Dear Diary~ [Page 47 - Changmin]
[Page 47 - Changmin] Once again, I'm depressed and need this to cheer me up. ^_^ Minmin fighting!
Dear Diary,
Ever since Junsu forgave Yoochun for licking the inside of Jaejoong’s mouth in front of Heechul, he’s been a little less stupid. (Only by a little bit.)
Yunho and Jaejoong are back to…punishing each other…at night…when I no longer like to get my midnight snacks…
The Dong Bang Fundraiser raised enough money to fix our apartment.
We’re back in our apartment.
Kangin keeps calling to make sure we’re okay but I’m pretty sure Leeteuk is forcing him.
Jaejoong cooks more and more meals every day.
Yoochun and Junsu have been too busy romping around in the piano room to annoy me (for now).
But, but…but…but…
WHAT ABOUT ME??????
All that money and Yunho spent the last cent on remaking an awesome kitchen for Jaejoong.
Not that I’m complaining, because I love seasoned chicken cooked on a state of the art stove as much as the next guy.
But I am complaining because THE TV STILL ISN’T FIXED.
I mean, what, are they taunting me?? Yunho couldn’t at least throw the completely useless TV away while we were moving in?
Noooo. It’s still. Sitting there.
In the living room all DARK and DEAD and DEAD.
And I don’t believe one word of it when he keeps saying that the last of our funds were squeezed on that awesome kitchen. Oh no. The last of our funds were POURED on that awesome kitchen. Jaejoong kept saying “I want, I want, I want.” And Yunho was all like, “Yes, yes, YESSSSSS!”
…
Sorry… I think I’m still having horrible flashbacks of last night when all I wanted was a peanut butter and banana and apple sandwich and a pizza and a buttered hotdog bun and some leftover fried rice and some carrots and I could hear Jaejoong panting and and…
I’m just saying. With a little restraint, we could’ve paid for a new/fixed TV.
But that’s not the only thing annoying me. (Story of my life.)
Yunho and Jaejoong.
I’m glad they’re back together and everything, but sometimes…it seems like they’re almost as bad as Yoochun and Junsu. Well, they try to hide their love for each other. Not top secret or anything like before, but just, you know, moderation in public…
But they don’t hide it very well.
Did they always do this kind of thing? I mean back when nobody knew about those two? Like, I’m just now learning what it means when Yunho says he’s going to punish Jaejoong. I was only vaguely aware of that before and I thought it just meant Yunho wasn’t going to eat Jaejoong’s cooking or something. Which really seems like more of a punishment on Yunho…
But now…
I had to put two and two together.
It was last week when Jaejoong spent too much time on the phone talking to Yesung. I was sitting on the couch beside him NOT WATCHING TV when Yunho kept breezing in and out of the living room like he wanted attention.
(I offered. I totally gave him attention by informing him that I would hang out with him if he gave me a new TV, but no, that just wasn’t enough.)
The last time he “casually” breezed in, he whispered from across the room like Jaejoong was supposed to hear from way over there, which he did (and me. I heard it too…) and said, “You’re running up our phone bill already. Punishment again tonight.”
And so when I heard that, I was just like, Aw. Hyung is gonna get punishment.
But then I looked at Jaejoong before Yunho walked out and he was smiling.
SMILING.
And it was the kind of smiling that wasn’t a big, giant, obvious grin, but it wasn’t a tiny weak little glimmer of a smile. It was like a grinning upturn of the corners of his lips.
I think that description made sense, don’t you, Diary?
At first I was creeped out. That was a WEIRD smile. And then I was confused. Why was punishment creepy smile-worthy? And then I went back to staring at the DARK and DEAD and DEAD TV.
And then that night, I wanted a glass of strawberry milk in the middle of the night.
…And how did I finally put it all together?
My revelation came somewhere after Yunho did. Inside of Jaejoong.
“Take my punishment, Jae! Take it all!”
...
I don’t even want to write down any more sound effects. And that strawberry milk was GOOD so I wasn’t going to just throw it away and go back to bed so I could cower under my sheets til it was all done. So I finished it. Let me tell you, that must have been one big glass of milk… And those two weren’t even finished when I went back to cower under my sheets.
