Dear Diary~ [Page 8 - Yunho]
[Page 8 - Yunho] -- Lol. Leader-sshi is starting to think like Jae at the end. Random. xD
Dear Diary,
Man, I love roller coasters.
Seriously. Me, Junsu and Changmin went to a theme park yesterday and it was AWESOME.
Yoochun had something to do and Jaejoong claimed he wanted to stay home and learn a new recipe. Ah, he’d only sit and eat ice cream while we went on the rides anyway.
I think we road every coaster at least……
675,345,134,887,526,123454,423,876,900,000,0000,00,000,000,000,000,324,127,905,001 times.
I’m just amazed at Changmin, though. He was eating the entire time and he never threw up.
Funnel cake. Train of Terror.
Vanilla scone. Jurassic Park Coaster.
Chili cheese fries. Kite Adventure. (Not as lame as it sounds. The g-force is incredible.)
Large fruit punch. The Plunge.
Biscuit. Space Tunnel.
Cheeseburger. The Haunted Elevator.
Cheeseburger. Adrena-Line.
Two Nerds Ropes. Superman.
Another cheeseburger. Dragon’s Fury.
Medium Pepsi. Mt. Fuji.
Pop rocks. A cool inner tube ride I forgot the name of.
Hot dog. Sky Scope.
Hot dog with mustard. The Avalanche.
Pie. Mars Explosion.
Mozzarella sticks. Serpent’s Egg.
Pizza. The Climb.
Popcorn. The Comet.
Wow. That kid holds food better than he does alcohol. He never even had to pee til we got home. When he’s drunk he starts hugging people…
Anyway, it was SO fun.
I was wearing a hat before we got on Space Tunnel and I didn’t even notice my head was bare until Dragon’s Fury. That park was just that awesome.
Junsu lost his sunglasses, but all was good. We just got him some souvenir glasses outside of Sky Scope. (Actually…I lost his sunglasses when he told me to hold them while he went to the bathroom. I don’t even know how it happened. But no one noticed it for a while and Junsu forgot he had given them to me, so I just pretended not to know anything. Changmin would start giving me dirty looks again and call me stupid if he knew I lost them. My ego can’t take much more abuse.)
Hold on, Diary. Jaejoong just walked in. I’m gonna play with him for a bit.
*
That was fun.
Where was I? Oh, the theme park.
I wonder why Jaejoong hates roller coasters so much. I bet it’s ‘cause his hair will get messed up. So high maintenance, but I love the guy anyway. I’ve got to teach him that the adrenaline you get from roller coasters is way more fun than having good hair.
I wonder if I should trick him to go on one, and then once he’s on, he’ll be all scared and fussy, right? Then, I’d just hold his hand as the we go up. And-it’d be like the mile high club. So intense. I’d make him forget he was even making an 80 degree drop going 158 miles per hour.
Okay, I’m getting excited. And I don’t want to have to play with Jaejoong again today, he’s complaining about being sore. And when he complains about being sore, he threatens to claim topsies one of these days. I just…I just don’t think that’s a good idea.
…
What if one of my roommates found this?
If Junsu found this, he’d look at me and Jaejoong funny for the rest of his life. Just staring like…I don’t know. I’d go crazy if I had to live with his stares for the rest of my life. Just crazy.
Yoochun would laugh his head off. He usually tortures Junsu and Changmin on a regular basis and only me and Jaejoong when it suits him, but…. Everyone would be at his mercy if he found out. I don’t think I could take his crude jokes for the rest of my life. I just can’t.
And Changmin. I think he’d move out. No. He’d call me stupid. And then move out.
I bet Donghae would get used to the idea. He wouldn’t talk to me for a while and then he’d accept it. At least I’d have one person completely on my side…
This is depressing me now. I think I should go work out after this. Should I take Changmin? I don’t know. He’s been asking to go with me more often and he’s… I don’t know, but it’s unnerving. Well, at least if he’s working out with me, he’s not making Jaejoong cook everything in the house. Or complaining about Yoochun and Junsu. Or pestering me about the TV…
Where is that remote control…?
I would call a repair guy, but that’s so expensive. Yoochun calls me rich, but I’m not really. I don’t think. Maybe I should call Hankyung over. He could tamper with the TV for a bit. It can’t get any worse.
