Dear Diary~ [Page 58 - Yunho]
Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [58/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Yunho's Diary~
Dear Diary,
I'm seriously going to save paper in you if it's the last thing I do.
NO MONEY.
NO WON.
NO MOOLA.
NO DINERO.
NO-
Crap. I'm wasting space.
Crap.
Poor Changmin.
~Y?
Dear Diary,
Still on a mission to save paper in you. So I'm saving all the space I can manage by writing new entries on the same page as other entries. Smart huh? Changmin thought so.
I'm not feeling so thrilled about that new rule law I created. So I'm with Jaejoong on getting him someone to love and cuddle and buy condoms and lube with. Only I don't like his name for it. I prefer Mission Man.
Cause that's what it is, right? Find Changmin a man? It seems to fit more in my opinion.
And another thing, Diary. Why is it that when I'm broke, everyone decides to ask me for money? Like Junsu wants another coloring book, Changmin won't stop eating and Jaejoong wanted some wool socks.
Well, I got Jaejoong the socks. Who cares if it's the middle of April. It gets cold sometimes.
But don't those guys have their own income? Yoochun gets good money from teaching piano lessons, Jaejoong has his job at the restaurant, Junsu is a lumber salesman. Well, Changmin is still a student, but he's looking for a job, I think.
Haven't they noticed I've been budgeting heavily? I only go grocery shopping when the fridge is entirely empty (At Jaejoong and Changmin's dismay). There is no more paper in the house because I refuse to buy anything else for that possessed printer. I even had to cancel my subscription to Korean Man Magazine.
I barely enough money to-
Crap, I'm using too much space.
~Agent Y
Dear Diary,
I'M NOT DEAD!
Why does everyone I know keep throwing lilies at me???
Why do I keep getting confusing calls from my life insurance company???
Why does Kangin keep texting Changmin with death threats???
Why is there a new rap song on the radio called Zombie Ho Beat???
Why does Junsu keep asking me if we need to buy me a coffin???
Coffins are expensive. So of course, no. I've got enough on my plate worrying about paying the bills and paying for food and paying for Jaejoong's necessities and being A WALKING CORPSE. Quit pesturing me about buying coffins for people who AREN'T DEAD.
Seriously. Where did that even come from?
Do these people even realize how expensive it is for me to sit out in the middle of traffic with my car engine on while people stop and crowd in the road to stare at a "real live undead man?' That is a waste of gas. I can't even understand why
Turn the page~ Page 57 - Changmin || Page 59 - Yunho
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Heh. Ahh, Zombie Yunho~
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [58/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 ||
11 || 12 || 13 || 14 || 15 || 16 || 17 || 18 || 19 || 20 ||
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Yunho's Diary~
Dear Diary,
I'm seriously going to save paper in you if it's the last thing I do.
NO MONEY.
NO WON.
NO MOOLA.
NO DINERO.
NO-
Crap. I'm wasting space.
Crap.
Poor Changmin.
~Y?
Dear Diary,
Still on a mission to save paper in you. So I'm saving all the space I can manage by writing new entries on the same page as other entries. Smart huh? Changmin thought so.
I'm not feeling so thrilled about that new rule law I created. So I'm with Jaejoong on getting him someone to love and cuddle and buy condoms and lube with. Only I don't like his name for it. I prefer Mission Man.
Cause that's what it is, right? Find Changmin a man? It seems to fit more in my opinion.
And another thing, Diary. Why is it that when I'm broke, everyone decides to ask me for money? Like Junsu wants another coloring book, Changmin won't stop eating and Jaejoong wanted some wool socks.
Well, I got Jaejoong the socks. Who cares if it's the middle of April. It gets cold sometimes.
But don't those guys have their own income? Yoochun gets good money from teaching piano lessons, Jaejoong has his job at the restaurant, Junsu is a lumber salesman. Well, Changmin is still a student, but he's looking for a job, I think.
Haven't they noticed I've been budgeting heavily? I only go grocery shopping when the fridge is entirely empty (At Jaejoong and Changmin's dismay). There is no more paper in the house because I refuse to buy anything else for that possessed printer. I even had to cancel my subscription to Korean Man Magazine.
I barely enough money to-
Crap, I'm using too much space.
~Agent Y
Dear Diary,
I'M NOT DEAD!
Why does everyone I know keep throwing lilies at me???
Why do I keep getting confusing calls from my life insurance company???
Why does Kangin keep texting Changmin with death threats???
Why is there a new rap song on the radio called Zombie Ho Beat???
Why does Junsu keep asking me if we need to buy me a coffin???
Coffins are expensive. So of course, no. I've got enough on my plate worrying about paying the bills and paying for food and paying for Jaejoong's necessities and being A WALKING CORPSE. Quit pesturing me about buying coffins for people who AREN'T DEAD.
Seriously. Where did that even come from?
Do these people even realize how expensive it is for me to sit out in the middle of traffic with my car engine on while people stop and crowd in the road to stare at a "real live undead man?' That is a waste of gas. I can't even understand why
Turn the page~ Page 57 - Changmin || Page 59 - Yunho
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Heh. Ahh, Zombie Yunho~
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