Do they even sleep anymore?
At least I know Yoochun and Junsu sleep.
Because they get all their tension out in broad fricking daylight.
Lately they’ve been doing their thing in the piano room, where I assume Yoochun writes all these greasy love songs to Junsu on the fly while Junsu sits in his lap and sways like the idiot he is until they end up on the floor.
I mean, they have to do it on the floor. There’s no other furniture in that room other than the piano bench, the piano, a desk and…
…They wouldn’t.
I’m never going near that room again.
Actually…I think the only safe place in the apartment is the laundry room. It’s the only place everyone is basically afraid to enter besides Jaejoong for obvious laundry-washing reasons. But he still doesn’t go anywhere near that closet in there…
Surely while I’m at the university they utilize the couch in the living room and…the bathrooms. I don’t like to think about it. It’s not like I can save myself since there’s only one bathroom. I bought shower sandals the other day.
And my room.
I KNOW they’ve done it in there.
Yoochun would convince Junsu to do it just to bug me because he knows I’m not just gonna walk up to him and be like,
“Yah! Yoochun! Have you been making man juice in my bed??”
And so I wash my sheets twice a day now. Just in case. I don’t really care about whether there’s “evidence” of their activities in my bed. I’d rather not FIND that kind of crap. I’ll just wash out the sin regardless of whether there’s actually sin there. But I know that every now and then…the sin is there…
I’ve taken to calling people a lot now. (And Yunho never says anything about it to me…)
I don’t want to come right out and complain to them but I’m sending secret S.O.S. signals to anyone who will listen and maybe someone will take me away from this love house.
I called Leeteuk. But he’s still kind of mad at Kangin for kicking us out, so he keeps making Kangin come to the phone and talk to me to be “friendly.” And…I don’t think I want to complain to Kangin right now.
I called Eunhyuk. He started crying. And then I heard Donghae’s voice calling him in the background. He stopped crying and hung up.
I called Yesung. The line is busy half the time because Jaejoong talks too much.
I called Kyuhyun. He probably couldn’t hear his cell phone ring because Ryeowook tends to play piano too loud.
I called Heechul. He laughed at me before I could even tell him why I called.
I called Hankyung. Heechul picked up the phone before he could and hung up on me again.
I called my mom. I hung up.
I called Shindong. He gave the phone to Sungmin who gave the phone to Siwon so he could pray for me. I’m touched but Jaejoong still gropes Yunho under the table when he thinks no one’s looking.
I called Minho. I hung up.
I called Kibum. Heechul picked up the phone again and Kibum had to throw the cat on him to get the phone back.
And so I talked to him for all of four seconds before I heard hissing sounds and Heechul and Chinese and the phone went completely dead.
So, you are my only outlet, Diary. Be happy. You get to indulge in my company.
…Can I sigh in you, Diary?
*sigh*
That felt kinda good. A little weird, but…
It’s daylight now, so I can’t go towards the other end of the apartment. That’s Yoochun and Junsu’s territory. But they’ve been migrating towards the rest of the apartment, though. Soon, even the living room won’t be safe. At least while I’m still sitting here.
Cuz once again, I know, I KNOW they use this place while I’m gone. But soon, they’ll get bold enough to “play” with each other in any room of the house regardless of who else is in there.
“Play” for those two used to mean kicking a soccer ball in the park or yelling at each other over who’s cheating in a computer game. Meaning I could play, too if I was bored enough from watching the TV that stupid hyung failed to repair.
I keep telling Minho he can’t come visit. I have to lie and say crap like, “Oh, you have to study so you can be in the top of your class like me and Onew.” But the real reason my conscience won’t allow me to say?
“Don’t come over. It’s for your own good. Leave. While your innocence is still unblemished.”
My own innocence is slowly deteriorating.
Usually it’s because of THOSE TWO.
That’s how I’ll refer to Yoochun and Junsu from now on. THOSE TWO.