…
How did I get from roller coaster awesomeness to the TV?
~Ho
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Dear Diary,
Man, I love roller coasters.
Seriously. Me, Junsu and Changmin went to a theme park yesterday and it was AWESOME.
Yoochun had something to do and Jaejoong claimed he wanted to stay home and learn a new recipe. Ah, he’d only sit and eat ice cream while we went on the rides anyway.
I think we road every coaster at least……
675,345,134,887,526,123454,423,876,900,000,0000,00,000,000,000,000,324,127,905,001 times.
I’m just amazed at Changmin, though. He was eating the entire time and he never threw up.
Funnel cake. Train of Terror.
Vanilla scone. Jurassic Park Coaster.
Chili cheese fries. Kite Adventure. (Not as lame as it sounds. The g-force is incredible.)
Large fruit punch. The Plunge.
Biscuit. Space Tunnel.
Cheeseburger. The Haunted Elevator.
Cheeseburger. Adrena-Line.
Two Nerds Ropes. Superman.
Another cheeseburger. Dragon’s Fury.
Medium Pepsi. Mt. Fuji.
Pop rocks. A cool inner tube ride I forgot the name of.
Hot dog. Sky Scope.
Hot dog with mustard. The Avalanche.
Pie. Mars Explosion.
Mozzarella sticks. Serpent’s Egg.
Pizza. The Climb.
Popcorn. The Comet.
Wow. That kid holds food better than he does alcohol. He never even had to pee til we got home. When he’s drunk he starts hugging people…
Anyway, it was SO fun.
I was wearing a hat before we got on Space Tunnel and I didn’t even notice my head was bare until Dragon’s Fury. That park was just that awesome.
Junsu lost his sunglasses, but all was good. We just got him some souvenir glasses outside of Sky Scope. (Actually…I lost his sunglasses when he told me to hold them while he went to the bathroom. I don’t even know how it happened. But no one noticed it for a while and Junsu forgot he had given them to me, so I just pretended not to know anything. Changmin would start giving me dirty looks again and call me stupid if he knew I lost them. My ego can’t take much more abuse.)
Hold on, Diary. Jaejoong just walked in. I’m gonna play with him for a bit.
*
That was fun.
Where was I? Oh, the theme park.
I wonder why Jaejoong hates roller coasters so much. I bet it’s ‘cause his hair will get messed up. So high maintenance, but I love the guy anyway. I’ve got to teach him that the adrenaline you get from roller coasters is way more fun than having good hair.
I wonder if I should trick him to go on one, and then once he’s on, he’ll be all scared and fussy, right? Then, I’d just hold his hand as the we go up. And-it’d be like the mile high club. So intense. I’d make him forget he was even making an 80 degree drop going 158 miles per hour.
Okay, I’m getting excited. And I don’t want to have to play with Jaejoong again today, he’s complaining about being sore. And when he complains about being sore, he threatens to claim topsies one of these days. I just…I just don’t think that’s a good idea.
…
What if one of my roommates found this?
If Junsu found this, he’d look at me and Jaejoong funny for the rest of his life. Just staring like…I don’t know. I’d go crazy if I had to live with his stares for the rest of my life. Just crazy.
Yoochun would laugh his head off. He usually tortures Junsu and Changmin on a regular basis and only me and Jaejoong when it suits him, but…. Everyone would be at his mercy if he found out. I don’t think I could take his crude jokes for the rest of my life. I just can’t.
And Changmin. I think he’d move out. No. He’d call me stupid. And then move out.
I bet Donghae would get used to the idea. He wouldn’t talk to me for a while and then he’d accept it. At least I’d have one person completely on my side…
This is depressing me now. I think I should go work out after this. Should I take Changmin? I don’t know. He’s been asking to go with me more often and he’s… I don’t know, but it’s unnerving. Well, at least if he’s working out with me, he’s not making Jaejoong cook everything in the house. Or complaining about Yoochun and Junsu. Or pestering me about the TV…
Where is that remote control…?
I would call a repair guy, but that’s so expensive. Yoochun calls me rich, but I’m not really. I don’t think. Maybe I should call Hankyung over. He could tamper with the TV for a bit. It can’t get any worse.
…
How did I get from roller coaster awesomeness to the TV?
~Ho
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