Dear Diary~ [Page 18 - Yunho]
[Page 18 - Yunho] Heh. I finally get inspiration and THIS is what it left me?? xDDDDD
Dear Diary,
I’ve spent the last couple of days at Donghae and Eunhyuk’s apartment and I think I’ve come to terms with the whole situation. Jaejoong and Changmin are my friends and they will stay that way forever. I have to support them. It’s not like Jaejoong tried to hurt me. I’m okay now.
Now…let’s talk about this place I’m staying at…
I go to dance rehearsals with these two all the time, but I’ve never stopped to think about their living habits.
First, I think if Changmin lived over here for a few days, he’d stop calling me stupid for breaking the TV and losing stuff. Okay, he’d still call me stupid for losing stuff, but I’m not near as bad as Donghae at breaking stuff.
I brought my laptop with me into their apartment and I left it out on the desk once while I went to the bathroom. Donghae passed me in the hallway and asked if he could use it really quickly, so of course I said yes.
I came back a few minutes later and my laptop was dead. As Changmin would say, it had been brutally murdered. When I tried to turn it on, it just blinked at me as if to say, “No! Just let me perish in peace!” and died again.
But that wasn’t the strange part about staying in this place.
I went to hunt down Donghae and heard his voice coming from the room he shared with Eunhyuk. After knocking on his door a couple times, I heard his strained voice call out again.
I was about to chew him out through the door, until I realized how weird his voice sounded. Of course, I asked him if he was okay.
“Y…Yeah,” he answered breathlessly. But I seriously thought otherwise. I started wriggling the locked door and demanded he open up.
“No, Yunho! Ah, yes…” Donghae’s voice faltered.
“Yes?” I called back. Needless to say, Diary, I was confused.
“No! No…no…Not there…”
So, at this point, I’m thinking, Not where?? I banged on the door loud enough to wake up any sleeping human being in the apartment and shouted at him to open the door. I couldn’t just leave my friend if he was too proud to ask for help when he needed it, right? Right?
“Stop, Yunho! You- Oh, not you.”
“Not who?!” I wasn’t sure if I should be scared or annoyed.
“Don’t stop, don’t stop…” Donghae mumbled almost inaudibly.
“I won’t stop banging on this door until you open it, Donghae. Are you okay in there?”
There was a long pause and I was sure he had died. For what reason, I didn’t know, but the anxiety was building in my chest. Then I heard his breath hitch, which told me he was breathing but it still wasn’t normal. I thought maybe he was crying. I tried to soften my voice and asked if he needed me to do anything for him.
“No…” Was all he whimpered and I kind of felt my heart breaking. Then I asked him if he just needed a little time alone. I tried to reassure him that I was still there for him when he was ready to talk. What he needed to talk about, I had no clue, but I was just trying to help.
“No…no, no. No! No, no…no…no…no……No. No, no, no, no......” Okay, so after all that, my brain was completely and totally lost. I didn’t know what else to say since Donghae never acted like this. I pressed my ear to the door and listened to his breathing increase from long and deep to short and feverish.
There was absolutely no explanation I could think of for his behavior. And in such a bizarre situation and no leads as to the cause, only stupid ideas popped into my head.
“Donghae…” I almost whispered. “Are you…having a heart attack?”
The response I received was, “No…no…no, no…no………..Yes…”
At this, I shouted his name over and over while banging on the door and almost ripping the doorknob off all at the same time without much result. Donghae was still whimpering in his room not helping me help him and I was still freaking out.
“I’m going to get Eunhyuk,” Having someone else there to panic with me made me feel not quite so childish at the fact that I was panicking.
Before I could leave to search for my phone, which I had lost a few days ago while I was moving in, Donghae called out to me.
“No, Yunho!”
I paused and returned my ear to the door.
For a moment it sounded like he was arguing with himself in hushed tones. After the idea that a man younger than me was having a freaking heart attack faded away, the thought that maybe this man was crazy replaced it.