There was one day that I needed to get a book from the room where the piano is and…I totally forgot. I was tired of watching the DARK and DEAD and DEAD TV so I wanted something else to do. Jaejoong doesn’t think that I read. But I do. And yes, I read things other than hentai comics…
I don’t see how the noise echoing all the way out into the hallway didn’t alert me sooner, but I think my mind was on something else. Like the TV. Or ping pong. Or ramen or something like that.
It was a freaking cacophony of sounds when I opened the door.
Anyone else who wasn’t aware of the situation (God bless their soul) would’ve thought they were:
1. Dying
2. Being exorcized
3. Dying and then being exorcized
4. Doing French yoga (I bet it exists)
5. Bleeding internally
6. Singing. Badly.
7. Singing. Well…? (Depends on how you look at it)
8. Very angry
9. Very angry at one another
10. Very angry at whoever walked in (Me in this case)
11. Drunk (The happy kind)
And that’s just from the sounds. From what they were doing, a clueless stranger would have guessed they were:
1. Doing French yoga
2. Wrestling with their legs
3. Doing push ups with their hips
4. Possessed by very primitive demons
5. …I’m getting nauseated, so I’ll stop now…
Animals.
Yunho and Jaejoong haven’t explicitly deflowered my eyes, yet but…I feel like it’s coming. It’s coming.
So far I only catch hints, glimpses and traumatizing sounds at night. But that’s it. I fully with the entire being of my soul pray that that’s it.
I think I’ll call Shindong again. I need Siwon to pray with me. Maybe I’ll get Yesung to pray with us if he’s not on the phone or climbing trees in his backyard again.
~Not Maknae By Choice
Turn the page~ Page 46 - Jaejoong || Page 48 - Yunho
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Just so you guys know, this is how I imagine the living arrangements in this world:
-DBSK (Duh)
-SHINee + Yoona mommy xD
-Sungmin, Shindong, Siwon (In a big awesome house! 8D)
-Heechul, Hankyung, Kibum
-Donghae, Eunhyuk
-Leeteuk, Kangin
-Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Yesung
-Epik High...somewhere...xD
-Boa...bachelorette! xDD
-Lee Hyori: Her name is a building a few chapters back...
-Seungri: Restaurant name during Yoochun's 'Get Jae' spasm
-Rain: DBSK's landlord/Owner of dance studio Yunho teaches at
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Dear Diary,
Ever since Junsu forgave Yoochun for licking the inside of Jaejoong’s mouth in front of Heechul, he’s been a little less stupid. (Only by a little bit.)
Yunho and Jaejoong are back to…punishing each other…at night…when I no longer like to get my midnight snacks…
The Dong Bang Fundraiser raised enough money to fix our apartment.
We’re back in our apartment.
Kangin keeps calling to make sure we’re okay but I’m pretty sure Leeteuk is forcing him.
Jaejoong cooks more and more meals every day.
Yoochun and Junsu have been too busy romping around in the piano room to annoy me (for now).
But, but…but…but…
WHAT ABOUT ME??????
All that money and Yunho spent the last cent on remaking an awesome kitchen for Jaejoong.
Not that I’m complaining, because I love seasoned chicken cooked on a state of the art stove as much as the next guy.
But I am complaining because THE TV STILL ISN’T FIXED.
I mean, what, are they taunting me?? Yunho couldn’t at least throw the completely useless TV away while we were moving in?
Noooo. It’s still. Sitting there.
In the living room all DARK and DEAD and DEAD.
And I don’t believe one word of it when he keeps saying that the last of our funds were squeezed on that awesome kitchen. Oh no. The last of our funds were POURED on that awesome kitchen. Jaejoong kept saying “I want, I want, I want.” And Yunho was all like, “Yes, yes, YESSSSSS!”
…
Sorry… I think I’m still having horrible flashbacks of last night when all I wanted was a peanut butter and banana and apple sandwich and a pizza and a buttered hotdog bun and some leftover fried rice and some carrots and I could hear Jaejoong panting and and…
I’m just saying. With a little restraint, we could’ve paid for a new/fixed TV.
But that’s not the only thing annoying me. (Story of my life.)
Yunho and Jaejoong.
I’m glad they’re back together and everything, but sometimes…it seems like they’re almost as bad as Yoochun and Junsu. Well, they try to hide their love for each other. Not top secret or anything like before, but just, you know, moderation in public…
But they don’t hide it very well.
