The horror and agony! *peeks*
Q likes it rough.
Sarina, when did you get to be such a bitch?
Sarina: Q taught me! And now she's gonna wish she didn't!
Q: Do you really think the Master would be so stupid as to teach everything to her student?
Frieda: 8D
Sarina: I'mma kick that old beech tree's ass!
Sarina: Look, I'm really sorry. I overreacted. Please don't devour me.
Q: Aww, it's okay, kiddo! :D
Frieda: D; I DISAPPROVE OF HAPPY ENDINGS.
wtf guys.
DOUBLE WTF.
Sarina's attraction faces are always the best. XD
Except, uh, then Q made out with Quill again.
Sarina: HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME I LOVED YOU AND GAVE YOU MY HEART.
Q: This seems familiar...:)
Q: DON'T PUT FINGERS IN MY FACE. HOW DO YOU LIKE HAVING FINGERS IN YOUR FACE, HUH?!
Q: I am so not in love anymore. >[
Sarina: OH, Q, what a fool I've been! How could I mistake your love for me?
Sarina: Won't you please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAAASE forgive me?
Q: Whatever you want, weirdo.
Meanwhile, even MORE wtfery is taking place. SHUCKS GOSH DARN (it's the new "shit goddamn") Ginger! You don't waste time, do you?
Blah blah violence blah.
I soon tired of this, and sent everyone home.
Sarina: Hey Taxi guy.
Driver: GODDAMNIT I AM NOT A TAXI.
Q: OH CRAP IT'S CRUMPLEBOTTOM! DRIVE AWAY!
Yeah. Guess what genius forgot to end the outing before sending everyone home.
Everyone: Dang, that old lady is SMOKIN'.
Q: I HATE SCHOOL, IT IS FOR STUPID PEOPLE.
JUST WHAT WE NEED. MORE FURNITURE.
Alana is all ~sexy~ with her boobs hanging out.
Ginger: *HEART BREAKS*
Ginger: I should have known I could never have him...some things are too good to last...
*cue sad romantic music*
tl;dr: UH OKAY BEST JOB EVER?~?!
Oh, yes. Also, violence.
BUT NEVERMIND THAT, BECAUSE TRENTON IS HOME FROM WORK, DID YOU NOTICE?! HE'S HOME GUYS!
You know who else is home from work? Judah. Yeah.
You know who coincidentally also doesn't care AT ALL that his wife of many years is sucking face with some lipstick wearing weirdo?
I'll give you a hint. It's not not Judah.
LLAMAS TAKE PRECEDENCE OVER EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS. HE WOULD NOT WISH TO WAKE THE LLAMA.
Clive's attraction to Q has gotten creepy.
Oh yeah, and Zzort! (Sorry leguhseize if you read this. I hate MPREG too.)
Female Zzort!
These two are getting in as much as they can before they get old.
Clive: Here you are, Ms Q, I made you this omelette.
Q: Uh, what? Oh, thanks, Clove.
Clive: She almost remembered my name! <3
JUMPROPING. IT IS GOOD FOR BABIES.
This was just cute.
And now for some April/Alana spam, because there's not much of it:
And now, for some more spam. This spam, however, I like to call THE GARDENER FROM HELL WHO DESTROYS ALL LIFE WITHIN HER PATH BY CONVERTING IT TO DUST DUST DUUSSSSSTTTTT.
YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT YOU'RE FINISHED FOR THE DAY!!!
SO THEN. AFTER SHE DESTROYED MY METICULOUSLY LANDSCAPED GARDEN. SHE MADE THIS CREEPY FACE.
THAT IS SOME JACK NICHOLSON SHIT RIGHT THERE.
And then, the innocent smile.
See? She couldn't possibly do anything wrong! She's so sweet! She loves life, and sunshine!
BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH.
Really manly there, Lister.
Many of you complained that there was a lack of GlaDos last time around. I mean, she's only been around for FOUR GENERATIONS. XD Nevertheless, here is some GlaDos:
GlaDos: These subjects appear to be deviating from the normal test prodecure! There is no Aperture Science Kicky Bag!
GlaDos: You're all going to die doing this, you know. You're not even doing it the right way!
GlaDos: All right! All right! Fine! I will go and bake a delicious cake if you promise to stop right now! It will contain:
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments!
GlaDos: OKAY! FINE! NO FISH THINGS! JUST A MOIST BLACK FOREST CAKE. I PROMISE. NOW STOP.
GlaDos: Oooh, you're done? That's a relief. I should terminate you for making me worry.
GlaDos: Aww, this means I have to make a cake, now.
Moar promotions.
And moar hot friend from work!
SEE GUYS? SEE WHAT SHE DID THERE? SHE ACHIEVED HER LTW. SHE CAN DO THE DANCE.
And Zzort! At this point, I was like, "Yay, babies!"
I later changed my mind. D:
Sarina isn't happy about getting old.
Nice ~ethereal tutu~ you got there, Lister. You are all kinds of manly this update.
Nice hair, Sarina! And nice try. But no dice.
Looks like they've still got it! Oh, and lol @ her friend.
WHAT? MORE BIRTHDAYS? Who can handle this excitement?! This one's glitchy, too! Joy!
Aww, c'mon, GlaDos, you didn't even have to MAKE the cake. Don't distort the next generation's bodies with your mind.
Remember how I said this was Nemo? Well, it was Dorian. WHATEVER, SCREW YOU GUYS THERE ARE LIKE TEN BABIES IN THE HOUSE AS OF NOW.
Dorian: *is freaking serious*
Kitty Lamp: o_____o
No, I didn't skip a lot of time. This literally all happened within sim hours.
This too.
Good-bye, Judah, you crazy pseudo-surfer lookin' old dude.
Judah: But I didn't even get to kiss Q goodbye...I didn't even get to finish peeing...
Q: :)
Me: ...
Q: :)
Q: ^_^
Me: ...*waits for it*
Q: ^___^
OH AREN'T YOU A CARING SPOUSE.
Coworker: That lady is cold. Stone. Cold.
You're telling me! If I were in the mood to start another legacy, it'd be a Black Widow, and Q would found it. I suppose at least she's THINKING about him. That's something.
Uh, anyway, back to this. I hit random! It's generally the only way I get twins. And I love twins!
And it worked! Except he SNUCK ANOTHER ONE IN THERE.
Clive: Uh, what the hell, guys? What's this thing? It's not gonna mess up my hair, is it?
Clive: Whoa, where'd it go? Guys? Help?
Clive: Oh, hey, it's a baby! Hi baby!
AND the other shoe drops.
Judah: (from beyond) She really did love me! <3
Clive: Oh, another baby.
Baby: I'm going to die, aren't I.
And here's baby #3. You can tell by the careful way that his father is holding him that he's the favourite.
See? Look at that affectionate cradling.
...PARENT OF THE YEAR, CLIVE.
Baby: *IS EAGER TO PLEASE*
GlaDos:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's okay dear. Only three more generations left.
And that's all for this time! I'm going to try to update the Potts today, as well, since I don't know what my schedule for next week looks like. But don't get your hopes up. :P
ETA: Okay, I am actually working on it right now. Barring disaster, it should be up sometime today.
In the meantime! I made a post here asking if anyone was up for building the Dorks a new house. If you're up for it, I'd love that. Oh, and there's a link in that post to a .zip of MOST of my buy/build CC (excluding floors and walls), if anyone's interested.