Dear Diary~ [Page 7 - Changmin]
[Part 7 - Changmin] Poor kid...so bored..xD
Dear Diary,
I’m sitting here on the couch with NOTHING to do because SOMEONE broke the TV and that SOMEONE is gone to get groceries so all I can do is avoid Yoochun and deal with Jaejoong staring at me.
Why is he staring at me, anyway? I keep telling him he’s not my mom. Although…he does make me food when he feels all mom-ish…
What do most people do to entertain themselves, I wonder? Seeing as I can’t WATCH the TV because SOMEONE-
Okay, enough with that. I’m trying to do this so I can quit writing in you like a loser, Diary and find something cool to do. Not that you’re not cool, Diary. It’s just that the world is so much bigger than you and-
Okay. Let’s see. What does Kibum like to do? Well, when I visit his place, he’s usually either playing with Heechul’s cat or watching TV-
Kibum is not a good reference. What about Heechul?
…
…
Who knows what goes through that guy’s mind…
Yesung? Nah, he’s usually bothering everyone else. That’s what Yoochun does when he’s bored. To me.
Yoochun also plays piano really well. Maybe I should start practicing to be as good as him. Nah, I just want to do something besides watch TV, not get a new lifelong hobby.
He also likes playing computer games. He sucks at some and he’s really good at others, though. Maybe I’ll start taking that up. Maybe.
Yoochun also sleeps for fun. It’s almost like a sport for him. It takes real skill to sleep that much for that long in the strange places he decides to sleep. Like one time, we found him on top of the washing machine while it was still going. I really thought he was dead. (Hehe!)
Actually, I’ve been noticing lately that Yoochun likes to grab Junsu’s butt. I mean, it is pretty unique, but is that necessary? But it seems like he’s having fun with it. Grabbing Junsu’s butt. Junsu is still confused and every time I’m walking behind him in the hallway, he turns around like I’m a butt terrorist or something. Yoochun should stop before Junsu kills himself.
Hey…that actually does seem like fun. Not grabbing Junsu’s butt, Diary. But pranking someone all the time and that person will have no idea who’s doing it for weeks. I think I might do that. But to whom?
Yunho! Ha! No more of this, “You’ve got something on your shirt” business. I’ll find a way to get him. Somehow. But how will I do it? What will I do to stupid hyung?
Okay, I’m bored. What does Junsu like to do for fun? Duh. He’s playing soccer with Yoochun now. He also likes to play computer games. Maybe I should do that. Not the computer games, Diary, I already contemplated that. I mean play soccer with Yoochun and Junsu outside. Soccer is fun. I’ll think about it.
No! We should play basketball ‘cause I’d pwn all of them! Haha!
What does Yunho like to do? Actually, he works out a lot. He spends a lot of money on his gym membership, but it pays off. Hey, I should go with him sometime. Just doing push ups after my late night TV viewing isn’t going to get me anywhere in the long run. Especially since we don’t HAVE a TV anymore. Aish.
Yunho also likes cell phone games. I learned that the hard way… Diary, why is Yunho so harsh sometimes?
Anyway, maybe I’ll sneak Yoochun’s phone some time and play some games. I’ll have to ask Yunho about the good ones.
Jaejoong likes to cook. I can’t really cook. Plus, it’s just way more fun to eat and watch Jaejoong cook. It would get complicated if I cooked. I’d be sampling the whole time and I’d end up eating everything before it actually became a meal. That would suck.
Dang it, Yunho! Why’d you have to get all TV-homicidal?!
Maybe we should leave the house and do something. We can’t watch a movie because Junsu is RUDE. Plus, when he gets up to get a refill, Yoochun stares at him funny. It bothers me.
Go to the park? Maybe play some soccer? Ha! And we won’t tell Yunho and then he’ll come home and the house will be all empty. Ha! Stupid Hyung.
We could just rent a movie and-
Okay, why do all fun things on this earth have to involve the TV?
Maybe I should read.
No.
We could go bowling. I suck at bowling, but the pizza there is good. And the ice cream. And the nachos. And the pretzels. And the
I’m hungry now, Diary. Should I ask Jaejoong to cook for again? He’s still just sitting there across the room staring at me, so he doesn’t look sore and irritable. Let me ask him. Be right back, Diary.
*
*sigh* That’s right. He cooked everything for me already. That’s why Yunho’s gone to get some more food. Maybe I should have gone with him. He said he’s still sore, but at least Jaejoong didn’t snap at me. Actually, he called me his son. Aish…
Well, I do feel rather peaceful writing now. I’m not overly irritated mostly ‘cause Yoochun is outside and I’m getting my feelings out. Man, this is-
Wrong. Just wrong. Would Yunho ever write something like that? No. It’s just wrong. Where did my manliness go just then? What’s wrong with me?