Finally, I could have sworn I heard Donghae’s voice mumble, “You’re being sadistic today,” before he actually sounded like he was talking to me.
“He…he… Eunhyuk is… Ah….” He stammered and I fought the urge to scream, “WHAT?! What’s wrong with you?!”
Suddenly there was the small, sharp sound of a hand meeting flesh and Donghae let out a yelp. “Ah! Eunhyuk is…here.”
At first, it didn’t really register with me. “Here? In the apartment? Where?”
It wasn’t Donghae’s voice that responded. Instead it was the faint sound of a muffled laugh from a completely different voice coming from inside the room.
“Wait…Eunhyuk is…” Through the door, I hear the rustling of bed sheets and springs creaking before it finally dawned on me.
Eunhyuk was the owner of the muffled laugh. And the muffled laugh sounded as if there was something in his mouth…
The blood left my head so fast, I could have fainted right there on the door. And then Donghae and Eunhyuk would have come out of their room all naked and looked down at me pitifully before finishing their business right on top of my unconscious body.
But I stayed steady, clutching the doorknob so hard, it’s still kind of painful to write with this pen right now, Diary.
Prying my hand from the doorknob, I slowly backed away while still staring incredulously at the closed door and mumbled something about needing to wash my hair.
“Ow! No, Yunho. Wait,” Donghae’s voice was still strained and I honestly could not figure out for the life of me why he even bothered to talk to me. I still can’t figure out why I even bothered to stop and talk back.
“Yeah…?” Was all I could possibly muster.
He didn’t respond right away, but instead argued inaudibly with Eunhyuk for a second before Donghae let out another yelp and whined, “Why does this turn you on?”
I know I heard that correctly.
“Aha……. What did you need?” Donghae’s voice was unnaturally high pitched.
My only defense is that I didn’t know what to do. My mind went blank.
“Ummmmm…… My laptop……..” I honestly think sentences like these are the only intelligent things most normal people can say at times like this. Of course, most normal people try their best to avoid times like this…
“Spit it out, hyung,” This time it was Eunhyuk’s voice. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him sound like that. Not to mention he was being rather rude, but he sounded…almost…kind of…. I’d rather not go there.
“I n-need to speak to Donghae about my…laptop-“
I was cut off by the sound of creaking springs and Donghae’s strangled voice suddenly cried out in pain.
Diary, do you know how hard it is to talk to someone while they’re having sex?
I coughed. “You see, Donghae. You…uh…”
“Oh, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up,” Donghae whimpered.
“I’m sorry,” I apologized for some reason.
“Not you, Yunho… Ah….”
This wasn’t at all what I thought chewing out Donghae would be like, but I tried to continue.
“Um, Donghae, you, uh-“ Eunhyuk grunted. “-asked to use my…laptop? And, well…” Donghae moaned. “…it’s dead now, so…” The sound of skin slapping skin over and over. “…when you’re done…could you-“ Donghae whispered ‘Faster.’ “-would you, like…” Eunhyuk called out Donghae’s name. “…um…will you please-“ Donghae let out a long, half crazed groan. “-Come out and talk to me!”
With that, I turned to leave as Donghae’s voice stalked me down the hallway echoing, “Not in the face, Eunhyuk!”
Ugh. Seriously, Diary? Even when I was with Jaejoong we were more discreet than that. It also helped that our roommates are pretty clueless in general.
You know what? I really don’t care that much about that laptop.
It was pretty slow and the size of the screen was just annoying and all my pictures of me and Yoochun, and me and Junsu, and me and Changmin, and me and Jaejoong, and me, Yoochun, Junsu, Changmin and Jaejoong were just taking up space. Who needs memories when those four dorks are right across town?
I think I’ll pack my stuff now, Diary. I’ll tell Donghae and Eunhyuk…
Actually, I think I’ll pack really fast and write them a note that I’m leaving.
~Yun
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