Dear Diary~ [Page 68 - Jaejoong]
Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [68/69]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Jaejoong's Diary~
Dear Jaejoong's Diary,
Yeah. This is Yunho.
Sorry. I asked your owner if I could just take you and write in you myself because...
Don't tell him but I'm really, really broke and I'm trying to budget. Buying a new diary because my old one ran out of pages isn't part of the budget. Changmin's diet takes up most of the budget already. And Jaejoong has lots of needs...
I asked him not to read this page since these are my private thoughts and are to be considered as such. Remind! Remind him not to read!
Maybe I'll tape these pages together.
...Aish... He's already RAPED Changmin's diary.
Not to mention, Junsu has RAPED Changmin of his privacy by following him everywhere all the time with a video camera. He even followed Changmin when he visited his family last weekend. I don't think Changmin has noticed who it is yet but he's looking really edgy lately.
He complains to people on the phone a lot when something in particular is bothering him. Well...everything bothers him but I think Junsu is seriously freaking him out. When he got back from his parents' house, he talked to Kibum on the phone for hours. And that's a lot for our silent maknae.
Oh, and before I continue on to the real reason I hijacked you, Jaejoong's Diary, I want to make it clear:
I. AM. NOT. A. ZOMBIE.
SERIOUSLY!!!
I'm not dead! And as far as I know, it's impossible for people to die and come back to life and then continue on with normal life.
I don't even look like a zombie! My skin is perfect~ Not green! Or gray! Or slimy!
Somehow, this is Yoochun's fault. I don't know how but it is.
And what's with that song??? I mean, I know it's great and catchy but do people really have to stop me on the street just to stare, take pictures and give me flowers in memory of my living self?
...
Anyway.
I came up with a plan much better than any half-brained scheme Yoochun could come up with to get Changmin a boyfriend.
I considered getting him a girlfriend but we've all discussed it and there is so much evidence that Changmin swings slightly more toward the wonderfully gay side:
1. We all mostly know guys. So finding him a girlfriend would involve extra effort. (Well, Sungmin knows a lot of girls but he's not a part of Mission Man, so it'd be awkward to walk up to him and ask, "Hey, man. Hook our dongsaeng up with some of your curvy cuties~" *wink*wink* Yeah.....)
2. Changmin went out with Jaejoong. Who is an awesome, very sexy guy. But only for about FIVE SECONDS...
3. Junsu thinks Changmin may think of most girls like his little sisters and be too brotherly-over protective based on the data he gathered from stalking Changmin at his home. Not that I'm condoning Junsu's stalker-like behavior. It's just...useful.
4. Yoochun thinks he's too tall for girls anyway. Especially when you see him and Boa side by side. He's like a tree and she's like an ant being squished by the tree. Ahhh, maybe she's just short.... Nope. Changmin's tall.
5. We've all noticed how much time he's been spending with Ryeowook. He periodically visits Ryeowook, Yesung and Kyuhyun's place but it's always Ryeowook that greets him at the door first with a huge smile. And based on Junsu's data, Yesung is always running behind Changmin for some reason. Hmm. I wonder why. Must be exercising.
6. Jaejoong has even compiled a list of compatible traits that match with Changmin based on the information he DIARY RAPED.
Thus, in conclusion...we have to officially get Shim Changmin and Kim Ryeowook to hook up.
Yeah, yeah. I know it doesn't sound like something I would do, meddling with people's lives and stuff but.....CRAP, I hate the Law, too.
...Jaejoong's Diary...I want my Joongie back....
So my plan is simple and completely unidiotic, unlike any of Yoochun's plans.
We'll convince Changmin to take a vacation.
An overseas vacation.
And we'll pool together our money and pay for his plane ticket and give him money for hotels and everything. (This...this part of the plan is what scares me and my wallet....but....but....I miss Jaejoong so much...)
He'll think we're just being nice to our dongsaeng whom we never seem to respect as much as we should...but it's also to abolish the Law. It's a win win situation.
I can see the logic. Once Changmin finds his One and Only, he'll want to explore their physical relationship as much as any normal couple should and eventually he'll have super romantic, overseas sex and he won't be a virgin any more and once he comes back to Korea, I can punish my Joongie again.
Of course. I've had LOADS of sex with Jaejoong prior to the Law and when I notice Yoochun and Junsu getting too frisky, I usually just ignore it. It doesn't bother me quite as much as Changmin, I guess. Heh. Because I know how much fun it is. And now we're giving Changmin a chance to be one of us. We're such good hyungs~
Oh yeah. And the other part of the plan...we'll sneak Ryeowook the other plane ticket. Neither of them will know. They'll just end up on the same plane side by side and realize that they're both going to the same place at the same time. And then they'll officially confess their love for one another. They might realize that the whole charade was all part of our plan but they'll thank us when they return. I know it. I'm never wrong. I'm Jung Yunho.
His trip will be amazing. Only the best for our dongsaeng and his new lover. Just like a honeymoon out of a story book. Only with more gay sex.
The only downside...the money.
But we'll find a way around that. Really. If I can buy wool socks for Jaejoong when it's hot outside, then I can provide an all expense paid trip of sex galore for my favorite dongsaeng, Changmin.
I hope.
What the......??????
Crap.....crap crappppppp.
The lights went out. The freaking lights went out.
Stupid freaking light bill!!!!
