Dear Diary~ [Page 17 - Junsu]
[Page 17 - Junsu] Junsu has a GOOD memory. xDD And feel free to laugh and cry at the same time!
Dear Diary,
Disasters happen sometimes and eventually, the pain fades away. I’m trying to stay positive. Because what happened this evening was not good.
Very, very not good.
I was about to call Hyukjae so I could watch the World Cup at his place since our TV is broken while Yoochun was writing in his journal when we suddenly heard Yunho shouting, “You whore!!”
Now, crude words of this level do not normally grace the lips of that which is Jung Yunho. So, Yoochun and I were extremely concerned.
Yoochun dropped his journal in mid-sentence and I dropped the phone in mid-dial and we both ran into Yunho and Jaejoong’s room.
How do I vividly, yet accurately describe what exactly happened in there? I guess I’ll just go by dialogue. I think I can remember everything that was said since it was all pretty interesting. If it’s not completely accurate, oh well. At least I have some documentation of the single moment in history when Yunho lost his cool.
Yunho: How could you?!
Jaejoong: Yunho, I didn’t mean to-
Yunho: You’re going out with him now?
Yoochun: *Eyes fall out of his head*
Jaejoong: Please, Yunho. *Looks at me and Yoochun nervously* Could you guys maybe leave…?
Yoochun: *Sits on the bed* I’m not going anywhere. Who’s going out with who?
Yunho: Jaejoong is a whore!
Changmin: *Appears at the door* What’s going on-?
Yunho: Give me one good reason for why you suddenly dropped me for him? *Points at Changmin*
Yoochun: Whoa!
Changmin: What? Wait… Dropped…? You and Yunho were…?!
Me: What’s going on?
Yoochun: So… Jaejoong is dating Yunho?
Jaejoong: I-
Yunho: Not anymore!
Yoochun: So…Changmin is dating Yunho, then?
Changmin: No! *Blushes*
Yoochun: I need to figure this out! So none of you are dating?
Jaejoong: Yes! We’re…dating…
Yoochun: Who? You and Yunho?
Jaejoong: No!
Yoochun: So, Jaejoong is dating Changmin…
Jaejoong: Yes…
Yoochun: …And Yunho?
JaeHoMin: NO!!
Yoochun: It’s Changmin and-
Yunho: Jaejoong!
Yoochun: So who’s dating Yunho?
Yunho: No one! …Anymore!
Yoochun: Then who’s dating Junsu?
Me: I-
Yunho: No one wants to date Junsu! No one wants to date me, either. Because Jaejoong is a whore!
Jaejoong: Please, stop calling me that, Yunho.
Changmin: You were dating Yunho? Why didn’t you tell me?
Jaejoong: I wasn’t- It all happened so fast.
Yunho: So fast that you couldn’t at least break up with me first before making out with Changmin right in front of me?
Jaejoong: We didn’t make out…
Changmin: We didn’t?
Yunho: How many times did you do it behind my back?
Jaejoong: We didn’t!
Changmin: We didn’t?
Jaejoong: Well…
Yunho: Tell me this, Jaejoong. Is he as good as me?
Jaejoong: I’m not going to compare my current and ex-boyfriends’ kisses right in front of them. Don’t be ridiculous.
Yoochun: Ex-boyfriend…
Yunho: I didn’t mean kissing…
Me: *Gasp*
Changmin: *Gasp*
Yoochun: Sweet!
Jaejoong: *Gasp* We didn’t, Yunho! I’m serious.
Changmin: How come I didn’t know you were going out with Yunho til now?
Jaejoong: It didn’t really cross my mind…
Yoochun: What about us? We didn’t know anything about your all man love triangle.
Jaejoong: Please be quiet, Yoochun.
Yunho: I still don’t know why I let it happen
Changmin: I’m sorry, Yunho. I didn’t-
Yunho: I don’t blame you, Changmin
Yoochun: Just Jaejoong
Yunho: Quiet, Yoochun!
Me: I’m still a bit confused
Yoochun: What are you confused about? I’ve figured it out now. Clearly, Jaejoong was going out with Yunho behind all our backs, then the Changmin LIP RAPIST Disaster happened and his emotions started to get all jumbly. Even though Changmin freaked out, he couldn’t fight off the power of Jaejoong’s mouth and fell in love without prior knowledge of the relationship between Jaejoong and Yunho. Yunho has been suspicious since the Changmin LIP RAPIST Disaster, which is why he’s been so weird lately and now he’s finally exploded because Jaejoong decided to expose his relationship with Changmin by breaking up with him. Tragic.
I’m sorry, Diary. I’m almost pretty sure that’s what Yoochun said. It was a pen-full, I know.
Me: …
Changmin: How did you-?
Yunho: That’s…that’s amazing, Yoochun
Yoochun: I know. I’m more insightful than you guys give me credit
Jaejoong: …
Yoochun: Thank you, thank you very much *Bows*
Yunho: Jaejoong…
Jaejoong: Yunho…
Yunho: I loved you
Yoochun: Awww!
Changmin: Shut up, Yoochun!
Jaejoong: I still love you. Just…not in the same way anymore
Yunho: Please tell me what to do
Jaejoong: I can’t…I don’t think you can do anything
Changmin: I’m sorry, hyung
Jaejoong: This isn’t fair to you, either, Changmin
Yoochun: True…true…
Me: Shhhhh!
Changmin: I’m more worried about Yunho
Yoochun: Listen to how manly he sounded just then
Me: …Don’t make me sit on you
Yoochun: Please do…
Yunho: No. I… I just don’t know how I’m going to deal with this
Me: I want us all to stay friends
Jaejoong: Me, too.
Changmin: Please, don’t hate us, hyung.
Yunho: …
Jaejoong: …
Changmin: …
Me: …
Yoochun: …It got quiet…
Me: Wow. There is a stupid person in this room
Yoochun: Just sit on me and I’ll shut up…
Yunho: I need some time
Jaejoong: Okay.
Yunho: I’ll call Donghae and see if I can stay at his place for a while
Changmin: Are you coming back?
Yunho: Of course…You guys…You guys can’t handle shopping by yourselves.
Yoochun: Hey!
Me: Shhhhhh!
Jaejoong: I really do want you to come back soon
Yunho: Okay… Just let me pack and I’ll…I’ll see you in a bit. You better treat Jaejoong right while I’m gone, Changmin.
Changmin: Okay, hyung
Yoochun: Yunho is the manliest man I’ve ever met! Even if he did just get dumped by another man!
Me: That’s it. *I sit on him and smother him with a pillow*
Yoochun: Yesssss…
Jaejoong: Let’s go, guys. He needs some space right now.
Changmin: *sighs* Get up, Yoochun.
Yoochun: I’m…so happy
Me: That Yunho’s heart is broken?! And- Let go of my hips!
Yoochun: Don’t get up…
Me: Just let go so we can leave Yunho alone!
Yoochun: Yunho can pack somewhere else. Just…stay in my lap…
Me: What did you say?!
Yoochun: I meant-Just spray in my…hat…
Changmin: He’s an idiot
Jaejoong: Yoochun…
Me: Quit screwing around and let go of me!
Yoochun: Fine… *Lets me go and walks out with his head down*
What is wrong with that guy?
Anyway, Yunho just left for Donghae’s place and I don’t know when he’s coming back. The whole thing was a giant surprise, but I hope we can all move past this somehow.
Seriously, though, what is wrong with Yoochun??
~Junsu
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