It’s because Jaejoong is staring at me, isn’t it?
I think I should move. Into the kitchen. That’s where I get my energy.
*
Okay, so I’m in the kitchen and I’m lonely. Because there’s no food. There’s no energy. A hope Yunho comes back with a lot. I also hope that stupid hyung doesn’t KILL the car on the way home. Or KILL the groceries. Or KILL a squirrel climbing a telephone pole.
I have to do something to get rid of this negative energy. I think after I’m finished writing, I’ll definitely go play soccer outside. Me and Yoochun will have to go against Junsu. ‘Cause when he sees a soccer ball, he gets this fire in his eyes and he’s like a one man professional soccer team.
For now I just want to list my options.
We need a dog. Seriously. Then it could be Junsu against me, Yoochun and a dog in soccer. That would be so cool. Heechul has a cat, why can’t we have a dog?
Is that Jaejoong on the phone in the living room? It sounds like he’s talking to Kangin…. Why is he calling him gramps??
Anyway, a dog would be awesome. I could feed it~ And wash it~ And play with it~ And teach it to nibble on Junsu’s ears when he’s asleep~ We’d have to buy a Frisbee, but we can play Frisbee, like whenever we wanted.
What would its name be? Heechul’s cat’s name is a hybrid of his friend’s names-HanJay HeeBum. So I’ll try something like that. Hmmm. MinChun JaeSu. Nah. MinBum JaeHae. Ew. MinYe TeukHo. I just threw up in my mouth. Okay, this isn’t working. (How did Heechul do it?)
Okay, how about normal names? Changmin Jr. Min Jr. Chang Jr. Bob. Okay, the lame just took off on a space ship adventure in a flying jet scooter and blew up on the surface of a star named Stupid.
Okay, how about some American names? Aiden. Dennis. Spencer. Joshua. Casey. Jordan. Bryan. Marcus. Nathan. Mathew. Andrew. Vincent. Jerome.
Wait. Why are they all guy’s names? What makes me think Jaejoong would let me get a guy dog? How about some girl names.
Tiffany. Jessica. Sunny?
…
I’m bored again.
I think I’ll just go back in the living room.
*
Asujntlcbiop
Sorry! Jaejoong keeps trying to take my diary away from me! Jerk!
I never ask for his, why should he read mine? You are personal, Diary. Extremely personaladlferaioer
Aaah!
~Min jklh
Turn the page~ Page 6 - Jaejoong || Page 8 - Yunho
Dear Diary,
I’m sitting here on the couch with NOTHING to do because SOMEONE broke the TV and that SOMEONE is gone to get groceries so all I can do is avoid Yoochun and deal with Jaejoong staring at me.
Why is he staring at me, anyway? I keep telling him he’s not my mom. Although…he does make me food when he feels all mom-ish…
What do most people do to entertain themselves, I wonder? Seeing as I can’t WATCH the TV because SOMEONE-
Okay, enough with that. I’m trying to do this so I can quit writing in you like a loser, Diary and find something cool to do. Not that you’re not cool, Diary. It’s just that the world is so much bigger than you and-
Okay. Let’s see. What does Kibum like to do? Well, when I visit his place, he’s usually either playing with Heechul’s cat or watching TV-
Kibum is not a good reference. What about Heechul?
…
…
Who knows what goes through that guy’s mind…
Yesung? Nah, he’s usually bothering everyone else. That’s what Yoochun does when he’s bored. To me.
Yoochun also plays piano really well. Maybe I should start practicing to be as good as him. Nah, I just want to do something besides watch TV, not get a new lifelong hobby.
He also likes playing computer games. He sucks at some and he’s really good at others, though. Maybe I’ll start taking that up. Maybe.
Yoochun also sleeps for fun. It’s almost like a sport for him. It takes real skill to sleep that much for that long in the strange places he decides to sleep. Like one time, we found him on top of the washing machine while it was still going. I really thought he was dead. (Hehe!)
Actually, I’ve been noticing lately that Yoochun likes to grab Junsu’s butt. I mean, it is pretty unique, but is that necessary? But it seems like he’s having fun with it. Grabbing Junsu’s butt. Junsu is still confused and every time I’m walking behind him in the hallway, he turns around like I’m a butt terrorist or something. Yoochun should stop before Junsu kills himself.
Hey…that actually does seem like fun. Not grabbing Junsu’s butt, Diary. But pranking someone all the time and that person will have no idea who’s doing it for weeks. I think I might do that. But to whom?
Yunho! Ha! No more of this, “You’ve got something on your shirt” business. I’ll find a way to get him. Somehow. But how will I do it? What will I do to stupid hyung?