Did they always do this kind of thing? I mean back when nobody knew about those two? Like, I’m just now learning what it means when Yunho says he’s going to punish Jaejoong. I was only vaguely aware of that before and I thought it just meant Yunho wasn’t going to eat Jaejoong’s cooking or something. Which really seems like more of a punishment on Yunho…
But now…
I had to put two and two together.
It was last week when Jaejoong spent too much time on the phone talking to Yesung. I was sitting on the couch beside him NOT WATCHING TV when Yunho kept breezing in and out of the living room like he wanted attention.
(I offered. I totally gave him attention by informing him that I would hang out with him if he gave me a new TV, but no, that just wasn’t enough.)
The last time he “casually” breezed in, he whispered from across the room like Jaejoong was supposed to hear from way over there, which he did (and me. I heard it too…) and said, “You’re running up our phone bill already. Punishment again tonight.”
And so when I heard that, I was just like, Aw. Hyung is gonna get punishment.
But then I looked at Jaejoong before Yunho walked out and he was smiling.
SMILING.
And it was the kind of smiling that wasn’t a big, giant, obvious grin, but it wasn’t a tiny weak little glimmer of a smile. It was like a grinning upturn of the corners of his lips.
I think that description made sense, don’t you, Diary?
At first I was creeped out. That was a WEIRD smile. And then I was confused. Why was punishment creepy smile-worthy? And then I went back to staring at the DARK and DEAD and DEAD TV.
And then that night, I wanted a glass of strawberry milk in the middle of the night.
…And how did I finally put it all together?
My revelation came somewhere after Yunho did. Inside of Jaejoong.
“Take my punishment, Jae! Take it all!”
...
I don’t even want to write down any more sound effects. And that strawberry milk was GOOD so I wasn’t going to just throw it away and go back to bed so I could cower under my sheets til it was all done. So I finished it. Let me tell you, that must have been one big glass of milk… And those two weren’t even finished when I went back to cower under my sheets.
Do they even sleep anymore?
At least I know Yoochun and Junsu sleep.
Because they get all their tension out in broad fricking daylight.
Lately they’ve been doing their thing in the piano room, where I assume Yoochun writes all these greasy love songs to Junsu on the fly while Junsu sits in his lap and sways like the idiot he is until they end up on the floor.
I mean, they have to do it on the floor. There’s no other furniture in that room other than the piano bench, the piano, a desk and…
…They wouldn’t.
I’m never going near that room again.
Actually…I think the only safe place in the apartment is the laundry room. It’s the only place everyone is basically afraid to enter besides Jaejoong for obvious laundry-washing reasons. But he still doesn’t go anywhere near that closet in there…
Surely while I’m at the university they utilize the couch in the living room and…the bathrooms. I don’t like to think about it. It’s not like I can save myself since there’s only one bathroom. I bought shower sandals the other day.
And my room.
I KNOW they’ve done it in there.
Yoochun would convince Junsu to do it just to bug me because he knows I’m not just gonna walk up to him and be like,
“Yah! Yoochun! Have you been making man juice in my bed??”
And so I wash my sheets twice a day now. Just in case. I don’t really care about whether there’s “evidence” of their activities in my bed. I’d rather not FIND that kind of crap. I’ll just wash out the sin regardless of whether there’s actually sin there. But I know that every now and then…the sin is there…
I’ve taken to calling people a lot now. (And Yunho never says anything about it to me…)
I don’t want to come right out and complain to them but I’m sending secret S.O.S. signals to anyone who will listen and maybe someone will take me away from this love house.
I called Leeteuk. But he’s still kind of mad at Kangin for kicking us out, so he keeps making Kangin come to the phone and talk to me to be “friendly.” And…I don’t think I want to complain to Kangin right now.
I called Eunhyuk. He started crying. And then I heard Donghae’s voice calling him in the background. He stopped crying and hung up.
I called Yesung. The line is busy half the time because Jaejoong talks too much.
I called Kyuhyun. He probably couldn’t hear his cell phone ring because Ryeowook tends to play piano too loud.
