Dear Diary~ [Page 5 - Yoochun]
[Part 5 - Yoochun] I'm so sorry, Kangin... xDD
Dear Diary,
I have a confession to make.
It’s me.
I know it’s been kinda stressing Junsu out lately cause he’s been really paranoid about it. But I can’t help it.
His butt is so soft and…grabable. Is that a word, Diary? Well, it is now. I hereby dub grabable a word in honor of Junsu’s butt. Changmin calls me a closet perv, but I would like to clarify.
By no means am I in the closet. So there.
It’s just more fun to make Junsu sweat a little bit when I don’t tell him. Seeing his bewildered little face when he turns around and no one’s there. Classic. I think I’m the sneakiest person on this planet.
Usually I’m pretty dead in the morning. Yeah, I admit it. But when I walk into the kitchen to see that perky God-sent gift from heaven bobbing in the air, I instantly wake up. I don’t even need coffee on those days. I am able to grab and run. And it is awesome.
I don’t even have to consider confusing the rest of my roommates with my antics. I mean, there’s no motive for me grab their butts.
Yunho’s is pretty muscular and firm and everything but it’s just not as soft as Junsu’s. Too much manliness going on there.
Jaejoong’s is definitely not as good as Junsu’s but he’s faster than me. He’d whip around in a heartbeat and catch me with my hand poised around his essentials. Not good. Then he’d hit me with a spatula.
Changmin…he’s just too innocent. I couldn’t taint him like that. It’s just not right. Only Jaejoong would do such a thing without thinking. I mean, I like messing with him, like prank calling his mom and stuff, but that’s just off limits. Poor kid. I’d feel so guilty.
And
Sorry, diary. Got distracted. There’s some banging noises coming from Yunho and Jaejoong’s room. Must be an interesting video game. Sounds like Jaejoong’s losing. Ah, I always lose against him. Looks like Yunho can handle him, though.
Anyway, about Junsu’s butt. I know you don’t have eyes or anything, Diary, but if you did, you’d start drooling, too if Junsu came in and stood right in front of you. What if Junsu sat on you, Diary? You’d explode. Then I’d have to buy another diary, Diary. It’s just amazing.
Sometimes I forget to eat when Junsu walks into the kitchen and starts talking to Yunho. He moves around a lot when he talks. It’s this restlessness about him. But his butt moves as much as he does. It’s fantastic.
It’s even better when we all go to the movies and Junsu has to get up in the middle to get a refill. (He eats fast.) He has to cross right in front of me to get to the aisle cause I like to sit on he edge. I prop my foot up on the chair in front of me just so Junsu has to stand there longer and ask me to put my foot down. I pretend not to hear and just stare at his butt floating in front of my eyes. Then he starts tapping his foot impatiently.
He’s just sinful, I tell you.
I put my foot down real slow and give him a minimum amount of room to squeeze by so I can get a good full on view of his assets. It’s so hard not to grab at moments like that, but I don’t want him to know it’s me violating him.
Would he think it’s weird that I keep grabbing his butt? He is pretty freaked out by it. But would he calm down if he knew it was me? Or would he think I was a pervert. I’m not saying I’m not a pervert. I’m pretty open about it, but I don’t want him to shy away from me.
What are these strange feelings? Why do I feel like grabbing just isn’t enough? What else could I possibly do to that butt? Oh, that just opens so many doors…
I wonder
Sorry, again, Diary. Jaejoong’s shouting pretty loud. Yunho must really be beating him. At that game.
I wonder if Junsu would grab back if I told him? Do I really want him to grab me back? Wait…am I….?
Nah. I just like messing with him.
Right.
Is it weird that I talk to you like you’re a person, Diary? Ah, who cares. No one else is gonna read you.
Let’s see. Who else has some interesting body parts? Jaejoong’s waist is incredible. It’s like…not even there. And then he has broad shoulders, so it’s like…I can’t explain. Heechul has really nice, slender hands. I think Jaejoong said something about it once and then I looked and now I totally agree.
And what about that kid Taemin? He’s prettier than my mom. I don’t think she likes him…
Oh, I saw Sunny messing around with Sungmin the other day and I noticed that he’s really good at acting cute. Not better than duck butt, but pretty close.
Kangin should stop eating so much.
Why is Changmin looking taller than usual? He can’t possibly grow any more. Maybe he’s not taller. Wider? Not gaining weight, but maybe…more bulk? I dunno. It’s kind of unnerving. Maybe I should change his name in my contacts list from Pwnage. I don’t know what to put instead, but…it’s starting not to fit anymore.
Uh-oh, Diary. Jaejoong just came in. Why am I even writing to you in middle of the living room? And why is Jaejoong waddling like that again? Yunho just walked in, too. He looks pretty satisfied with himself.
Anyway, I think I should-omona! There it is again! Looks like I’ve got some grabbing to do, Diary. Peace~ <3
~Chunnie
Turn the page~ Page 4 - Junsu || Page 6 - Jaejoong
Dear Diary,
I have a confession to make.