Okay, I’m bored. What does Junsu like to do for fun? Duh. He’s playing soccer with Yoochun now. He also likes to play computer games. Maybe I should do that. Not the computer games, Diary, I already contemplated that. I mean play soccer with Yoochun and Junsu outside. Soccer is fun. I’ll think about it.
No! We should play basketball ‘cause I’d pwn all of them! Haha!
What does Yunho like to do? Actually, he works out a lot. He spends a lot of money on his gym membership, but it pays off. Hey, I should go with him sometime. Just doing push ups after my late night TV viewing isn’t going to get me anywhere in the long run. Especially since we don’t HAVE a TV anymore. Aish.
Yunho also likes cell phone games. I learned that the hard way… Diary, why is Yunho so harsh sometimes?
Anyway, maybe I’ll sneak Yoochun’s phone some time and play some games. I’ll have to ask Yunho about the good ones.
Jaejoong likes to cook. I can’t really cook. Plus, it’s just way more fun to eat and watch Jaejoong cook. It would get complicated if I cooked. I’d be sampling the whole time and I’d end up eating everything before it actually became a meal. That would suck.
Dang it, Yunho! Why’d you have to get all TV-homicidal?!
Maybe we should leave the house and do something. We can’t watch a movie because Junsu is RUDE. Plus, when he gets up to get a refill, Yoochun stares at him funny. It bothers me.
Go to the park? Maybe play some soccer? Ha! And we won’t tell Yunho and then he’ll come home and the house will be all empty. Ha! Stupid Hyung.
We could just rent a movie and-
Okay, why do all fun things on this earth have to involve the TV?
Maybe I should read.
No.
We could go bowling. I suck at bowling, but the pizza there is good. And the ice cream. And the nachos. And the pretzels. And the
I’m hungry now, Diary. Should I ask Jaejoong to cook for again? He’s still just sitting there across the room staring at me, so he doesn’t look sore and irritable. Let me ask him. Be right back, Diary.
*
*sigh* That’s right. He cooked everything for me already. That’s why Yunho’s gone to get some more food. Maybe I should have gone with him. He said he’s still sore, but at least Jaejoong didn’t snap at me. Actually, he called me his son. Aish…
Well, I do feel rather peaceful writing now. I’m not overly irritated mostly ‘cause Yoochun is outside and I’m getting my feelings out. Man, this is-
Wrong. Just wrong. Would Yunho ever write something like that? No. It’s just wrong. Where did my manliness go just then? What’s wrong with me?
It’s because Jaejoong is staring at me, isn’t it?
I think I should move. Into the kitchen. That’s where I get my energy.
*
Okay, so I’m in the kitchen and I’m lonely. Because there’s no food. There’s no energy. A hope Yunho comes back with a lot. I also hope that stupid hyung doesn’t KILL the car on the way home. Or KILL the groceries. Or KILL a squirrel climbing a telephone pole.
I have to do something to get rid of this negative energy. I think after I’m finished writing, I’ll definitely go play soccer outside. Me and Yoochun will have to go against Junsu. ‘Cause when he sees a soccer ball, he gets this fire in his eyes and he’s like a one man professional soccer team.
For now I just want to list my options.
We need a dog. Seriously. Then it could be Junsu against me, Yoochun and a dog in soccer. That would be so cool. Heechul has a cat, why can’t we have a dog?
Is that Jaejoong on the phone in the living room? It sounds like he’s talking to Kangin…. Why is he calling him gramps??
Anyway, a dog would be awesome. I could feed it~ And wash it~ And play with it~ And teach it to nibble on Junsu’s ears when he’s asleep~ We’d have to buy a Frisbee, but we can play Frisbee, like whenever we wanted.
What would its name be? Heechul’s cat’s name is a hybrid of his friend’s names-HanJay HeeBum. So I’ll try something like that. Hmmm. MinChun JaeSu. Nah. MinBum JaeHae. Ew. MinYe TeukHo. I just threw up in my mouth. Okay, this isn’t working. (How did Heechul do it?)
Okay, how about normal names? Changmin Jr. Min Jr. Chang Jr. Bob. Okay, the lame just took off on a space ship adventure in a flying jet scooter and blew up on the surface of a star named Stupid.
Okay, how about some American names? Aiden. Dennis. Spencer. Joshua. Casey. Jordan. Bryan. Marcus. Nathan. Mathew. Andrew. Vincent. Jerome.
Wait. Why are they all guy’s names? What makes me think Jaejoong would let me get a guy dog? How about some girl names.
Tiffany. Jessica. Sunny?
…
I’m bored again.
I think I’ll just go back in the living room.
*
Asujntlcbiop
Sorry! Jaejoong keeps trying to take my diary away from me! Jerk!
I never ask for his, why should he read mine? You are personal, Diary. Extremely personaladlferaioer
Aaah!
~Min jklh
Turn the page~ Page 6 - Jaejoong || Page 8 - Yunho