I called Heechul. He laughed at me before I could even tell him why I called.
I called Hankyung. Heechul picked up the phone before he could and hung up on me again.
I called my mom. I hung up.
I called Shindong. He gave the phone to Sungmin who gave the phone to Siwon so he could pray for me. I’m touched but Jaejoong still gropes Yunho under the table when he thinks no one’s looking.
I called Minho. I hung up.
I called Kibum. Heechul picked up the phone again and Kibum had to throw the cat on him to get the phone back.
And so I talked to him for all of four seconds before I heard hissing sounds and Heechul and Chinese and the phone went completely dead.
So, you are my only outlet, Diary. Be happy. You get to indulge in my company.
…Can I sigh in you, Diary?
*sigh*
That felt kinda good. A little weird, but…
It’s daylight now, so I can’t go towards the other end of the apartment. That’s Yoochun and Junsu’s territory. But they’ve been migrating towards the rest of the apartment, though. Soon, even the living room won’t be safe. At least while I’m still sitting here.
Cuz once again, I know, I KNOW they use this place while I’m gone. But soon, they’ll get bold enough to “play” with each other in any room of the house regardless of who else is in there.
“Play” for those two used to mean kicking a soccer ball in the park or yelling at each other over who’s cheating in a computer game. Meaning I could play, too if I was bored enough from watching the TV that stupid hyung failed to repair.
I keep telling Minho he can’t come visit. I have to lie and say crap like, “Oh, you have to study so you can be in the top of your class like me and Onew.” But the real reason my conscience won’t allow me to say?
“Don’t come over. It’s for your own good. Leave. While your innocence is still unblemished.”
My own innocence is slowly deteriorating.
Usually it’s because of THOSE TWO.
That’s how I’ll refer to Yoochun and Junsu from now on. THOSE TWO.
There was one day that I needed to get a book from the room where the piano is and…I totally forgot. I was tired of watching the DARK and DEAD and DEAD TV so I wanted something else to do. Jaejoong doesn’t think that I read. But I do. And yes, I read things other than hentai comics…
I don’t see how the noise echoing all the way out into the hallway didn’t alert me sooner, but I think my mind was on something else. Like the TV. Or ping pong. Or ramen or something like that.
It was a freaking cacophony of sounds when I opened the door.
Anyone else who wasn’t aware of the situation (God bless their soul) would’ve thought they were:
1. Dying
2. Being exorcized
3. Dying and then being exorcized
4. Doing French yoga (I bet it exists)
5. Bleeding internally
6. Singing. Badly.
7. Singing. Well…? (Depends on how you look at it)
8. Very angry
9. Very angry at one another
10. Very angry at whoever walked in (Me in this case)
11. Drunk (The happy kind)
And that’s just from the sounds. From what they were doing, a clueless stranger would have guessed they were:
1. Doing French yoga
2. Wrestling with their legs
3. Doing push ups with their hips
4. Possessed by very primitive demons
5. …I’m getting nauseated, so I’ll stop now…
Animals.
Yunho and Jaejoong haven’t explicitly deflowered my eyes, yet but…I feel like it’s coming. It’s coming.
So far I only catch hints, glimpses and traumatizing sounds at night. But that’s it. I fully with the entire being of my soul pray that that’s it.
I think I’ll call Shindong again. I need Siwon to pray with me. Maybe I’ll get Yesung to pray with us if he’s not on the phone or climbing trees in his backyard again.
~Not Maknae By Choice
Turn the page~ Page 46 - Jaejoong || Page 48 - Yunho
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Just so you guys know, this is how I imagine the living arrangements in this world:
-DBSK (Duh)
-SHINee + Yoona mommy xD
-Sungmin, Shindong, Siwon (In a big awesome house! 8D)
-Heechul, Hankyung, Kibum
-Donghae, Eunhyuk
-Leeteuk, Kangin
-Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Yesung
-Epik High...somewhere...xD
-Boa...bachelorette! xDD
-Lee Hyori: Her name is a building a few chapters back...
-Seungri: Restaurant name during Yoochun's 'Get Jae' spasm
-Rain: DBSK's landlord/Owner of dance studio Yunho teaches at
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