~Yunnie with no Money
Turn the page~ Page 69 - Changmin
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Next chapter's the last chapter! :DDD
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [68/69]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Jaejoong's Diary~
Dear Jaejoong's Diary,
Yeah. This is Yunho.
Sorry. I asked your owner if I could just take you and write in you myself because...
Don't tell him but I'm really, really broke and I'm trying to budget. Buying a new diary because my old one ran out of pages isn't part of the budget. Changmin's diet takes up most of the budget already. And Jaejoong has lots of needs...
I asked him not to read this page since these are my private thoughts and are to be considered as such. Remind! Remind him not to read!
Maybe I'll tape these pages together.
...Aish... He's already RAPED Changmin's diary.
Not to mention, Junsu has RAPED Changmin of his privacy by following him everywhere all the time with a video camera. He even followed Changmin when he visited his family last weekend. I don't think Changmin has noticed who it is yet but he's looking really edgy lately.
He complains to people on the phone a lot when something in particular is bothering him. Well...everything bothers him but I think Junsu is seriously freaking him out. When he got back from his parents' house, he talked to Kibum on the phone for hours. And that's a lot for our silent maknae.
Oh, and before I continue on to the real reason I hijacked you, Jaejoong's Diary, I want to make it clear:
I. AM. NOT. A. ZOMBIE.
SERIOUSLY!!!
I'm not dead! And as far as I know, it's impossible for people to die and come back to life and then continue on with normal life.
I don't even look like a zombie! My skin is perfect~ Not green! Or gray! Or slimy!
Somehow, this is Yoochun's fault. I don't know how but it is.
And what's with that song??? I mean, I know it's great and catchy but do people really have to stop me on the street just to stare, take pictures and give me flowers in memory of my living self?
...
Anyway.
I came up with a plan much better than any half-brained scheme Yoochun could come up with to get Changmin a boyfriend.
I considered getting him a girlfriend but we've all discussed it and there is so much evidence that Changmin swings slightly more toward the wonderfully gay side:
1. We all mostly know guys. So finding him a girlfriend would involve extra effort. (Well, Sungmin knows a lot of girls but he's not a part of Mission Man, so it'd be awkward to walk up to him and ask, "Hey, man. Hook our dongsaeng up with some of your curvy cuties~" *wink*wink* Yeah.....)
2. Changmin went out with Jaejoong. Who is an awesome, very sexy guy. But only for about FIVE SECONDS...
3. Junsu thinks Changmin may think of most girls like his little sisters and be too brotherly-over protective based on the data he gathered from stalking Changmin at his home. Not that I'm condoning Junsu's stalker-like behavior. It's just...useful.
4. Yoochun thinks he's too tall for girls anyway. Especially when you see him and Boa side by side. He's like a tree and she's like an ant being squished by the tree. Ahhh, maybe she's just short.... Nope. Changmin's tall.
5. We've all noticed how much time he's been spending with Ryeowook. He periodically visits Ryeowook, Yesung and Kyuhyun's place but it's always Ryeowook that greets him at the door first with a huge smile. And based on Junsu's data, Yesung is always running behind Changmin for some reason. Hmm. I wonder why. Must be exercising.
6. Jaejoong has even compiled a list of compatible traits that match with Changmin based on the information he DIARY RAPED.
Thus, in conclusion...we have to officially get Shim Changmin and Kim Ryeowook to hook up.
Yeah, yeah. I know it doesn't sound like something I would do, meddling with people's lives and stuff but.....CRAP, I hate the Law, too.
...Jaejoong's Diary...I want my Joongie back....
So my plan is simple and completely unidiotic, unlike any of Yoochun's plans.
We'll convince Changmin to take a vacation.
An overseas vacation.
And we'll pool together our money and pay for his plane ticket and give him money for hotels and everything. (This...this part of the plan is what scares me and my wallet....but....but....I miss Jaejoong so much...)
He'll think we're just being nice to our dongsaeng whom we never seem to respect as much as we should...but it's also to abolish the Law. It's a win win situation.
I can see the logic. Once Changmin finds his One and Only, he'll want to explore their physical relationship as much as any normal couple should and eventually he'll have super romantic, overseas sex and he won't be a virgin any more and once he comes back to Korea, I can punish my Joongie again.
Of course. I've had LOADS of sex with Jaejoong prior to the Law and when I notice Yoochun and Junsu getting too frisky, I usually just ignore it. It doesn't bother me quite as much as Changmin, I guess. Heh. Because I know how much fun it is. And now we're giving Changmin a chance to be one of us. We're such good hyungs~
Oh yeah. And the other part of the plan...we'll sneak Ryeowook the other plane ticket. Neither of them will know. They'll just end up on the same plane side by side and realize that they're both going to the same place at the same time. And then they'll officially confess their love for one another. They might realize that the whole charade was all part of our plan but they'll thank us when they return. I know it. I'm never wrong. I'm Jung Yunho.
His trip will be amazing. Only the best for our dongsaeng and his new lover. Just like a honeymoon out of a story book. Only with more gay sex.
The only downside...the money.
But we'll find a way around that. Really. If I can buy wool socks for Jaejoong when it's hot outside, then I can provide an all expense paid trip of sex galore for my favorite dongsaeng, Changmin.
I hope.
What the......??????
Crap.....crap crappppppp.
The lights went out. The freaking lights went out.
Stupid freaking light bill!!!!
~Yunnie with no Money
Turn the page~ Page 69 - Changmin
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Next chapter's the last chapter! :DDD
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