It’s me.
I know it’s been kinda stressing Junsu out lately cause he’s been really paranoid about it. But I can’t help it.
His butt is so soft and…grabable. Is that a word, Diary? Well, it is now. I hereby dub grabable a word in honor of Junsu’s butt. Changmin calls me a closet perv, but I would like to clarify.
By no means am I in the closet. So there.
It’s just more fun to make Junsu sweat a little bit when I don’t tell him. Seeing his bewildered little face when he turns around and no one’s there. Classic. I think I’m the sneakiest person on this planet.
Usually I’m pretty dead in the morning. Yeah, I admit it. But when I walk into the kitchen to see that perky God-sent gift from heaven bobbing in the air, I instantly wake up. I don’t even need coffee on those days. I am able to grab and run. And it is awesome.
I don’t even have to consider confusing the rest of my roommates with my antics. I mean, there’s no motive for me grab their butts.
Yunho’s is pretty muscular and firm and everything but it’s just not as soft as Junsu’s. Too much manliness going on there.
Jaejoong’s is definitely not as good as Junsu’s but he’s faster than me. He’d whip around in a heartbeat and catch me with my hand poised around his essentials. Not good. Then he’d hit me with a spatula.
Changmin…he’s just too innocent. I couldn’t taint him like that. It’s just not right. Only Jaejoong would do such a thing without thinking. I mean, I like messing with him, like prank calling his mom and stuff, but that’s just off limits. Poor kid. I’d feel so guilty.
And
Sorry, diary. Got distracted. There’s some banging noises coming from Yunho and Jaejoong’s room. Must be an interesting video game. Sounds like Jaejoong’s losing. Ah, I always lose against him. Looks like Yunho can handle him, though.
Anyway, about Junsu’s butt. I know you don’t have eyes or anything, Diary, but if you did, you’d start drooling, too if Junsu came in and stood right in front of you. What if Junsu sat on you, Diary? You’d explode. Then I’d have to buy another diary, Diary. It’s just amazing.
Sometimes I forget to eat when Junsu walks into the kitchen and starts talking to Yunho. He moves around a lot when he talks. It’s this restlessness about him. But his butt moves as much as he does. It’s fantastic.
It’s even better when we all go to the movies and Junsu has to get up in the middle to get a refill. (He eats fast.) He has to cross right in front of me to get to the aisle cause I like to sit on he edge. I prop my foot up on the chair in front of me just so Junsu has to stand there longer and ask me to put my foot down. I pretend not to hear and just stare at his butt floating in front of my eyes. Then he starts tapping his foot impatiently.
He’s just sinful, I tell you.
I put my foot down real slow and give him a minimum amount of room to squeeze by so I can get a good full on view of his assets. It’s so hard not to grab at moments like that, but I don’t want him to know it’s me violating him.
Would he think it’s weird that I keep grabbing his butt? He is pretty freaked out by it. But would he calm down if he knew it was me? Or would he think I was a pervert. I’m not saying I’m not a pervert. I’m pretty open about it, but I don’t want him to shy away from me.
What are these strange feelings? Why do I feel like grabbing just isn’t enough? What else could I possibly do to that butt? Oh, that just opens so many doors…
I wonder
Sorry, again, Diary. Jaejoong’s shouting pretty loud. Yunho must really be beating him. At that game.
I wonder if Junsu would grab back if I told him? Do I really want him to grab me back? Wait…am I….?
Nah. I just like messing with him.
Right.
Is it weird that I talk to you like you’re a person, Diary? Ah, who cares. No one else is gonna read you.
Let’s see. Who else has some interesting body parts? Jaejoong’s waist is incredible. It’s like…not even there. And then he has broad shoulders, so it’s like…I can’t explain. Heechul has really nice, slender hands. I think Jaejoong said something about it once and then I looked and now I totally agree.
And what about that kid Taemin? He’s prettier than my mom. I don’t think she likes him…
Oh, I saw Sunny messing around with Sungmin the other day and I noticed that he’s really good at acting cute. Not better than duck butt, but pretty close.
Kangin should stop eating so much.
Why is Changmin looking taller than usual? He can’t possibly grow any more. Maybe he’s not taller. Wider? Not gaining weight, but maybe…more bulk? I dunno. It’s kind of unnerving. Maybe I should change his name in my contacts list from Pwnage. I don’t know what to put instead, but…it’s starting not to fit anymore.
Uh-oh, Diary. Jaejoong just came in. Why am I even writing to you in middle of the living room? And why is Jaejoong waddling like that again? Yunho just walked in, too. He looks pretty satisfied with himself.
Anyway, I think I should-omona! There it is again! Looks like I’ve got some grabbing to do, Diary. Peace~ <3
~Chunnie
Turn the page~ Page 4 - Junsu || Page 6 - Jaejoong